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  • So I have a crush on this guy...
    If you're planning on breaking up with this guy, make sure you're doing it for the right reason. It's one thing to end the relationship because you just aren't compatible, but doing it for the sole purpose of dating someone else can only end badly. ...

  • Licences Question
    I would say collective.

  • How do I delete my group?
    You can't

  • Where can I get a bad credit personal loan for $3000
    We don't give out loans here...you'll have to make an appointment with a bad credit lender...there are companies out there who will give loans to people with poor or no credit.

  • How can I get money from the government to pay my bills and things
    Well, unless you're looking for welfare, which you need to qualify for, the government isn't going to pay your bills - you have to get a job like everyone else.

  • Employment
    Well, here are the job opportunities for FunAdvice, you'll have to use the 'Contact Us' link to talk to an admin: http://www.funadvice.com/doc/jobs

  • Is it OCD if you do it on purpose?
    If you do it on purpose, then you're aware of it - you chose to do it...that's not OCD, that's just stupid.

  • Can hotel managers take possession of someones passport?
    Your friend should always keep a certified copy of his passport, since some countries can legally hold your your passport. They do that to secure payment, since they can't get paid after a foreign visitor leaves the country. Tell your boyfriend to g...

  • Employment
    Who is this question directed to? Just so you know, you're not allowed to seek employment on the FunAdvice boards.

  • information
    Advisors monitor the site, move questions to the proper categories, and remove anything that goes against the ToU. The information on how to become an advisor is posted on the site, and since you need to understand the site to be an advisor, I sugge...

  • how would you imagine the world to end?
    I believe some scientists think that in 2012, all the planets will align, and that will cause the devastation of the earth. Other scientists, however, think the idea is ridiculous.

  • there seems to be a being in my back yard... what should I do?
    It might help if you could be more specific with what you mean by *being*. Is it an animal of some sort, or do you think your backyard is playing host to the paranormal?

  • 14 years old... 8:30pm bedtime!
    That is a little early for a 14 year old. A teenager needs 8 hours of sleep at night, so even if you got up as early as 6 am, you'd need to be in bed no earlier than 10 pm the night before. Make sure your parents understand that getting too much ...

  • If your pregnant...
    If you're only a few weeks along, it's unlikely that the fetus is in any danger.

  • black slacks?
    Pants...like jeans, but not jeans - dressy pants...something you'd wear when you're trying to look professional.

  • black slacks?
    It's a casual dress pant...obviously black in colour.

  • Restore Inbox detail-lost two hours ago
    Yeah - we can't retrieve it for you, and I'm sorry to say, that unless it's in your *deleted items* folder, it's gone.

  • tampon lost
    If it was in there, you'd be able to feel it...you'd only be able to put your finger up so high before you encountered it and the vagina does end - it doesn't just keep going up inside of your body. A tampon can't go into the uterus either, so if you c...

  • Deja-Vu...Only paradoxical and intense? (100.00%)
    Scientific explanation for deja-vu...it's a *short-circuit* in the brain that makes you think you've experienced something before, when really, you're only doing it for the first time.

  • I have a bump on my vigina and it itches...Is that normal
    Rule of thumb - if it doesn't feel right, then it's wrong. Lumps and itching in the vaginal area are far from normal - see a doctor.

  • Girlfriend is like ABNORMALLY shy
    Try to be considerate of her feelings - extreme shyness is a disorder, it isn't something you can just *change*. If you really cared about her, you would take the time to explain to your friends and family that she has this problem, so they can try ...

  • If you were raped...and qot preqnant Abortion
    I wouldn't, but that's my decision - I have no right to choose for someone else.

  • Police?
    It's considered indecent exposure or public display...nobody should have to watch a couple of kids getting it on in public...it's obscene.

  • Blood +& Period
    Bleach actually causes it to stain because it's an acid and it causes the protein in the blood to *cook* (coagulate)...avoid bleach. The best thing to do is to run cold (not hot or warm) water over the stain. You can also try a pre-soak like oxy-cle...

  • First Job interview
    You bring a resume to the place you want to work, and if they're interested in you, they'll call you. However, since you've never had a job, you won't have a very impressive resume...just go and ask if they have a job application to fill out.

  • Direct deposit
    Not unless it's a joint account and you are one of the account holders

  • Contractions
    They feel like severe menstrual cramps and get worse as your labour progresses...the duration depends on how far along you are in labour, but the average is about a minute or two.

  • how can I get a pic from my email to my profile?
    You have to save the photo to your computer and then upload it.

  • Bedroom makeover... Bad idea?
    You should keep your mattress off the floor so it can breathe properly...you don't want moisture to get trapped inside of it.

  • A question for Atheists here . . .
    I'm an atheist Buddhist and I believe in rebirth.

  • peaple + animal traps = anger
    ...again...if you *catch* them, you can call the police and have them charged. If you shoot them, you will go to prison...regardless of whether or not they are trespassing. You don't have the authority to take life... Honestly, children like y...

  • Teen wart...need helpp
    You can get wart removal treatment at the pharmacy...it's so simple these days, it comes in the form of a bandage you just put on and in a few days, the wart is gone. You don't even need a doctor.

  • Buddhism???
    They can't...it goes against the very idea of Buddhism. Being Buddhist does not hold a level of authority.

  • peaple + animal traps = anger
    You're trapping innocent animals...naturally people are going to tamper with your traps. There's nothing you can do unless you can catch them in the act and call the police on them...anything more than that and you're looking at getting charged your...

  • How can I get the best orgy if im a virgin girl?
    An orgy is an event with several people engaging in sex ...are you sure that's what you're looking for?

  • My cat has just recently started to pee on the bed, what is wrong?
    Sounds like it's time to get out the spray bottle...when you catch them in the act, spray them with water - they'll eventually get it. If it's a real problem, start closing your bedroom door so they can't go in there anymore.

  • Can I be pregnant?
    If you had unprotected sex you *could* be pregnant...unfortunately, we can't tell you whether or not you are.

  • What or who on earth?
    It's an electro hip/hop band

  • Should I get my boyfriend a build a bear for his birthday?
    I'll be honest with you - I don't know too many 17 year old boys who have teddy bears.

  • Why do people backstab? (100.00%)
    Don't dwell too much on what other people say...there are a lot of people in this world who don't deserve anyone's help or sympathy, but that shouldn't change who you are...you did a nice thing and you should just be content in knowing that you're a be...

  • how to have an good relationship w/ an imanganary person? (100.00%)
    I strongly urge you to seek help from a psychiatrist.

  • Can you report for this?
    You can report any illegal advice or questions to the admins...they take it pretty seriously.

  • Help I want to go into labor (100.00%)
    A pregnancy is 40 weeks long for a reason - that's how long it takes for your child to *fully* develop in utero. You should be ashamed of yourself for wanting to remove your child from the safest place possible, which currently, is in the womb. P...

  • Career options with animals
    You can be a horse trainer.

  • Is hotmail working today
    I've not had any problems at all.

  • A poem hailed as The Puppet
    I love the symbolism...well done.

  • Funadvice is running so slow
    Usually it does that when the programmers are doing updates.

  • unemployment
    If you inputted the number of hours you worked, you'll be fine - they'll deduct it from your EI. If you didn't submit the hours worked, you risk losing your EI and your chance of qualifying for it in the future.

  • Acting biz? (100.00%)
    Your best option would be to go through an acting school...they can line you up with all the resources (and practice) you're going to need to get yourself noticed.

  • How can I get in touch with someone on the show ? OVERHAUL
    First of all, this isn't Overhaulin'. Second - they stopped filming that show.

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