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usually there is a local radio station that plays music submitted by people in the area. wherever you live, just submit it, and if people like it, they can contact you through the radio station. that's what I'd do as a first step. usually you can ge...
umm...well unless I'm mistaken, she was catholic,...so in theory the same as the pope.
if you're sticking with "god" from a christian standpoint, then I'd recommend studying 3 religions; Catholicism, Mormonism, and Judaism. (for clarification purposes, I'm aware that Jews are not christian, but it is the same God, as they believe there ...
realize that they're doing what they think is right, and that they're taking time out of their day to try and "help" you. that will at least help to keep you from getting too pissed off at them. then just tell them you're not interested, and thank th...
I suppose you would call them "religious."
here's the problem; there's 2 forces that can make "magic" happen...those being God and Satan. God's "spellbook" would be the bible, which contains information on what you have to do to have the power of God at your fingertips. any other "magic" woul...
being christian means you believe that through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ you can return to live with God again. it's very generic. being catholic means adhering to a specific set of christian beliefs. like others said, all catholics are christian...
haha, then maybe you should youtube "skipping."
haha, no, obama's not gonna be our king. he'd do it if he could get away with it, though. he's certainly got the same spending habits of a dictator, but if he tried, the villagers would rise up with their torches and pitchforks, and kill him...because...
yes, but then again, YOU wanted that tattoo, so there's people out there who just happen to have it, without having killed anybody. some people are just wannabe killers.
why can't we believe in the bible, but still get vaccines? I'm confused. there's only a couple branches of Christianity, out of the more than 3000 in existence, who don't believe in taking medicine. I believe that one of God's greatest gifts to us w...
I'm not positive, but I'm confident that what you're saying isn't true. I know for a fact it isn't in california. there are noise regulations, but there's no rule against where or how the exhaust ports sit. texas is a pretty laid back state for that...
jaguar paw. that's a hot name.
maybe he's emo.
knowledge. the more you know about the subject, the easier it is to talk about it to others. the more info you know about your presentation, the easier it'll be. or you can just rationalize that there are really no consequences to this presentation,...
"first of all, don't skip meals like the post before me." not meals...meal. singular. we're talking about 5 little pounds. you could probably drop that just by not having seconds this week. or cutting dessert for a couple days. or wearing shorts ...
it really depends on how much info you have on your dad. do you know what city he lives in? does he have a unique name? I use 1800 466-4111 all the time for free phone numbers/information. you can find people's numbers on there too. do a search fo...
does your mom have the right to ground you from church? yes, legally she has the right to do pretty much whatever she wants as long as she feeds you, clothes you, and puts a roof over your head. should she ground you from church? no. it's kind of a...
5 pounds?! you're worried about losing a measly 5 pounds? I dunno, skip dinner tonight; boom, 5 pounds. geez, I can take a dump and lose 5 pounds...
look better. people don't call you fat. have a hotter girlfriend. people like you. live longer. don't look sweaty and gross. can brush your teeth without your manboobs jiggling. the list goes on and on...
your hair grows faster if you get goosebumps, or if it's cold. not that this helps that much, but depending on how desperate you are, you could go someplace cold for a while. I'm sure property in alaska is dirt cheap right now. ;)
...I take it you got a malibu, then. good times. it's front wheel drive, so a spoiler is pointless, except for looks. so whatever you think looks better on the car, I guess. that's personal preference. "put some neon on it." -like pinstriping? -...
"get a honda." -agreed. any of the si's are pretty quick, for a first time car. the older mustangs are quick little guys, too, (as stated above,) provided you get a gt. how much are you looking to spend? my brother has a ford probe gt that's next ...
why not just listen to your parents and not pierce it up high? jeez, they'd probably trust you more if you weren't constantly going behind their backs doing stuff they didn't want you to do. try listening for a change. or disregard this message as "...
a bold move, asking someone to do all that work for you. can't say as I blame you though, seeing as how there's only one word in your headline, and you managed to misspell it. looks like you need all the help you can get.
maybe one of them wins 3 radio tickets to see the band, and they're backstage passes. they get to meet the band, and get invited to an afterparty. true love strikes there...or something like that. maybe they're on an airline, and the band's 1st clas...
I was 22, living the dream. I worked as a driver for milgard windows. I was single and loving it. I went to vegas almost once a month, and saw every movie that came out for the better part of a year in the theaters. carl's jr had a burger called th...
probably the hollywood 48 hour miracle diet. it doesn't taste that great though...
any time you download something, ringtones, pictures, etc it counts as mb usage. if it's just a couple bucks, call 611, this will get your service provider, and you can tell them it was an accident, and they'll usually reverse the charges for you. i...
they use replacement ingredients that are less than healthy for you. no sugar means they use fake unhealthy sugar, etc. sorry to disappoint.
if you get a tattoo, it should definitely be something you want, and definitely something you're sure you'll like years down the road. choose wisely...you keep it forever.
the inherent flaw with getting a tattoo is that almost anything you get now, you will wish you didn't have later on in life...but you're stuck with it. I'm not saying don't get one, but choose wisely, or you'll most certainly regret it.
"Just like the hippie era, this is just like that. Cept you don't have stupid tie dye shirts" haha, you just have the gay pants and the lame "my life sucks" attitude to deal with. give me a hippie any day. at least they were happy.
I think most religions would take an agnostic view on alien life if pressed for an answer. it makes sense that if God created the universe, he would create more than just one world. chances are the "aliens" on other planets would look like us though,...
noiseless is just making my point for me. robinson - oh good, black people know how to play baseball too. I was worried for a minute. aaron - yay, he's better at hitting a ball than someone else, let's celebrate his greatness. jordan and woods - go...
what do I think about your life? sounds boring. you need to change something. I suggest watching more movies. not by yourself...invite friends over. someone brings chips, someone brings dip, someone brings soda, etc. watch a movie, live the dream...
wait somewhere, and when he comes around the corner, punch him right in the face! *careful, he might not think this prank is very funny.*
not unless you're willing to add meat. ;)
hmmm...your question seems unbelievably vague. one can only assume your question is in regards to the literal site "funadvice.com," and yet for all your lack of knowledge in the area, you managed to to post a real, albeit grossly vague, question on it...
I'm partial to california, myself, but that's mostly because I live there. stateside, washington and oregon have similar weather to england. if you like your weather, but wanna try the us, maybe think of the northwest as the place to be. good luck.
is this a black history month question? this is ridiculous. name one athlete, of ANY race, that's made a difference, EVER! they're athletes. they're better at putting a ball into a hole than anyone else...hooray for them. how is that supposed to c...
"I think in fact the dollar needs to drop. A weaker dollar means that foreign goods will be more expensive and domestic ones cheaper which should improve our trade deficit and higher demand for domestic goods should allow the US to start making things ...
without untying them? you have a 1 in 1000 chance of getting pregnant. take your chances, and hope for a baby. if you DO get pregnant, play the lotto; because you're lucky. ;)
yeah, anything running for under a thousand bucks is generally a good deal. I say go for it.
it comes from a printing press, my friend. America needs real money, but it has no real money; only fake printed money. so they print more fake money and give it to everybody. then everybody has lots of fake money, but everything costs tons of fake ...
mcdonalds...live the dream.
make fun of her, I guess. if nobody tells her she looks weird, she might go through her whole life and never even know! if you think about it, you're doing her a service...
yeah, rihanna was giving him sass, so he cold cocked her a couple times. huh, a rapper with no respect for women. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't see that one coming. ;)
I dunno about websites, but wavepad is a free program, and I use that. good luck.
why are you getting a different case? they aren't cheap, if you get a decent one, and your stock dell certainly won't benefit from a better tower. are you just trying to make it look cooler? just a thought...