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  • Kiss her neck?
    yeah my girlfriend loves to be kissed on the neck. but I agree with lildrummergyrl, try very softly biting her neck too. just experiment. you never know what she is going to like untill you try it... she may not know if she likes it or not yet. ...

  • Hand job or blow job
    its hard to choose. yes guys can give themselves handjobs.. I dont know about other guys, but it definitely feels better when someone else does it, to me at least. and blowjobs are just amazing lol so... I prefer blowjobs but ill dont mind a han...

  • Asking her to prom?
    ohh looks who's the big talker on the internet. youre so scary. im over here shakin' whatever. go screw yourself buddy... its the only action you'll ever get. oh and btw... tell your mom I had fun last night.

  • Asking her to prom?
    again with being so wrong... did you even read the question I just asked? I asked how to ask my GIRLFRIEND to prom so that it was special for HER. how is that self centered or trying to get chicks on here? well either way at least im not friend-l...

  • Asking her to prom?
    hahahaha thats funny. your are so completely wrong. hahahahahhahaha that just made my day. good job. youre 0 for 2 there man, want to try again? I could use another laugh. "driving your dads porsch" hahahahahahaha wow

  • Worst pick-up lines ever?
    lol I've never said this one but my friend has jokely... I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but whatever. guy: do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: no? guy: just enough to break the ice... hi, im ___.

  • Asking her to prom?
    anyone have any ideas??

  • Asking her to prom?
    im not asking whether or not I should ask her or if she'll say yes or anything. we are already going together, its implied...im not an idiot, I know that. but I want to do something SPECIAL to ask her formally. I dont care about you being single and ...

  • Should we have sex?
    you've got to be kidding me. seriously. 13?!? your bodies havent really matured yet! why is sex even an option for a 13 year old???!?!?! im 18 I think im just now ready to have sex. there is no way a 13 year old should be having sex. absolutely...

  • Still clueless on sex stuff
    you're not the only one. your virginity isnt something you should give away. im 18 and im a virgin. and thats not because I just cant get a girl or whatever. im in a loving long-term relationship. and when we finally do decide to lose our virg...

  • How will I sleep without my boyfriend?
    yeah I agree with the previous two... you also can try using a body pillow to fill the space.

  • How to get everyone to back off? (0%)
    how about you talk like a normal human being? that'd be great

  • How to make masturbating feel good?
    ok so do you know how annoying it is when people use all capital letters and replace there e's with 3's??? well its extremely annoying.

  • What to tell my girlfriend who wants to lose weight?
    well if you told her that you like her the way she is and she still wants to then all you can do is be supportive I guess... my girlfriend said the same thing... and I told her that I absolutely loved her body the way it was... but if still she real...

  • How to get boobs?
    8th graders dont have proms... junior prom is 11th grade and senior prom is 12th grade

  • Is being a tomboy attractive to guys?
    yeah thats one of the biggest turn ons for guys if girls are tomboyish sometimes. even if you just understand and watch a sport with him its incredibly hot lol

  • What are signs a guy likes you?
    lol um... he might tease you... he might try to impress you... he'll smile a lot...

  • Girly Girl or Tomboy?
    I would say alittle of both... how about a tomboy with a girly side??? or vice versa? haha I know thats how my girlfriend is...

  • Am I too fat for a boyfriend?
    why do girls like you think you are fat? it is seriously annoying. do you do it for attention or something? come on. you look great. plus if the person actually liked you they wouldnt care what you looked like... fat, skinny, tall, short, blac...

  • Guys: Do you find it attractive when girls wear your clothing?
    yes definitely... its like you saying... "hey everybody, I belong to him" its very hot...

  • Am I pretty enough to be kissed? (100%)
    I've been there... wondering if anyone could like you because you dont think you are attractive... I've been turned down many times by girls... it can be frustrating... and it can work on your self-esteem... I remember what it was like... I only had...

  • Who can help me solve this riddle before 11/12/07? (100%)
    they dont have a belly button...

  • Why should this bother me?
    thank you for that. it actually made me feel a bit better. =]

  • Flat Chested...
    honestly for most guys it doesnt really matter... if he actually does like you he isnt going to care. he'll be too preoccupied with seeing you naked :-) lol

  • Why do guys like boobs so much?
    ~jacobs1 I never said you were inexperienced. sophomoric means immature.

  • Why do guys like boobs so much?
    oookkk not the answer I was going for... but thanks for your sophomoric input. anyone else?

  • Do you know anyone whose high school romance lasted?
    my parents were highschool sweethearts... they met in their senior year and they've been happily married for almost 20 years so, yah know, it happens =] lol

  • Why is everyone turning anti-Fall Out Boy?
    ooo burn lol I don't know I like them... I never thought that they were the best band in the world but I did like them... and unfortunitely music follows trends just like everything else... whats popular one minute isnt the next... people that ju...

  • What's the average penis size?
    dude it just started to grow... give it time lol

  • Why am I fantasising about my MOM?
    no its perfectly normal... its called the oedipus complex. being attracted to your mother and feeling competitive of your father for her love.

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