How much weight should I lose?
Stay right where you are, little missy! Too many of my students eat celery sticks at lunch or else starve themselves because popular culture has brainwashed them into thinking that a conventional figure is an overweight one. You obviously don't have th...
heino_vanderjuice's Advice
Stay right where you are, little missy! Too many of my students eat celery sticks at lunch or else starve themselves because popular culture has brainwashed them into thinking that a conventional figure is an overweight one. You obviously don't have th...
Wear black on the outside, because black is how you feel on the inside.
You could send it to Hallmark and make a lot of money off of it. But it'll never win a poetry contest.
Try this incantation: "Hocus Pocus! Mucus Puke-us!"
What you need to do is a set of 50 4-step jumping jacks, singing "I must, I must, I must increase my bust!"
Apocalypse's actual name is En Sabah Nur.
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Apocalypse will ultimately be defeated by Cable. That it is one of the central tenets of the Marvel Universe.