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47 myself. (thats not funny) :-)
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***Is hunting a Christian, sport?*** Yes, well every now and then I hunt Christians for sport, but with the rise of obesity it really isn’t much of a sport anymore but rather an act of mercy. :-) This IS a joke
I am sorry, but people think Christianity is a strange religion, look up Raëlism on Wikipedia now that is funny!
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Your Q is phrased wrong and leaves out the matter of free choice. God knew we “could” do wrong, not that we “would” do wrong, the choice is “always” up to us.
***The world is what we make it.*** I agree And the world sucks.
Do a word study on "Immaculate conception"
Show them this Q or forward it to them, then go from there.
***Does anyone actually READ the terms of use for Fun Advice ?*** You answered your own Q? Tell me, Does anyone actually READ their own Q for Fun Advice ? Jest kidding - now let go of that shift key, really, stop it, :-)
Show her this Q and then go from there.
No, The word earth is a synonym for dirt. Not a god.
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This is a good question but the answers can be long. I will keep my answers short for now but you can contact me for a better answer. 1.Who created God ? No one. If He was created then he could not be God but whoever did the creating would be God. G...
To put it simply, everyone has a choice. Another point is that if someone was made to love you then it would be the worse kind of love. But if someone choice to love you by their own free will then it is a greater love.
Ask me again in 2013 :-)
No one should *** NOT believe *** but you may run into a difference of opinion because most people have different definitions of the word “god” but think that everyone is using the same definition as they do. To explain my point let me add two other go...
Yes, I have but only in Jesus the Christ. Some times when I get my eyes off of Jesus I loose my peace but if I keep my attention on him then his peace is stayed on me. Thank you for asking.
No, Christian. Both are of the some God, are they not?
There is a method based on timing that you could try. I do not remember the name but the results are good and the price is grate - free
One thing only. Well not everything in my life was bad. In fact there are things I wish would never change, you know like the birth of my son and some best friends. And if you change all the bad things in my life then some of the really good things wil...
Grandparents do have rights but they do not overpower the rights of the parents. (that is unless you have tons of money for grate lawyers.) Could you tell us more?
Forgive me for the slow reply. My God is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, Sometimes referred to as God the Father. I call Him Daddy.
No, you are not. You are correct and he is wrong. Talk to him and let him know how you feel even if it makes you feel childish, it is the rite thing to do.
Because it is a matter of faith, they believe that what they think is true. Like creationist, they believe that what they think is true. Both sides say that they have facts but both are “theories” held by faith. Opposite sides of the same coin, faith.
Life sucks because it is less then perfect. Sometimes it is a lot sell then perfect in fact it can down rite SUCK. For my these are the times that I need to rely more on my God then on myself. He always helps me and then things get better. That is ...
Love is not how you feel (most of that is lust), but rather what you do. If I say I love you but do nothing for or with you then I do not love you. But If I help you, if I do things for you, for your betterment and not for your harm then you can say I ...
Yes It is best to stop a bad habit cold-turkey then to let linger on and on and on. But if you do need to wean it off then do it before you get to the triple digits.
In fiction I like Captain America, Colossus, X-men, etc. In truth I love Jesus. He is my greatest Hero of all times.
It is hard to say why it sets him off but what will help is for you to not loose it also. Give warnings as you need to and corrections as you need to, but remember things are not going as crazy in your life as they are going crazy in his. Before an epi...
That depends on what God it is. All Gods but one are fake so I would say that most could do it. For those that know the One True God, no they can not but then you have to look at what is your version ***nasty retaliations*** for myself, all it takes fo...
I know a man from India who became a Christian and now he teaches others about Jesus. His name is Ravi Zacharias. Look him up on wiki or www.rzim.org He is a good Man and will help you.
It is hard to explain but God knows all but does not force all. Your life could go from one point to another based on what you choose. It is both pre set to a degree and optional to a degree.
This is a hard one to talk about but someone needs to. First of all, most people do not know how to properly check for a pulse. Second, be cautious there is a lot that is not in this letter not there is enough for you to be carful. If you know God then...
***Is religion the biggest problem the world is faces today?*** I like the answer that the captain gave but let me take it one step farther. PEOPLE are the “biggest problem the world is facing today” But God alread has a fix for all of us, one w...
If it happened nine years ago then, "the only thing you have to fear is - fear itself" In other words the dream is not your problem but the fear of it is your problem. Work on the fear not the dream. Contact me if you wish more help
You get a little bit of everthing. It is the american way, but you don't have to pay for it. :-)
No, suicide should not be legalized. Like everything else in the world there is probably a good way to use it but there is always more bad ways to use it. I am sorry for the condition of your grandparents and it may seam like a good thing to you but th...
Yes. I did not have a good life as I grew up and I wonted out. Then one day found out about the family of God and He adopted me in and now my life is better, not easier but better still. Thank you for the Q.
If you only gave a city's name then you should be OK. But I would not give out any more info. If things like this scare you then you should avoid them. Just because someone asks for something does not mean you have to give it. It is very respectful to ...
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Have you had sex with a man lately? If so then you maght be, and you should see a doctor.
Both.
Change the channel, there most be something better on. :-)
# 1. Tell people about the living GOD. # 2. Collect hot wheels # 3. Be on Funadvice
I (try) to remember the Blessing God has put into my life.
I would talk with some of the people who went to camp with you. They may have had the same thing happen to them so that might help you. I am a non-denominational preacher and I will answer any Q you ask me.
Could explain why you wish to go to heaven? From what I read, some will go for rewards and some will go for punishment, but all will go. So what is your reason for going if you do not believe in what you read?