guru123's Advice

• Does anyone here believe that Jesus Christ truly is God?
  NO!!!
  
  
• In response to: GOD real or a figment of man. Please respond
  I believe god does not exist.
  
  
• Is it possible to find my birth parents?
  Check your birth certificate.
  
  
• Is the media helping or hurting Britney Spears?
  I think shes got a screw loose.
  
  
• Are popups scams?
  YES!!
  
  
• Which is worse: A life of fried food or a life of no food?
  A life without food is worse.
  
  
• Which is worse: A life of fried food or a life of no food?
  A life without food is worse.
  
  
• What are the best skateboard decks?
  Zero!!!
  
  
• Does anyone still watch Spongebob Squarepants?
  I've never watched before.
  
  
• How to watch american pie free?
  Go to www.watch-movies.com
  
  
• How can I delete my american online history?
  Why would you want to?
  
  
• Why did you choose your username?
  I choose it because it means wise and I liked it.
  
  
• Does your zodiac sign suit your personality?
  im a Leo and it does corispond with me.
  
  
• How to best straighten curly hair?
  There is this new hair straightener out called the CONAIR hair designer. it works really well and its only like 20 dollars.
  
  
• Am I hot or not?
  sure
  
  
• Is the lottery rigged?
  I think it is not rigged but there no use in playing it because so many people buy tickets that you probaly will not win.
  
  
• Should psychics be allowed to play the lottery?
  sure!
  
  
• How to do system update with no Internet?
  Then you really cant play intil you get the update its all a scame to waste your time.
  
  
• What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
  Home brewed beer.
  
  
• Why do you like Funadvice?
  I like it because that no mater what you ask you always get advise and you can give good advise when people really need it.
  
  
• What's the perfect size boobs?
  There is no perfect size its all about prefrences.
  
  
• Why do you like Funadvice?
  I love it it is a great place to to ask things and give advise.
  
  
• Why should there be a seat belt law?
  Its pretty clear why we have to wear seatbelt. It can save lives!
  
  
• Where do you live?
  Columbus,Indiana
  
  
• When did you have your first kiss?
  12 or 13 im not sure which.
  
  
• How is everyone today?
  fine you?
  
  
• What's a good gaming computer?
  JUST DONT BY MAC!!!
  
  
• Can I get Vitamin D from the afternoon sun?
  ya
  
  
• Should Japan be allowed to continue slaughtering whales?
  No!!!
  
  
• How can I leave this country already?
  There is really nothing you can do intil your of a legal age.
  
  
• Is there a 1000 page book?
  The dictionary.
  
  
• Anyone know any good comedians?
  Adam Sandler
  
  
• What do you think of this poem? (0.00%)
  uhh..
  
  
• How old do I look in this pic? (100.00%)
  like a 15 year old
  
  
• What's a good present for an 8-year-old? (0.00%)
  Barbies
  
  
• Can you lose weight on the "ice diet" ?
  Dont do that its not healthy your body wont get all the stuff it needs if your just eat ice.
  
  
• What does this crazy dream mean? (again)
  I saw that in a movie
  
  
• Why am I having this reaction from antidepressants? (100.00%)
  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!!!
  
  
• What was the best Christmas present you ever got?
  I got a 98 mustang.
  
  
• Why is my truck running hot?
  The gauge could be broken.
  
  
• What do you think of this poem?
  I liked it the first time you showed it stop asking!
  
  
• Does it hurt to get your tongue pierced?
  no
  
  
• How can I get my son to stop whining so much?
  Crying is how baby cumunicate. They cant talk yet so they cry that is normal.
  
  
• Do I look good in a bikini?
  ya
  
  
• What's a suitable age to get a tongue piercing?
  I think 18.
  
  
• What is your New Year's resolution?
  Exercise every day.
  
  
• How much do stamps in the UK cost?
  They are 43 cents it used to be 41 but they raised it.
  
  
• How can I lose 25lbs in two months?
  Eat healthy and and exercise a lot the liquid diet is not healthy.
  
  
• How old were you when you lost your virginity?
  17
  
  
• What's your favorite fast food place?
  Pizza hut.