grasshopper's Advice

• Noisy Bed
  get a new one!
  
  
• Good things don't feel real
  Go see a doc, that's odd.
  
  
• is he the one?
  your 14. wait. ahaha, silly girl.
  
  
• this girl...
  if your man really loves you, theres nothing to worry about, gosh if it was me I would of already smacked her out. tell your man to keep away from her, if your around her just be a b*tch back and kiss him and act really happy and even more smitten. ...
  
  
• Help I'm grounded for a month
  geeez your mums a dog slap her and walk out.
  
  
• ways to comment a guy on his eyes.
  your brown eyes looks like what I crapped out this morning :)
  
  
• Is he playing me?!
  Of course he's playing you ESPECIALLY if he said "I guess were friends with benefits now" I would of said goodbye to him straight after he said that. Move on chicky, this guys no good for you.
  
  
• homosexuals
  I'm a gay male myself. And I just can't see why homophobes can waste there time and have such a grudge against a sexual race so much! There are some really bad gay's that give us good gay's a bad wrap, like they try to crack onto guys they know are s...
  
  
• worst birthday ever...
  gee your life sucks
  
  
• what do you think?
  If your happy together, then age doesnt really matter.
  
  
• Protective Mother
  Oh please. She knows were dating. Well if we didnt "sneak around" what would we do? Do it in front of her? She knows where gay and shes fine with it. Uh and he is 1 year younger now! You betches dont know anything
  
  
• Why do people only think love can be between man and woman?
  Fu** the bible. If your happy.. FU** everyone elses oppinions :D
  
  
• Full movies on youtube
  It depends on what movie. They sometimes have full movies... just comes down to what movie. Have a search and you'll find out. xx
  
  
• which email host is best, Yahoo, Hotmail or Gmail?
  I personally think hotmail/msn is. ;) yahoo is sh** compared to hotmail.
  
  
• Who wants to guess what sex the baby is?
  Its definatly a girl ^.^ I can feel it in me waters.
  
  
• Who wants to guess what sex the baby is?
  OMG! mel... congratulations! :|
  
  
• What's the most difficult moment you've ever gone through?
  =[
  
  
• Homosexuals, your opinion?
  hahahahahahaha! :)
  
  
• If god created you then why is it wrong to be gay?
  NO all of you's go f*** yourselfs. god loves everyone.
  
  
• Why haven't I had the chicken pox?
  maybe ;)
  
  
• Male Ridgeback dog has mounted my female german shepard, he's stuck
  Yeah! you, b***
  
  
• What is your favorite energy drink?
  Red Bull !!!
  
  
• Has anyone pierced their own tongue?
  Yeah I did, was cool. saved money to. LOL jokes. no I dont recomend it..
  
  
• Protective Mother
  Teenagers are teenagers... gosh.
  
  
• Male Ridgeback dog has mounted my female german shepard, he's stuck
  He has been nuted... they wont be having puppies lol.
  
  
• Can you imagine when you were not?
  I dont get it
  
  
• How many kids do you want to have?
  1. So it wont fight with others, and so I can spoil it rotten :D
  
  
• How do I get from dark brown hair to blonde?
  Peroxide, and blue bleach powder. You can get this from hair shops etc... Be careful with peroxide though.
  
  
• How did you hear about FunAdvice?
  I heard it off some hot chick called mel.
  
  
• Homosexuals, your opinion?
  Wow great answers!
  
  
• If god created you then why is it wrong to be gay?
  Oh I see. :)
  
  
• CPS Stuff
  What are CPS?
  
  
• 13 with a 16 year old boyfriend
  Its weird. because if you were 20 plus everyone wouldnt think about it. but because your in your teenage years its when you mature up and it seems wrong. Hmm confusing one ;) so not really a helpful answer here haha
  
  
• Do guys really care when their girls cry?
  Depends on what the guy is like...
  
  
• What can I use to make my hair grow fast?
  Get canola oil and poor it in your hair, leave to soak for about 15 minutes. Trust me it works.
  
  
• Who likes to roll? (0.00%)
  no I like to hop and skip. rollings for losers.
  
  
• How to cover up smell of smoke?
  You's are dumb. I eat a tiny mint and it goes away, Eat mints, buy deodarant etc etc OR eat a orange!!!
  
  
• Dog bleeding from her bum
  Probably just a hard poo.
  
  
• Weight Issues
  What does optimal mean? And does anyone know a site where I can check on my BMI etc?
  
  
• I hate everything!
  Breanna, You shouldnt be giving advice. Grow up!
  
  
• Blondes, Brunettes or Gingers?
  Gingers are so funny! every ginger girl I know is funny. blondes that I meet are usually the same old ones that look and dress the same and have no individuality and sorry but look slu**y Brunettes look hot. lol
  
  
• Is masturbation wrong if I'm a Christian?
  Pfft Its natural! omg
  
  
• Boy or Girl if you could choose for your child?
  Girl. :)
  
  
• How to stop smoking? (100.00%)
  Go to the chemist tell them how much you smoke per day and then they'll give you stuff to help you manage quitting. Its pretty simple if you have the will power. Good luck
  
  
• What should I tell my parents if they ask why I smell like smoke?
  Xxitskiller I think we know the effects of smoking We dont need to here you blabber on and I ate a tiny mint and the smell went away and how would you know if you havent smoked. Anywhom if you come back from school or mates just say you were aroun...
  
  
• if gasoline gets on your eye, what will happen ?
  Uhh... Yeah lol. You'll probably be permanently blind.. why are you asking this anyway?
  
  
• Best place for a small tattoo?
  On your wrist.
  
  
• How do I stop emotional eating
  Take your emoticions out on something else. Excercising.. or just go do something.
  
  
• Does anyone here have school today?
  Its 1.30am here loll and I do online schooling at home ;)
  
  
• What song would you like to be played at your funeral?
  Coinsedently I was thinking of my funeral song and im only 17 !! Mine is - You could be happy - snow patrol the song always puts a tear to my eye