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  • Question(reali need an answer)
    shave your kitty and show it to him

  • sex after an affair
    if there are no kids involved KICK THE CHEATING BITCH TO THE CURB.. once the word gets out that you have been wronged your phone will ring off the hook from hot horny bitches wanting to hook up... dont eat crow man... blow her off....... but if you ha...

  • I am self conscious about my penis
    HD pride is half right,, your penis size doesnt matter if your mate loves you..... but at your age its as big as its gonna get

  • Height And Penis Size
    erniea if a LIAR

  • what do most girls look for in a guy?
    those answers are great in the beginning, but after a few years, it takes 6 pack abs,, a huge bank book and a huge johnson.... you can live off love for a while but in the end its all about how you look and what you are packing...after many years love ...

  • Thinking as much
    only the real slutty ones,, or the ones with extreme self esteem problems,,, the real slutty ones marry them.. they are the real keepers

  • how to perform better on top during sex.
    jump off and suck him.. repeat this many many times during the session

  • How do I tell my wife that I love her?
    buy her a spa day,, if you have kids you keep them,, buy her the good spa day,, manicure,pedicure, massage, facial, all over body scrub.. or you can take her to a male strip club,, kick her out of the car with 100 one dollar bills,, you will be the g...

  • Guys hot spots
    if all else fails........Blow Him!!!!!!

  • lollipop
    yea what he said

  • AM I GAY
    queer as a football bat

  • is it true
    when we first saw the movie American Wedding I asked my wife if she wanted me to do that for her.. her reply was " oh how gay is that?" a few months later i did it anyway,, thats been over 2 years ago and she wont let me grow it back yet......

  • Seventh year anniversary gift ideas for my wife?
    on my 7th,,now going on 22nd..i gave the misses a 1carat anniversary band with 7 stones in it.. she still wears it today

  • Married Sex life (100.00%)
    being a man married for over 21 years, I feel your pain, and the women on here are exceptions to the rule, my wife hates sex therefore those type of women wouldnt read a question board that has anything to do with sex. as to answer your question, some...

  • All about S-E-X!! (0.00%)
    when i was in 9th grade i had no clue about sex.. i thought storks brought babies and the only thing my willie was for was peeing

  • One night stand baibee!!
    any man would love to hook up with you,, you would give them a memory that would stay in their mind forever.. if in a Bar you just walk up to a guy and ask him to.................................you

  • I am new
    TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT dont assume that he knows... he will do whatever you want,,,but you gotta tell him..

  • A BREAK ??
    she is politely kicking your ass to the curb... she is already balling someone else but wants to cut you loose easy..

  • Giving Head !
    i agree with arabfilly, but as the recipeiant of several hundred BJ's i can honestly say that the worst one was GREAT.. but I can tell you when and where and with whom swallowing took place.. its a biggy with guys,, but not a deal breaker.. my wife of...

  • the perfect size (100.00%)
    I have 9.25 and my wife only uses about 3" of it..while my girlfriend in highschool wanted 1/2 inch more. the strongest sex organ in a woman is between her ears, it really dont matter what size you are.

  • Sex in public (100.00%)
    put on a skirt with no panties.. go to the mall,,take him into the "family restroom" and jumpup on the counter and show him your no panty situation,, he should take over from there..

  • giving good head
    unless you bit him and drew blood.....its not your fault he's gay....trust a guy in this one,,,the worst BJ that i have ever had was fantastic!

  • ichy and chapped skin on vigina
    BULLSHIT!!! youve been giving it up tooo much cut his ass off for a week and everything wil be fine. or if its a toy that caused the prob wash it with warm soapy water,, and cut it off for a week

  • does it work?
    if both parties are actually in love then it works and you dont have to work it.. it one party has to work it then it aint love completely...

  • being on top
    your post leads me to believe that you are not enjoying the sex that you are haveing....who told you that you havent improved at having sex... i have been having sex with the same woman for 21 years and she is great!!!!!!! if she were any better i woul...

  • how to give head
    if that dont keep him aroused he's GAY find another man

  • I want this
    I am 40 and have no right to answer a little girls post,, but I love little ones, my wife of 21 yrs has been an a cup since we met and i think they are the best things since sliced bread... if i won the lottery and she wanted a boob job i would not let...

  • I need to pass a UA
    urine luck...if all else fails soak your finger in clorox then piss on your finger in the cup.. it will nullify the test and allow you time to clean up...... and most of all QUIT SMOKIN DOPE

  • is she cheating on me?
    dude ...size aint got shit to do with it.. i was once with a girl that had just broke up with a guy that had 9.5" she said that she came with me like never B4.. and i aint anywhere near 9.5...hell barely half that...a womans libido is 99.9 % in her he...

  • test messaging
    ahhhhh thats bullshit.. i would textmy 5 year old before my wife.. because he and i are buds..kids are new fresh wives are old and bitter

  • "Tender breasts" What do you mean!?!
    did it hurt before you had sex??

  • i love her sooooooo much
    i have been going through pretty much the exact same thing for over 2 years.. except i flirted with a girl at work so much that she pretty much fell in love, and when i wouldnt go by her apartment and consumate it she got so pissed that she called my ...

  • sex with my parner
    I just want my gril to make good burgers

  • premature ejaculation
    Maxim magazine says most men last 7.5 minutes. what are you calling premature?

  • uncontrolable orgasams
    Damn! i hope that happens to my wife in 7 more years. ( not the new partner part) just the gusher part..

  • pimples on your pussy
    1. the zit thing is probably an in-grown hair, pluck it out 2. shave more often 2 or 3 times a week at least 3. For a while soak in a very warm tub before shaving. eventually ( a couple of months) it will become just like shaving your legs.

  • Me and my dream girl (0.00%)
    dude... which is your favorite power ranger??

  • how can I tell
    At 18 i suggest you nail them all.. one day you will be married and being married is like eating at mcdonalds every F***ing day of yourlife.. no shit dude I married at 19 biggest mistake of my life.. I love my wife dearly but i have a bucket of wild o...

  • open and bi with a straight guy
    all i can say is that if he says yes He's a FAG

  • One crazy affair..
    the reason that he is cheating is because you are doing something that his wife does not.. a man does not cheat unless he has a want that his wife cannot or willnot fullfill...or should i say "most men"

  • how can I leave a married man
    I would stay with him, marriage is highly overrated.. just be his girl toy.. you will get better gifts and not have to put up with his bullshit.... I would give my left nut to find a girl to do what you have done for 11 years

  • I messed up & he is ready to leave me... Pls help!
    I dont know what state you are in, but in alabama you can take yourself and the baby anywhere the hell you want and he will most likely have to pay you a wad in childsupport and alimony.. he is bullshitting you.. go home to mama then make him pay... un...

  • can i get pregnate if i ?
    Pulling out is not a safe option, pre-cum contains live sperm.

  • female orgasam
    I might suggest a G-spot vibrator from your local sex toy store.

  • bathroom sex?
    go to the mall..use the family bathroom and lock the door,, get loud then look at the faces when you come out

  • please help :(
    It would be a rocky road, i mean she would wanna watch Barney while you want to watch Blue's Clues...........but seriously what have you done to make her parents hate you. are you a druggie or straight a student that already has a part time job.

  • my wife hates sex
    i have more sex toys than the sex shop... i have offered to try to hire one of the dancers to come to our hotel room.. last time i used a toy on her she got a yeast infectin and i was cut off for 2 weeks.... she complained that it was tooo big

  • "for sex"
    huh??

  • Shaveing....
    just shave every 3 days or so. daily shaving can cause llittle red pimply places. my routine is tuesday and friday, after a coouple of months it will be just like shaving your face.. my2cents

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