gramc00's Advice

• Which is better: iPhone or a Sidekick 3?
  smiles is a liar and a thief . . . btw
  
  
• How do Athiests feel the universe started? (100%)
  So far we can empirically ascertain (due to the red-shifted background radiation of space) that the universe at one time expanded exponentially at the speed of light to a very large (and to us, infinite) degree. A.K.A. the Big Bang occurred and OUR un...
  
  
• How can I find band members? (0%)
  Ummm...so, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess because you can't spell "I'm," "instruments," "guitarist," "bass," or "pianist" that no one has taken you seriously or answered your query. I feel like a dedicated musician would at aleast loo...
  
  
• What does it take to get into Yale?
  GPA, class rank, and SAT scores...If you can maintain at least a 3.85+ GPA, a class rank in the top 5% of your class, and an SAT above the 96th percentile (>2100 total) you should be (AT BEST) on your way to consideration for acceptance to Yale. In or...
  
  
• How to ask my Mom for a fleshlight?
  Umm, so I don't know how much of an Oedipal Complex you have but if it's not fully developed between you two I would suggest NOT asking her to buy you one (so as to avoid a completely awkward conversation.) Instead, I would try to open a checking acco...
  
  
• What are some cool party ideas?
  No but seriously, I'd go for a "Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes" sort of affair.
  
  
• What are some cool party ideas?
  You should have an "Existentialist" themed party. You provide the espresso and cigarettes and the guests provide the ennui. It's a formula for an absolutely fabulous party...I mean, not that you'd care.
  
  
• Why does my back hurt?
  You should really stretch your back. Yoga is a REALLY, REALLY great, low impact way to stretch those tight (and probably underutilized) muscles. I do this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7drLSbrHft0 almost every day when I wake up and it gives...
  
  
• Which is better: iPhone or a Sidekick 3?
  Hands down iPhone...if you are an AT&T customer don't waist another minute using anything less. And if you're not an AT&T customer you should probably switch. And even if someone's phone was acting weird within 10 days after he got it Apple has one o...
  
  
• What are the advantages of smoking?
  Easy...there are none. No advantages at least that aren't trumped many, many times over by their subsequent disadvantages. Like when I party I increase personal marginal utility (I.e. satisfaction, I gather you're doing a report so I'm giving you som...
  
  
• Why is cigarette production legal?
  Sorry I didn't mean to post 3 times, I thought my internet was effing with me
  
  
• Why is cigarette production legal?
  Tobacco production flourished by the sweat of slaves in the antebellum American south and became a huge cash crop. That money got tied in with government, and since smoking was fashionable until about 25 years ago, big tobacco has been allowed cushy ...
  
  
• Why is cigarette production legal?
  Tobacco production flourished by the sweat of slaves in the antebellum American south and became a huge cash crop. That money got tied in with government, and since smoking was fashionable until about 25 years ago, big tobacco has been allowed cushy ...
  
  
• Why is cigarette production legal?
  Tobacco production flourished by the sweat of slaves in the antebellum American south and became a huge cash crop. That money got tied in with government, and since smoking was fashionable until about 25 years ago, big tobacco has been allowed cushy ...
  
  
• Does Safari in iPhone have full functionality?
  Did I really just waste all that time? I'll be pissed
  
  
• Does Safari in iPhone have full functionality? (100%)
  Safari on a Mac outstrips any pc browser by far. However two cents and bias aside, Safari on the iPhone enjoys the full functionality of its aforementioned eponym and does indeed support cookies, java script, plug-ins, and even developer tools. Addit...
  
  
• What are places that hire at 15?
  you can be a dish washer...any restaurant...anywhere. Take a minute to let all the glamour sink in.
  
  
• Why is everyone always asking if they're ugly?
  so as to fuel their already incendiary narcissism
  
  
• What does it mean to Superman someone?
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman urban dictionary has all the asnwers
  
  
• Why doesn't anyone smile in pictures anymore?
  Because if you make pouty lips, extend your neck, and hold the camera at an extremely high angle it produces a flattering angle of your face. Check MySpace.com for myriad examples of the perfected 'emo technique"
  
  
• What photo editing software do you use?
  Photoshop (latest version CS3) is hands-down the industry standard. The Healing Brush tool alone (used to remove blemishes, e.g.) is invaluable. And by the looks of your SLR (I'm assuming digital) you should be able to import and edit photos in RAW f...
  
  
• How can I become skinny fast? (100%)
  Go to your doctor and ramble off the symptoms for ADD and then get a prescription for Adderall. I'm going to get hated on so badly for saying this but it is a veritable miracle drug. They sold amphetamines as a diet pill in the 80's because It comple...