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You can use lotion, and various kinds of lubricants. Some people look for more natural lubricants, such as honey or saliva. You may also use aphrodisiacs like catnip (Everyone has a different effect to it) or in sense. Drinking a few glasses (slo...
Interesting conversation maybe?... I am an open minded scholar that believes in the Christian God. I have been married through the Wicca religion recently, although my wife isn't Wicca, she's Pagan and worships my God and sleeps with a Bible. Odd...
Size doesn't always matter. Some guys at first appear to be small, until they are horny, so you can't always tell until then. If he knows how to make you feel good down below, then does it matter to you? =)
Try this. If you have a douche it will come in handy. Get some smooth ice cubes, so it doesn't cut you, or a better alternative would be freezing 5-7 inch long trays of water maybe the length of a penis, get yourself really hot and bothered, plen...
2 Girls 1 Cup is more of a comedy for the person showing the video to their peers to see their reactions, he may not want to eat crap. For most guys, it would be funny to gross out your friends with that rancid video. ^_^; I've seen it. My opinio...
Relationships are in a few ways similar to Religion. You will always have doubts. You should communicate with the one your involved with about why and be sincere. (EX: Telling God you're having difficulties understanding your reason for believing...
Ok I'm a pokemon nerd so here's a list of a few pokemon that are AMAZING. KINGDRA - My personal favorite, WATER/DRAGON, it only has one weakness, and that's Dragon. Nothing else can hurt kingdra super effectively. Wobbofett - It's a banned UBER ...
Emulators are easy to get, just google "PSX Emulator" and download it, you can try going to www . download . com and get it there if they have it. Emulators aren't illegal. ROM's are illegal because they can be MODDED and the game will be hacked, wh...
I like the name Rayne, me and my girl were talking about naming our son this... Eros (or Aros, after the son of Aphrodite) Eros Sheogorath Key Sheogorath is the "Prince of Madness" in the game "The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion" She wanted Eros,...
Size doesn't always matter, but it helps. Most girls would rather have a guy that would give amazing foreplay than have a big penis with a guy that doesn't have enough control in bed. So if you learn the right techniques it doesn't always matter....
You can't tell anything about a man's penis size by his shoes, hands, ears, nose, etc. "They better be packing 'cause that's one goofy looking guy right there!" - Jeff Foxworthy Usually you can tell by hands, but not NOT always, it's rare you fi...
I'd probably stick with the ex, but then again, your best friend is your best friend for a reason, and that's because they are always there for you. Try evaluating your feelings as much as possible you make a decision, because which ever one you cho...
A nickname that ALL guys enjoy having... McLovin' - oh yeah.. Superbad reference. Awesome. Sorry Aaron is a hard name to think up of a snappy come back lol.
It goes both ways. I've never asked a girl out before, they usually just asked me out and I gave them a shot... So.. I guess it goes for both sexes, and it's not a big deal to ask someone out.
That's how most parents act towards their daughter getting involved in relationships. I wouldn't care what my parents thought, and I would let them know I am happy. But at the same time, you want to do what's best for you and your future, so ask the...
I can't remember the Djs name.. But he(or she) has one song I just love called "I like TeChNo" but I think their name is like italiansensations. or something similar to it, but they sound amazing. Try looking for it on www.projectplaylist.com I know...
Yeah Comcast doesn't do well for gamers from my experience. There could be other alternatives for your bad connection: Xbox servers, bandwidth, or high amounts of traffic going through the universal servers at once. Those are the only things I co...
There isn't to much you can do for how your hands are shaped or styled, but you can get on of those hand grips and just squeeze on it for long periods of time, but make sure you take 15 minute breaks and stretch out your fingers/palm so it doesn't put ...
I like this... There is nothing you can see that is not a flower; there is nothing you can think that is not the moon. Try looking up proverbs, quotes, or sayings that express love and friendship, the one above is a Zen Proverb from Basho. It can...
Hentai is the Japanese word for "Pervert" and to American's is considered "Anime porn". Hentai is normally considered a slang term since the two words "anime" and "porn" contradict themselves. Since anime can't be porn, seeing as porn is real human sex...
Hey no problem, I found out which bot is the BEST bot, and how to get it, sadly, it cost me 25 dollars, but I get free updates for ladder resets, and technical support when I need it. I'm friends with a guy who helped work on this bot (Kuk-Bot) and the...
You can try some lubricant that tingles, or just your own, clitoral stimulation, and if you have one, you can use a dildo and rub it upwards for a good g-spot stimulation. You can also do some exploring in your sexuality, some girls like having clo...
EDIT: I use the term "Christian" loosely.
@Silverwings If God commanded such an act to kill people HE CREATED by using other people he created, in a sense, he would be acting AGAINST his own commandment "Thou Shalt Not Kill" Even though technically God wasn't 'killing' them. He was USI...
Because it doesn't have sugar. Anything with sugar, grease, or anything of that sort of thing can cause acne. Another way to help get rid of acne is put a hot towel over your face, and let it sit for about 10 minutes. Reason: It will open up ...
You can be a substitute teacher (If your in college) yard sales, or try finding a part time job. I've heard of some people going into places like Waffle House or small restaurants and offering temporary help for a small amount of money, but I am no...
Well... Don't buy the iPhone. Seriously. Google has a new phone coming out that will Destroy the competition with ANY cellular service plan, and iPhone by Apple will have little chance to make a better phone. It's called "Android" by Google. ...
If you want to pick one of those, pick Halo. Unreal gets boring way to fast. My favorite PC game is Diablo 2 LoD, or StarCraft.
There's a few reasons. 1. Your tight. 2. He isn't doing it right. 3. You weren't well lubricated. Make sure your as wet as possible before you attempt fingering, and show him how you finger yourself so that he can learn how you like to masturb...
What kind of spots? Spots on a shirt? I would try the Tide Spot Pen, it works pretty well. =]
=O Of course not. I'm 19 and I wouldn't mind playing it with my friends, except we would replace Duck and Goose ... ^_^;; Depending on how it's played it could be entertaining. =]
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Nothing wrong with the hoses, they have been checked out already and they are just fine, but ever since the day it came out it hasn't had any freon on it so I am trying to find out where exactly those caps are that I need to attach it to.
I am having a similar problem lol. I went online to find out the best things to drink and eat and what to do for this situation... Drink: Only water w/ ice. Eat: Salads w/ no dressings, or you may have Italian dressing. NO FAST FOOD. White rice i...
I like a girl to be strong and independent. I don't like it when they constantly say "I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm fat!!" etc. etc. Because if a guy accepts you for who you are then there's little or no point in complaining if he says he knows (or thinks) y...
Give him something he might like, if he's into golf then go play put put with him. =) Things among this nature will help you have a stronger relationship with your boyfriend, and it will be a fun activity.
Well, since the internet uses HTML in most cases, and (I suppose) Funadvice doesn't support HTML or any other font style changes, you can't change it. But that's just for funadvice, things like Myspace or whatever you can change the font with HTML m...
I believe most, if not all birds release genes and they don't have a penis to insert in a hen. (I suppose) A rooster would hop on top of a female, shank her, and get off, you wouldn't see anything though since they don't have a penis, they just release...
Gay people are the same as straight people, however, people that are against the idea of gay marriage are usually closed minded Christians or homophobic people. I am a Christian, but at the same time, I believe everyone has the right to be happy, and ...
Just be confident, be yourself, show the employer you want to make something of yourself if your hired, just be sure to dress nice too. Lip rings are accepted by some jobs, like Hot Topic, Spencer's, or something along those lines.
Those situations are just considered the luck of the draw. Good guys are sucked into the idea of a "hot" girl and being with them, they just hold on to that idea and it can hurt them mentally. Bad girls don't deserve good guys in my opinion: Beca...
The best way to find the right person for you is to be yourself. No guy, not even someone who is famous can deserve someone, if they only accept who your pretending to be. The people who are worth your love, are the people who will love you for w...
Drugs will kill anyone, and any relationship. You can do 1 of 3 things. 1. Accept his habit and ignore the fact that he can go to jail for it. 2. Leave him before you dwell on this subject any longer thus hurting yourself. 3. Try using forc...
Your come* comes out of her vagina? Well, unless you want to get her pregnant, then it can be normal, all she has to do is push your semen out of her vagina. It's like how a guy pees, except... No pee. ^^
There's more than just 69, there's also a 68 position. =P My favorites are scarf, riding the face, and Eve's Ecstasy. want to know more? Fun mail me. - Rob
My opinion? Moan, if your enjoying it, smile, lick your lips, just enjoy it as much as you can. Ideas to make fore-play interesting - Blind fold yourself, this way you can focus on the pleasure instead of thinking about what to do, since your eyes a...
Well, there are stories, such as the one about Moses and the Ark, I saw on the discovery channel that there is an ark in cased in Ice in some mountain on the Applilation Mountain Trail I think that's where they were filming, you could see a giant boat ...
In a slang term, that's about the correct term to use.
Well since you've gotten that far, just ask him, he might say yes. You'll never know until you've tried, just try to test his feelings first if you feel a little lost in your thoughts. Example: Try doing something very thoughtful and kind, if he ...
Try massaging your clitoris, it's located under the folds of your labia, and it's snuggled next to the hood of a vagina, you might have to work at it to really get it out since it's hidden. But then again, some girls have exposed clitorises, other's ha...