goawayidontlikeyou's Advice

• How do I make my thighs slimmer if I have no time to run?
  you do have time to run. homework takes half an hour, and a shower takes up to an hour. so from 4.00 to11.00 is your afternoon. thats 7 hours. with homework and shower, that leaves it at 5.5 hours. so your 'little snack' lasts 5 and a half hours. stop ...
  
  
• Why do guys lie to girls?
  all guys act sensitive and loyal and caring, but thats what they use to get at our vaginas
  
  
• How does it feel to do it from the back?
  erm. slice off his nob and crush it. youre 14, and hes like... 47? now he wants to pound your aids-ridden bumcrack till the cows come home what the f*ck tell him to foff
  
  
• Was this puddle of wetness an orgasm?
  If you create a puddle you have pissed yourself you unpotty trained tw4t
  
  
• How to feel better about myself?
  one and only point dont look in the mirror you ugly sh!t
  
  
• What plant is Tequila distilled from?
  tacos. what else do they have in mexico?
  
  
• How to keep my daughter in her toddler bed?
  I think that a over dose of sleeping pills usually helps but maybe put a cuchion on her untill the crying stops that always works
  
  
• Should I keep my baby or put it up for adoption? (0.00%)
  I've had personal experiences but I found the easist way of getting rid of the vermin called children is putting the in a large sack depending to size of vermin tie it good and tite and 'accidently' kick it into the river the thames is a good one beca...
  
  
• What's the normal height for a 13-year-old?
  Hi my 13 year old 'hieght or lenght' is around 5 inches but he doesnt know I've seen it hahaha I've sneaked a peak into his bedroom while hes been masturbating ohhh happy days but dont do the girls she saw me she didnt approve of recording her in the ...
  
  
• What are some funny things your kids have done? (0.00%)
  The funniest thing is when I bath my 6 year old and I fiddle with her fairy, she gets so excited she starts jumping up and down screaming does anyone else do this is not try it its some funny stuff but 9 year olds put up nore of a fight ohhh happy days
  
  
• What does a blow job feel like?
  First toss off your 3 inch little jim make sure you get your hands nice and sticky then go down to the fridge, get a carrot rub your hands up and down it passionatly then thrust the carrot in your desperate mouth and suck that b!tch dry that will give ...
  
  
• Is my member too small?
  yes. mine is 12 inches, and thats considered small. what I do is get a large object such as a computer and batter the sh!t out of your nob. btw mines 12 inches and about 3mm wide