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  • What is a healthy diet?
    good to hear that you want a healthy diet and don't want to be anorexic like half the young girls on this site seem to want. You should just cut out all junk food and eat a lot of salads and fruit , switch to low-fat products, go for wholemeal breads ...

  • What's your favorite kind of pie?
    chicken and mushroom pies from the bakery in the town I grew up in. They rule !! :)

  • Is anyone else obsessed with mechanical pencils? (100.00%)
    heehee, that made my day, thanks !!

  • Is it OK to have unprotected sex and use the morning after pill?
    why doesn't she just go on the pill instead ? Isn't it better to be totally protected from falling pregnant rather than risk it just to see what it feels like and then maybe end up having to face being pregnant? If she's old enough to be having sex she...

  • What diet has worked for you?
    drink lots and lots of water, dont eat any crap, have lots of salads, if you drink milk switch to low-fat, go for a walk everyday, do simple exercises , dont use butter,cheese,salad dressings,dont drink soft drinks, dont have 3 regular meals a day just...

  • Why do I play guitar with my left hand?
    well, Im left-handed and I play guitar right handed, maybe if I learnt on a left-handed one Id play a lot better. Ive always played cricket and softball right-handed but everything else left-handed or left-footed.

  • How do I swallow a really big pill?
    I hate swallowing tablets too,I always have,if I ever had capsules I would open them up and tip the stuff in some water and drink it and with other ones I would crush them up with a spoon and do the same.After having to take a lot of tablets not too lo...

  • When should my baby sleep through the night?
    First of all, all babies are different,some sleep all through the night at an early age others will be waking up several times during the night for years. My two boys as babies were waking up every 2 hours or so every night and I found it easier to hav...

  • How can I impress my boyfriend's Dad?
    I think basically just be yourself around him,don't be shy and speak out and give your opinion about things when you're talking , let him know you have a mind of your own and are a confident person. Ask him questions about things that you know interest...

  • What can I do about my green hair?
    you're lucky its just a temporary colour. I put a permanent black/blue in last weekend just on my underneath bits and it went really blue, then i wanted it out and panicked because I knew how hard it was going to be to go back to blonde from dark blue....

  • Does coloring in a tattoo hurt?
    I have 3 tatts on my ankles and the colouring is quite painless, I had mine done all in one go and going from the outline to the colouring is a pleasant relief !!

  • How do I ask my Mom for birth control?
    you don't have to ask your mum, you're 18 right? go to a doctor and get a prescription. It is advised that you take the pill for at least two weeks before you have sex to give it time to work. Use a condom as well as the pill for added protection unt...

  • How to make my daughter see that she's too young to move out?
    I think you just have to let her go, she is obviously determined to do it and by trying to stop her will only make her resent you more.She is still young and she will realise after a short while that maybe its not as fun and as easy as she thought it w...

  • Is it OK to leave a 9-year-old home alone?
    No way !! That poor child, I find that appalling that he is being left home alone at such a young age, and why is the husband to scared to do anything? It sounds like someone has to be told about this right away and the boys mother needs to sort out h...

  • How many countries have you lived in?
    just one, Australia !! :)

  • Has anyone been to Liberia?
    wow, sounds like fun, and no, I've never been there. I think it would be scary with all those lions wandering about not to mention the hippos but it would be a great experience. Hope you have a safe and enjoyable trip !!

  • How does the body get rid of alcohol?
    you have to wee it out, drink lots and lots of water !!

  • How can I get rid of alcohol breath?
    try chewing a clove of garlic :)

  • What can I take to help my throat?
    Try a hot honey and lemon drink. Put about 2 teaspoons of honey in a cup, boiling water,then top with lemon juice.I always have that when I get a really bad throat. hope ya feel better soon !! :)

  • Am I ugly based on this picture?
    gee, a lot of people on here seem to like asking that question and I think you know the answer is " NO ". Sometimes its nice to hear people tell you your pretty etc, its a real confidence boost, so rest assured you are not ugly. take care !!

  • How do I make my hair look good when wet?
    go upside down,rub it vigorously with a towel, roughly run your fingers through it, shake you head up and down a few times, then kind of rough it up a bit more with your fingers while your no longer upside down, kind of works for me... lol

  • Does getting a tattoo hurt?
    I suppose it all depends on how good you are with pain and where you get the tattoo. I've got 3 on my ankles and they really didn't hurt at all, it might be a bit uncomfortable when they first start but after a while you just sort of block it out. Im...

  • How can I get my hair back to blonde?
    thanks, and guess what? I got my hair back to normal just before.I bought this really intense blonde colour and it actually got rid of the blue,the colour is slightly copperish but its only underneath and it doesnt look too bad . Im so damm relieved, ...

  • How do I convince my Mom to let me get birth control?
    Your are still very young, you should wait until you're ready emotionally to start thinking about sex. I'm sure your mother will help you out when the time is right.

  • How can I stop gossip? (100.00%)
    people always have to have something to gossip about, its because their own lives are sooo boring or they are jealous, just ignore them, they will soon move on to something else when they get bored.

  • How can I deal with this insulting high school crap? (100.00%)
    you know what? you know whats true and whats not true and if people are going to doubt you and tell you things that are not true then basically they are idiots and are not worth your time. I say to hell with them !!

  • Do you think this guy likes me or what?
    To me, this guy seems a little immature, and he THINKS he has a crush on you? well, that seems weird that he would say that,either he likes you or he doesn't. How do you feel about him? are you attracted to him? maybe he's just someone who likes stirr...

  • Should I date this girl or suggest just being friends?
    I agree, it really sounds like you're just not ready to have a commited relationship at this stage in your life. Maybe you should explain to this girl basically what you have said here and let her know that you enjoy her company but you are just not re...

  • Why can't I figure this man out?
    It sounds like he doesn't really know what he wants, he might enjoy your company and the sex but is probably too scared to settle down with just one person at this stage. You need to make a time that you can sit him down and get him to open up with you...

  • What if I like this girl but I have a small penis? (100.00%)
    At 13 you should not be worrying about showing a girl your penis,you are way too young to be even considering anything like that.Concentrate on friendships and having fun,you have plenty of years ahead of you to start worrying about anything sexual. As...

  • Does a clitorus piercing hurt? (100.00%)
    OMG, I think getting your clitorus pierced would be agony !! They are very very sensitive, just the thought of it makes me shudder !!

  • Can I get in trouble if I move out when I'm 18? (100.00%)
    when you turn 18 you can do what you want,you're legally an adult.Why are you scared to do something you want just because your parents dont agree? Do you not have a good relationship with them,or do they not approve or your boyfriend? I moved out of ...

  • How do you teach a Parakeet to talk?
    well Ive never had a parakeet but I thought of a good idea, why not get a tape recorder with you repeating the same thing over and over for about 30 minutes then just play it to your parakeet till he gets so sick of hearing it that he might copy it, OR...

  • What are quick ways to lose weight from home? (100.00%)
    well I find going for a walk everyday,even if its just 20 minutes,doing a few simple exercises,a few weights ( you can use anything if you dont have real ones ), and basically cut down on your food intake. When I want to lose weight quick I go on a sou...

  • How do I get my parents to let me keep a mouse as a pet?
    Why dont you tell them that you'll keep it in the shed or garage so they will hardly notice it and tell them that you will clean its cage everyday and maybe tell them that it will teach you responsibility and it will keep you off the computer/X-box. Ma...

  • Why can't I upload my pictures?
    I'm having the same problem, Ive tried at least 5 times now and I've got a caption,so why wont it work?

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