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  • What does dreaming about someone mean?
    Maybe you like them or maybe you spend too much time with them or maybe it's ntohing, you never know :)

  • What is the song 'mmm mmm mmm mmm' actually about?
    Yeah I see what you mean :)

  • What is the song 'mmm mmm mmm mmm' actually about?
    Yeah, I just cant work out what the message is!!!

  • HELP!! What should I watch?!
    I love those films!!! I went for Save The Last Dance 2 in the end because my mum bought it for me for christmas and I still hadnt seen it so yeah, and it was alright, but it was a shame it didnt have Julia Styles in it, I think she's good, anyway Mile...

  • HELP!! What should I watch?!
    Yeah keep listing them please guys, I got Overboard down and I dont think I'm quite in the mood afterall lol...

  • HELP!! What should I watch?!
    Wow!! Thanks lol!! I think I might watch Overboard actually! Thank you Moe!! And what is Ophan?? I've heard of it a lot, but I dont know it, what is it?!

  • Gushering [squirting]
    Drink lots of water, get your boyfriend to relax you by massaging you etc etc, then when you're ready let him finger you hard and see if it works, good luck, apparently it feels great :)

  • What kind of undies are you wearing today?
    Bright pink girlie boxers :)

  • What to say when meeting my parents??
    Just pick out his positives like what qualifications he's got or something, parents like smart guys for their girls usually :) Hope it goes well :)

  • Twilight Question
    New Moon gets better as you read it, you have to keep going and dont giveup, and it is needed to understand Eclipse, I havent read Breaking Dawn yet, so I cant give any advice on that one yet lol

  • How can I convince my friend its ok to have small boobs
    Shortie's got that one right! My friend has small boobs and great legs, the rest of us have big boobs and not so great legs lol!

  • Hiccups
    It's your diaphram, and did he really hiccup for 52yrs straight?!

  • how do I ask her if I could touch her boobs
    Ohhh... right ok, well just gently kiss her on the lips then, you dont need to get your tongue in there, do it romanticly and hold it for a bit, that should be enough :)

  • how do I ask her if I could touch her boobs
    Or kiss her a bit then while your still close just go "is it ok if I touch you?" and chances are she'll smile nod and kiss you again, that's the moment for you to caress away!

  • Shaved or not shaved (for girls)
    Trimmed is good, dont like it fully shaven, dunno why, just dont, and I think full hair is a bit too much, but I guess it depends on the guy and how much hair he has in the first place really!

  • Shaving..
    It's entirely up to you :)

  • Who likes twilight?
    Me!!!

  • STREACH MARKS
    Bio oil, it's really really effective, but quite expensive sadly Hope it helps :)

  • Worried christian virgin
    Hey, I'm a christian too, and I've always been told to try and stay away from temptation, I know that's really difficult!! But maybe you should try not kissing for a little bit, maybe until your wedding day now, I dont know when you're getting married ...

  • Dazed and confuzed
    Oh, erm, how do you contact her?!

  • Teach me how to make out please :) (100.00%)
    Honestly my lovely, it comes to you to do the right thing when you do it!! What I do is just kiss him on the lips normally to start off with, then he normally beats me too it actually, but then open my mouth slighlty, he'll feel me do it so he'll do it...

  • friends going away present
    Try and find a really random whacky pair of converse, maybe with Harry Potter on them or somthing, she'd probably love that lol, might be a bit expensive though!

  • Scared help
    Oh dear, there is always a chance that you are pregnant when something like that happens, but there's always a chance that you're not too. couple of days before you're next due on, take a pregnancy test to make sure. Has he had sex before? If so there'...

  • Regular bleeding
    You should be able to go to a gyno without your mum knowing, and it could well be because of your birth control, tell your doctor and see if you can change the type for a bit and see if it stops, if not get medical attention to make sure everything's o...

  • Operation Break: Fail
    Just be up front and straight with him, tell hom you want to break up then go offline and ignore him, it might hurt you both for a bit, but you'll soon move on Hope that helps :)

  • asking
    Not bad, you are coming close to being overweight but if you keep the wayyou are you are still a healthy weight :) Keep smiling :)

  • Dazed and confuzed
    Give her a ring, you never know she might be dying for you to ring her too, things cant get any worse surely? :)

  • Sex...why d0es it hurt all 0f a sudden?
    Maybe you dont actually want the baby so you're slightly reluctant to go in for it. It could be totally subconcious and you dont even realise you're doing it but you might be tensing up or something because actually you dont want it. Or it could be abs...

  • Waiting For Marriage
    I'm gonna wait, partly because I'm a christian so that's partof my beliefsbut also because I dont see sex as a sport but as something that is to be shared between two people who love eachother and arent looking for the next person as soon as your donei...

  • tips on how to masterbate
    Beachieb, touch her heart before you touch her body, set a romantic mood then if she wants it tease her a bit by touching her body and leave beggingfor you to touch hermore, then go for it :)

  • Parents: 16 year old girl, with 25 year old man?
    I'm with alexandraboo 100% there

  • random question about a time machine
    I'd go back and do what my parents told me to do.

  • whats the biggest mistake you have made in your life?
    Not listening to my parents...

  • Question
    Pros are they can help cure diseases cons are it's slightly dangerous, and could be considered unfair on the embryo that was created just to have it'scells used to save someone else

  • My parents found out about my sex life
    Then you should be fine on the rape thing, but do whatever you think is right, at 17 you should be allowed to make your own descisions :) xox

  • being naked around your brother?
    Also, depending on where you're from it's probably illegal for you to share a room, when the older sibling turns 10 in England they are no longer allowed to share a room (obviously only if it's a boy and a girl) so you may actually be breaking the law ...

  • Can my sister be pregnant!!!
    Yeah she could be. She needs to see if she's missed a period and take a pregnancy test to be sure. Hope she's gets the outcome she wants xox

  • Should I move schools?!
    Hmm, that sounds like you've made a pretty good pros and cons list there, but they both seem to even each other out! When I first started reading it I first thought that it was obvious you should move but then the more I read the more I realised your d...

  • Fake nails :)
    Cool! I would, but then people know I'm a weirdo and would expect me to do that kinda thing! Depends on your character really :) xox

  • Improving maths
    I'm alright at it if you wanna send me some questions and I'll see what I can do, you could hire a private tutor to help you out a bit if you're really bad! xox

  • Where can I get a job at 16
    Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons, McDonalds, any other shop really! xox

  • Hair colour issue :'(
    Definately have to strip it probably several times before you can put the blond colouring on, otherwise it'll probably go green! xox

  • Is my dog sick?
    Take her to the vet, they'll know what to do xox

  • Ah. Life Life Life.
    Mmm, I've been in the same situation as your friend before and my friend went out with him and was really out of order to him (not going into details, but he ended up on anti-depressents etc because of her) so it ruined our friendship completely, but i...

  • Help!!! Dress Netting and Ironing :-S
    Anybody tried this? Thank you :) xox

  • My parents found out about my sex life
    That depends where you're from, they might not be able to have him done for that in your country, it also depends on his age and when you first had sex. xox

  • Help!!! Dress Netting and Ironing :-S
    Sorry this should have gone in the beauty and style category! My bad xox

  • My parents found out about my sex life
    Just tell him your mum found out and now your dad nows so he might freak and want you to break up. Make sure he knows you love him and maybe when you're allowed they'll let you get back together. I hope it works out ok for you xox

  • Guys state of mind
    Totally agree with you there!!! xox

  • Would a girl like if a guy jacked off to her and nothing else?
    She'll probably find it cool, I was realy turned on when I found out my boyfriend jacked off over me :)

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