funkyfish586's Advice

• Am I a geek?
  so it seems I'm a liar... well I just asked the question I didn't expect a character assaination. however nice to see that you won't even bother to answer the question, makes me feel like not bothering to send a reply... oh wait I just have
  
  
• How do I use a computer?
  I just wanted some advice especially on typing
  
  
• Why is all television rubbish?
  how so do you know what sex I am? Name some good shows?
  
  
• How to remove a tattoo yourself?
  How would killing a emperor and becoming a slave help her poor boyfriend remove the tear tattoo from his fface?
  
  
• What to do for my 22nd birthday?
  go to rios in warwickshire.. it's great, get really drunk, talk to lots of slappers and after ten in the tolilets it's free fingering!
  
  
• Which is more painful?
  not sure when it comes to the hot water cold water debate, I do know that getting run over by the local postie van freaking hurts... and he never said sorry, just left me lieing in the road covered in my own blood and urine. he never even gave me the p...
  
  
• Do I have a history class phobia?
  Are you scared of everything?
  
  
• What does birth control do to your body? (0%)
  Makes you preganant
  
  
• How can I be more sexy and self-confident?
  You cant! Why dont you try and do one or the other you could become the lovable popular girl or the sl ut you decide
  
  
• How's my poetry? (0%)
  your poem isn't very good I'd rather stand in my hood.. .. I like cheese
  
  
• How to do a goth hairstyle?
  my advice is shave it off get a wig you can buy them on the below link www.myhairishorrible.com
  
  
• How long is normal sexual intercourse?
  About 4 hours it can be longer but I wouldn't advise this as you can explode
  
  
• How to find out if my boyfriend is having an affair with my Dad?
  What my dads? or my boyfriends?
  
  
• What's it like living in the UK?
  we are in darkness 24 hours a day. and it rains piss
  
  
• How do I get rid of the throw up smell in my carpet?
  have a dump in another area of your room and that smell will divert your attention from the sick smell elsewhere. alternatively buy a new carpet, or move house
  
  
• How to remove a tattoo yourself?
  in the past I've attacked the problem area with a blowtorch and a large carving knife. however a word of warning with this method as iit ended up with a large amount of blood loss and me spending 3 days in hospital. my advice... don't get it done in th...
  
  
• Guys: Am I good looking?
  which one... the person on the left is alright but your identical mate is well fit
  
  
• How to bleach black hair?
  Have you tried using bleach?
  
  
• Does anyone know Martin Johnson's middle name?
  yes I do.
  
  
• How are americans treated in japan?
  like royalty
  
  
• How are earls created?
  in normal social circles it is common for the mummy earl and the daddy earl to have sexual intercourse, preferably without a form of contraception, this leads to one if not more baby earls being created. hope this helps.
  
  
• Does anyone know the biscuit ice cream recipe from Nigella?
  poo
  
  
• tips on how not to be pregant
  don't have sex ever! If you have to why not let him ejaculate on your back or in to a cup?
  
  
• What do you need for an XBOX 360?
  hands
  
  
• Is it really dangerous to deep fry a turkey?
  Dangerous!! How would you like it? You turkey burner
  
  
• Can you freeze beans?
  no
  
  
• Sex while pregnant?
  I would advise against sex as studies have shown the mans willy can poke the baby in the eye resulting in pokey eye syndrome
  
  
• Did everyone have a good New Year?
  no I broke my leg
  
  
• Should I use cream for my yeast infection?
  I wouldn't advise ice cream
  
  
• Whats like the best part time job ever?
  I think the best job you could ever have is a pirate