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Use Yellowpages.com for your area, or Google, or Ask.com! TC Don
get a beagle or a golden retriever
well this really awesome makeup artist told me that if you want your hazel eyes to POP! then you can use purple eyeshadow with greyy eyeliner. but if you want it to look more natural, got for bronze, or netral colors. hope I helped!
Well for one thing if you are starting out don't pin yourself down to any kind of rules, that can kind of hinder you. Do ALLOT of free writing and scrap poems. Then if you like try taking material from those and putting them together. Rhyming isn't nec...
Here are a couple of support links for this: http://www.pendulum.org/famcoping.htm http://www.pendulum.org/faq.html One of the links advises: Seek out a psychiatrist who seems to have an active involvement with the community resources a...
That all depends on the person. Everyone is different. I enjoy doing leather work or troubleshooting computers and even reading.
He goes through the bathroom door :P Catdog doesn't need to go to the bathroom, so he doesn't. Much like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - "my body consumes all waste. Its like the thunderdome in there!" Cute cat pictures by the way!
You mean mono? If so, have you been kissing anyone? Drinking/eating after someone? Does your throat hurt, if you've done those things? It doesn't really sound like mono, anyway. Probably low on iron or something.
Hello! Without actually knowing the complete circumstances, I give it a shot anyway. Don't beat me if you don't like the answer. Grow up, become an adult, realize people and the world aren't placed here to make you happy. Conduct your life towards th...
Hello! No, the D40 is not a good first camera! Too expensive! You are much better off with one of Nikon's CoolPix cameras. The one I like really well is Model L100. It is easily half the price of the D40, looks like an SLR, has a good zoom lense on ...
Hi! Excuse me for surely insulting someone, but your firned has established a pattern. If you value her as a friend, I.e. you have great times together, she gives yo happiness, is always there for you, then just simply don't loan her anything els...
Hi! Jeepers your sister is really yanking your chain! Did you actually buy the clothes with money you earned? I doubt it! And besides, haven't you been taught to share? What is the big deal? When you get older your sister will likely end up being y...
Hi! Oh please, be more grown up than that! Let her flap her gums! Oh cares? Show you are the better person than she is. The only time there is importance to what someone says, is when other people give it that importance. You want to get back at her?...
What I personally do every night is use some kind of acne cream, then after that dries, I put baby powder all over my face, then baby lotion. Helps a lot. :) And it makes your face really soft.
Exercise. Walk around a little bit. Helped me. C:
I can relate to your situation. Don't worry at all, because all it'll do is cause more stress. To me, it sounds like OCD (I have it myself). I suggest you go talk to your doctor, whom then may reccomend a psychiatrist. Good luck.
I've got a few for you. I used to be Thin, but not anymore. Employed , Young , Fearless , 20-20 Vision , Flexible , and finally Normal.
Let's see...Do you have a hero? Do you have sisters? And of course go talk to them and see how he treats them. Who is your last girlfriend? And go talk to her about how he treated her. Would you prefer that your future wife be smarter than you, the sam...
Hi! I don't want to be mean, or disrespectful, but I just got to ask. Just how stupid are you? You are certainly not ready to be a man (If you are a male), not in any way, shape, or form! You should be grateful your dad still lets you stay in t...
I'm sorry but this is so stupid I don't know why I'm answering it! Parents can not "give" the right to other people to hit, spank, or touch in a questioanble way, to anyone. Of course, years ago, If a kid messed up in the neighborhood someplace, it was...
OMG! You people make things so difficult. It's just a project for school! Have fun with it, be creative, you making a contract that you will have to follow! It doesn't even have to be things you are interested in! Ugh! In 15 years I will be married to ...
Hi! Well, first, you should learn how to spell military and diagnostics. Second, if you enter the Army, there are extremely few jobs that could virtually make you safe. If you don't want to be directly in harms way, you should instead join either...
Hi! How about, Z-Love, ?
Hello! Most of the answers you have gotten so far are depressing, if not clueless. The answer in general is no. We almost entered WWII too late! Almost half the U.S. population didn't want to have anything to do with the war in Europe, figuring, Hey it...
Hi! Sounds like you may be having panic attacks. For some reason, you are not feeling secure inside. Especially if it happens at a familiar place such as at home. Identify what in your life that is over-stressing you, causing you discomfort to the p...
Hello! You lady, this isn't the answer you are looking for, but me being a mean old geezer, I just had to answer you anyway. A short black dress is nowhere near showing anybody maturity, as a look or otherwise. Now if you want to look like a hooke...
I dont! I like it!
God has done absolutely nothing for me. NOT ONE DAMN THING.
A hairbrush (it kind hurts though) An electric toothbrush The end of two razors (NOT the sharp end. lol And be careful :P) Maybe a banana, or...I don't know. Be creative. Whatever resembles a penis. lmao Have fun.
I kinda know how you feel. I've had anxiety attacks frequently, so don't worry. Go talk to someone you trust THE MOST about it. It's not abnormal, but it's not normal. Does that make sense? :P It's just not everyone has it. Try to go and talk to ...
haven't! I know it hurts like a mother...but I would try it!
Nope.
I havent ever had actual anal sex... but I have masturbated in my anus and I 3 it! im 13
he's not sick... maybe thats what he does for a living.. how do you know?
Oh Good Grief! Between Ask.Com and Google, you should be overwhelmed with information! Also, possibly check WebMD.com for information on CSI type of stuff. And, one other possible source is Dictionary.Com, because they list their sources for informatio...
Hi! Good grief, you really need to go to Ask.com or Google. The federalist Papers are still today used as a primary guideline for interpreting the Constitution. Because the jeffersonians wanted a very weak central, federal government, and most of th...
Hi! Well, first you mentioned "colonies", and then mentioned slaves being freed. The slaves, in general were NOT freed while our colonies existed. We were mostly organized as states by then. But as it turns out, both before and after the slaves were ...
HelloJust! For those who have "school Spirit", I would do a piece on the history of the school, and highlight the sports teams history. Does the school have any special noted athletes that were recognised by the state? Or ones that maybe went on to ...
HI! Sure, this is easy! In real life, considering your race, you have a 38% chance of spending time in prison. And, if that comes true, you then have a 83% chance of going back to prison for a really long time, after you get out of prison the first,...
Do not get your hair cut to a certain style!! Why? Because you'll only look good with the hairstyle the way it is originally,bur if you try to do something else with it, it'll look retarded. Try: Piggytails (Japanese version or American version) Tea...
I don't see what emo guy would be so cliche about the whole 'labeling' thing. For girls,they don't have to wear skinnies; they can wear simple blue jeans. What does that tell you?
Hi! A picture of a homeless person sleeping under a bridge. A picture of a Little League Baseball player joyously hitting home plate after hitting a home run. A picture of two puppy dogs sitting together, leaning on each other. A picture of you...
Hi! Legally, you can't work at your age. Most states have a minimum age of 16. Your only chance would likely be to go to some Mom & Pop owned restaurant, and see if they will hire you and pay you under the table. Good Luck! Don
HI! Use both Ask.Com, Google, and Dictionary .Com, as they are all good for what you are doing. You might also want to learn how to spell, Definitions, just in case. Good Luck! Don
HI! How about a spear through the heart?! Oh, you don't mean THAT kind of piercing? Well shoot, in that case, be smart enough to not get one at all! TC Don
Hi! Well, this should be overly obvious, but then again I know my brain burps and puts me in a fog at the darndest times, so here it goes. Especially these days, any company can only afford just a certain number of employees, who cover all the need...
Hello! If you go into Ask.com, and ask, What is Peroxwhy?, you will get your information. Okay! TC Don
Contact your local Children Services Agency, and tell them exactly what you wrote here. Ask for their help, and see what they can do for you. Good Luck! Don
Good Lord, use eith oogle or Ask.Com! Much faster and better! Don
HI! Sorry, but no, your friend being on the run has broken his parole, which basically adds another criminal charge to him. Here in Ohio, it is a felony, but I can't speak for Texas. So your friend must decide, run for the rest of his life, always lo...