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  • how would I know if im pregnat
    You might as well start trying now. I mean it's only a small proportion of women who find they can have a baby 18months after, most women find it's around 6months. It may be worth getting a fertility/ovulation monitor just so you know whether or not yo...

  • itching and discharge
    Discharge from a/both nipple/s can be an indication of breast cancer, however, itching is not a recorded symptom of breast cancer so it could be something else, or totally unrelated. However, a rash on the breasts (which could be itchy) IS a recorded s...

  • Ibuprophen 600mg
    400mg every 4hours is fine and I believe it's something like not more than 8 in 24hours. If you take 600mg you are unlikely to get any severe side effects unless you have other health issues like any organ failure, especially kidney problems. It will m...

  • Does the Pill make your boobs fuller??
    It depends what pill you go on. When I went on it I went up about half a cup if not less and so did my best friend who is on the same pill as me (Mycrogynon30), my friend, however, went up 2 sizes but she's on a different pill to me (can't remember wha...

  • why am I throwing up?
    It could be that you're stomach has some severe sensitivities and it's also possible that your stomach muscles are permently spazisming. You really need to see a different doctor, preferably try and get referred to a nutritionist. If it is the stomac...

  • Birth control pill
    You need to take as many as you can everyday normally so that the missed pills will be at the end of the pack, and try get a new pack so that you don't miss any pills and then just keep this pack as "spare pills" for another time you may need them. How...

  • how would I know if im pregnat
    Usually women find that they can start to get pregnant 6months after they have stopped using the shot but it can take as long as 18months for fertility to return and on the other hand some women find fertility returns immediately. So yes it is possible...

  • is it posible that im pergnant if I had unprotected sex? (100.00%)
    Of course he can still get you pregnant! Guys precum! And precum can get you pregnant! However, it is less likely than if he'd ejaculated in you, but still very possible. You need to take a pregnancy test. Home pregnancy tests can be taken 2weeks afte...

  • How can I get rid of my acne by paying $30 or less?
    Really doesn't sound as if you have "acne". Just pretty good teenage skin. Home remedies: Ok so this may seem weird but once a week dissolve 2 uncoated asprin tablets with as little water as possible to make them into a gritty mixture, then and honey ...

  • I don't know What to Do <3?
    You need to try to cut off all contact with them hun, it's the easiest and sometimes the only way you can get over someone!

  • Major Help (100.00%)
    Ask him to not masturbate for a while before...at least a few days and this will make your job easier. Also ask him what kind of stuff he likes etc. so you can make sure your doing what he likes. I once had a boyfriend who took literally an hour to c...

  • I need help with my girl friend
    The clit! Firmly rub it in a very small circular movements, start off slow making sure you're getting it right (you need to watch her face, breathing, and her movement...if she's squirmy you're doing a great job) and you can start to go faster but not ...

  • Can I still get pregnant without having a period?
    Not having a period suggests your not ovulating, but not always is the case, so until you have a period, chances are it will be very difficult for you to get pregnant. If this is a recurent problem it maybe worth seeing a fertility doctor or an obs/gy...

  • my period
    If you mean that the time from when one period begins, to the time when the next period begins is only 7days (therefore you would, at most, have about 3days rest between periods) then there is something very wrong and you need to go to the doctor. A cy...

  • irregular periods
    A gynaecologist is a doctor specialising in diseases/illnesses specific to women and mostly deal with problems with the reproductive system in women. They do STI testing, pap smears (to check to cervical cancer), breast cancer screening and are heavily...

  • pregnancy scare
    If no cum leaked out of it and the condom didn't split it's unlikely but possible that you could've gotten pregnant. I don't get how he could leave a condom inside you though? Unless it was a femidom? In which case you are most likely fine.

  • Tetanus shot
    When I had mine I couldn't move my arm above a certain point, I couldn't cut my food (which was incredibly annoying as my parents decided to take me out to eat at a resturant) and it felt really achy and horrible for about a day. If it persists for 3 o...

  • TELL ME WHATS WRONG!!! (100.00%)
    Yeah I agree with missmagic, sounds very much like prenancy. It could be migranes but if it's been unrelenting then it's unlikely, also mirganes often become more common in pregnancy... It's also possible that you have a virus but if you've had it for...

  • Bee prevention...
    If there's no swelling then it's nothing to worry about, to help though you can take something like Piriton and use antihisan cream to easy the itching.

  • What kind of discharge happens before a period? (100.00%)
    Yup, that weird white stuff is discharge, it's the vagina's way of cleaning itself and it doesn't nessecarily mean your period is coming anytime soon, I got it about a year before I even started my period. If it's yellow/green or another weird colour...

  • What causes stretch marks?
    Often the stretch marks will only become apart a long time after weight gain. I didn't even notice I had stretch marks until my lovely friends decided that everyone MUST have stretch marks and decided to find all mine...thanks for that...Lol but point ...

  • Smelly fixes??
    You need to make sure you wash everyday at least once, if not more. Wear cotton underwear or at least ones with a cotton lining. If you do all this and still it's a problem you can get vaginal deoderants. Make sure the deoderant and what you wash wit...

  • My boobs have been hurting... (100.00%)
    It's probably due to your boobs growing...this could be because you are pregnant or you are just having a growth spurt or if you are taking birth control pills or having hormone replacement therapy, also it could be due to stress. Obviously pregnancy o...

  • I had a white discharge like cottage cheese
    If it has an odour it's probably just normal discharge as opposed to the discharge you get with a yeast infection. If you do have other symptoms like itchy, burning when urinating etc. then get something like Canesten as it probably will be due to a ye...

  • First period! Help!!!
    It probably is your first period then. Usually you'll only bleed lightly at first and in time get heavier. Start using pads/tampons now all the time for a few days until there is no blood anymore.

  • What is the best first time way to have sex? (100.00%)
    Use a condom and a water-based lube with that on the outside. You need to actually want to do it, be relaxed and also be turned on enough so that you are pretty wet. I didn't find it hurt too much, I just had a bit of pain for the first few seconds and...

  • bladder infection? how do I get rid of it?
    Go to the supermarket/chemist and get cystitis releif as it's most likely cystitis not a full-blown UTI. If this doesn't get rid of it then you need to go to the doctor and they will put you on a course of antibiotics. Remember to keep well hydrated an...

  • got 2 girls pregnant
    Please don't just marry them because you got them pregnant! Personally I would HATE that! I think the best thing to do is talk to them about what they want. If you actually want to marry one of them becuase you actually love them then marry them, but ...

  • Pregnacy test
    Often when you get the result you can have mixed feelings about it that are the complete opposite of what you expected. Just keep telling yourself that it's great that you're not pregnant and you can keep on living your life and have one when you are t...

  • I don't know what to do...
    It's not against the law what-so-ever unless you are sexually active with him (be aware this includes everything except making out).

  • when do I find out if im pregnant?
    Negitive home pregnancy test results are only around 90% accurate so yes there is a possiblity. Also you may have taken it too early? Usually you can only get an accurate result 2weeks after conception (so give it around 2 and a half weeks). Go to the ...

  • Pregnant & need help!
    They can't tell your parents unless they think that you will, in someway, be harmed. But you seriously do need to tell your parents when you're ready. If you're going to have an abortion often you may have to have parental consent and/or pay around £...

  • What does cum taste like ?
    Well as long as you're not goiing to go off giving head then it's fine to ask. Cum tastes different each guy and even different times with the same guy, but it has the same general taste. I don't really know how to describe it...it's kind of sourish b...

  • what are the chances of getting pregnant?
    If they are uncomfortable then maybe he should try bigger ones...I know flavoured can sometimes be a little tight, but if you suggest that and he still says he doesn't want to use them then he is talking aload of crap! The only way you are protected fr...

  • Why hasn't my period gone away?
    Hun it's only been a day over so I really wouldn't worry! Also your only like 15 so it won't be properly regulated yet. Don't worry! If it keeps going for another week, still heavy, then go to the doctors, but I doubt that anything is wrong unless ther...

  • Pregnant or not??? (100.00%)
    You ovulate around 2weeks after your period so you may have had an egg sitting there and waiting if you mean this saturday/sunday just gone. The morning after pill is only around 70-90% effective depending on which you took so it is possible that you ...

  • How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?? (100.00%)
    Well if she's having a real orgasm she's likely to squirm a bit (move her body around a bit but it a sort of jerky way) and her breathing to change and often get heavier, and, of course, possibly cum (but a lot of women don't). If she's faking her brea...

  • What is it when there is a blockage in the vaginal area?
    Do you mean a cervical obstruction? This is where there is an obstruction (usually a fetus from a miscarriage unfortunately) in the cervix and causes extremely heavy bleeding. Or do you just mean the hymen? Which is a bit of skin around 2inches up int...

  • um embarising {only girls}
    The white stuff was, most likely, discharge which is the vagina's way of cleaning itself. I got discharge like a year before my period started so it's not nessecarily an indication that it's coming anytime soon. As goat11 has said, the blood could've...

  • After sex how long does a woman take to get pregnant?
    It can take between a few minutes and a few days for fertilisation to occur. Then 6-12 days after sex implantation bleeding will occur when the embyro implants itself into the uterus wall. So it depends what you consider to be "pregnant". Pregnancy te...

  • misscarrige?
    You can definately take a test! (You can take home tests 2weeks after conception and blood tests 1week after). Home tests are around 90% accurate if they give a negitive result and almost definately correct if it's positive. Or go to the doctors and ge...

  • can all these thing happen at 2-3 weeks pregnant?
    Swelling usually doesn't happen until around 14-16weeks in unless you have twins or triplets etc and then it can happen sooner but I doubt it would be before 8weeks. It may just be constipation or water retention (which you get from not drinking enough...

  • Pregnant???
    Sounds like it wasn't a period but, implantation bleeding which lasts for a few days usually and can be very light-moderate flow. Especially as you have an early pregnancy symptom of feeling sick. You can take home pregnancy tests 2weeks after concept...

  • help me
    To be honest...sounds like you're pregnant. I mean it could be a hormone imbalance but seriously sounds like pregnancy.

  • How long does mrsa take to fully recover from??
    Your antibiotics should tell you this on the leaflet. At most I think it's 2weeks (I do work experience in hospital and we constantly get patients in with MRSA without symptoms and we usually barrier nurse them for around a week) but obviously you need...

  • Egsma? (100.00%)
    Escema can come in many forms. Sometimes it will be a red, dry and itchy rash, sometimes it will be a dry, flakey, sort of pimply rash (that's not very itchy if not at all). The key is dryness. She should go to a doctor. It's very hard for anyone on he...

  • GIRLS ONLY tampons. (100.00%)
    Tampax Compax with the plastic applicator are the easiest and most comfortable to start off with,..haven't tried pearl but it looks pretty much the same (I'd say it's just them trying to get more money though...). Um...to find the hole you pretty much...

  • Dangerous oral sex?
    Christ some people on this website are so naive "if you clean yourself, there shouldn't be an infection", errr that only would stop something like a UTI, which, by the way, isn't an STI. Right the only way you can protect against STIs is using a condo...

  • Any Suggestions?? (100.00%)
    Urine tests are only about 90% accurate if they give a negitive results so yes, get a blood test.

  • Helppp my face
    Rosacae can be treated with a course of anitbiotics, but this can only be done sparingly and may not be a permentant treatment. If this doesn't work it can be treated by a vitamin A derivitive (retiniods) however this must be used with care and you wil...

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