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Um, also, its called Wikipedia. You can go there and get reasonable info on almost any topic. Bottom line? You gotta read more. There are no shortcuts.
I just came back from Thailand. Was there for 3 weeks. During that time, I never saw a single spider, not even a little one :-) And I was in a pretty rural area too, with lots of other animals. Going to Thailand has so much upside, its not even f...
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Of course, the iPhone.
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Yeah, you "practice" your profession. In a sense it is also humility. Because you're admitting that no matter how much you learn in school, you're still getting better and better each day through practicing what you learned.
If your computer has a webcam, you can also use that to upload a new pic instantly!
I have a biracial daughter. As a single dad, what helps for me is to wash her hair often, generally every other day. Also, without fail, it has to be brushed and plaited before she goes to bed, or I'll spend 30 minutes doing it in the morning. Then a ...
Second on the Lab. I have a lab. They are in the top 10 smartest dogs in the world. As puppies they are incredibly frisky though :-) http://www.petmedsonline.org/top-10-smartest-dogs-in-the-world.html
Not just you she's super fake and jaded.
It really isn't that scary. Not like the first one.
Stevie Wonder's Overjoyed. Its such an uplifting song, from lyrics to melodies. The video was pretty tasty too.
Don't want to sound impolite, but Ed Hardy stuff is so pervasive now, that the people who wear them are referred to as d-bags. Not saying you are one at all, but just a friend letting you know that that's what some people out there are saying :-)
The iPhone 3G is awesome. It just struck me that I really can't get lost anymore when I go anywere, just because of the GPS and google maps combination. That alone is worth it.
Might be that you don't have enough memory in there, or the processor is too slow, or perhaps too many other programs are running at the same time?
This is I have a labrador retriever, who likes to dig. So... Imagine one day looking on the porch to see a dead half rotting cat, and my playful lab running around with it like a toy. The stuff of nightmares! Can't take that chance!!! In any ev...
A little piece of fruit is good. A banana. An orange or apple. No heavy stuff. Good for on the run.
Pacman does it for me!
I double bagged it, and put it in the garbage, but it smells still. This cat has been around here for around 2 years now. I think they belong to no particular house, but hang around 2 or 3 houses daily.
We created this site because we thought it might be fun to do it :-) When you scratch your own itch, it turns out that sometimes a lot of people have the same itch too.
Give them a call and find out! I bet the age is different in your state.
THe rules for every cellphone are different. Generally though, you can email the photo or video to your email address, or you can use the supplied connect and sync to your computer. Of course you need the osftware that came with the phone that wi...
The most important thing is to make sure you got your material lined up. Write down the jokes, and run them by people (a good way to know if they're good, or they bomb). Then you will have a stable of jokes that you can always turn to.
You can all go here as well: http://www.funadvice.com/signup/thanks That will allow you to change your email and request another confirmation email be sent. We made significant changes to the activation email last night, so we're pretty sure its ...
Also means you take your sweet time planning it. So the person thinks you have forgotten (its gone cold), then you strike! Blammo!!!
That a bit of a broad question... what do you do on the website?
I just looked this up on Wolfram Alpha. I put in your stats. And you are projected to reach a height of 6' 2" by 20 years old. Which means that your growth slows up as you go on. This is on average, so you may be slightly taller, or slightly shorter :...
Whatever you do, know that the Golden Retriever is in the top 5 most intelligent dogs in the world. Name accordingly!
We had some problems this evening (EST). Problems should be resolved now.
From the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=juggalo Confused individuals that are a product of the break down of the white middle class/lower class family, hero worship, and the emasculatory expectations of society. Us...
There is no such thing as an ethernet splitter. You need a router. ** Correction. Ethernet Spitters exist. But they will not work with a DSL router that has only out output! ** Go to Circuit City, Best Buy, or other electronics store, and ask for a w...
Backups are warm and fuzzy :-)
yup. But we lost new data from yesterday.
Ok, looks good!
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Whatever... Just don't end up like the guys on this site: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/orangest-orange.html
You can watch of crapload of tv shows at http://hulu.com all from free.
Nobody is going to delete @amblessed. My point is that don't just spout off the talking points without doing a little bit of research. I could say "@irrismith molested his pet goat" and then someone else could say "Did @irrismith really do that? Tha...
Guys, now many of you are going really crazy. A national police force. We already have it, its called the FBI. What Obama was referring to was optional national service, kind of targeted towards college students who would get a subsidy for colleg...
In any case, this is a moot point. Publix, Whole Foods, and a host of other large chains are definitely moving their customers away from disposable bags (paper OR plastic). Whole foods is almost there. Publix if pretty close right now. Basically...
Obama does not want to keep Bernanke.
You guys are just going crazy about now, right? Right? RIGHT??? See, I was on the cusp of deleting this question, but this is how the right wing works folks. They spread the most disgusting rumours, so it gets some traction on the web. Uninformed and...
The common name is a "fan tailed Pigeon". My dad used to keep some of them back in the old country :-) Here are some cool pictures: http://www.pueblozoo.org/archives/jun03/feature.htm They're beautiful birds, expensive, and quite rare, your bird pro...
the site is: http://change.gov
He does. Conservatives are trying to find a talking point on the last day of the elections that is totally false. McCain and Obama have EXACTLY the same positions on the coal industry. READ IT ON factcheck.org: http://www.newsweek.com/id/161679 ht...
It depends. Speakers are generally 8 ohms. So two subs in parallel means they are presenting 4 ohms to the amp. The amp is rated 1000 watts at 2 ohms, which means to have hte amp give the full 1000 watts, you'd have to have 4 subs in parallell. ...
North Koreans pledge allegiance to their "Dear" leader, not their flag. Thats a huge difference.
name of movie is 3:10 to YUMA Googling Yuma, we see that its in Arizona. Arizona is in the United States.
Yeah, but the masses of movies back in the day sucked balls too :-) We're just seeing the best ones that survived the era. Now, any Jack or Jill can buy a digital camera and make a movie. Stands to reason that we will have a lot of sucky movies out...
Plots are good these days too. Case in point, almost any David Mamet film. Just saw "Redbelt"... total immersion and tension from the opening frame all the way to the end. Almost all of David Cronenberg's films are totally great. Performances ...