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I used to smoke pot. A lot. It made me lazy and not really wanting to do much except get high. I can't seem to count the many hours spent looking for some. All the people that would get busted. All the people that sold out. As a matter of fact, I am pr...
Shakespeare?
4 touchdowns in a single game. Man, I miss Married With Children.
Why don't you goto to GameBattles.com?
Well, you don't have to cheat to do this. Goto the first racetrack in the game. Beat that and the Bigfoot and a racer becomes unlocked that you can go pick up there anytime after you win the race.
Another old question. But, it breaks down like this. There are 1024 bytes in one kilobyte. There are 1024 kilobytes in one megabyte. There are 1024 megabytes in one gigabyte. There are 1024 gigabytes in one terabyte.
it's if you are 3 weeks late then worry if you are pregnant.
A piece of wood
PS3 sucks get a 360
try November 28th in North America.
King Midas. not self-control. wished for everything he touched to turn to gold. the self-control one? got me.
I would get something done for my g/f. not saying what but it is something she wants done for herself to boost her self-esteem. no its not her boobs.
well im curious I want to see it
if you can't bring yourself to come clean go talk to a priest in confession. they won't tell anyone. they take an oath not to. as for how do you not lie anymore? easy. don't lie anymore. it is always better to tell the truth then to lie. IF you have...
it might not seem like much but your parents are just trying to teach you an important lesson of life. how not to blow and waste your money. yes, it is your money. do with it what you want. want to buy something? maybe get something you want but not ex...
if you take something from somewhere that isn't yours that you didn't pay for or ask to have, YOU STOLE IT!!!
Oh I got a couple. Vote for us or you will die. Ummm wait, don't use that one. I know. Vote for me, I am against giving people the runs. Wait. ok I got one. Vote for I want to represent you with . If zombies take over our school I secretly know ...
did you read the packaging to see if there are any side effects? that could be one of them. if not maybe you should goto a doctor.
oh oh oh...I know I know I know. is it pink? no wait...don't tell me PURPLE!!! is it purple? wait wait wait...that doesn't sound right. is it blue? yeh it's got to be blue. with red stripes. and a bunch of stars. crap. thats the american flag. ok ...
around $2.00 or so
what is/are your felon(ies) for? how long ago were they? if you don't want to tell this in a posting funmail me. let's talk.
umm I can't tell you the funnest but here are some fun ones: Lawn dart jockey anal thermometer tester circus midget exocutioner being worshipped like a god (that would be fun wouldn't it) mortician any of these sound fun to you? pretty much I di...
I once got into a conversation with a [black] person on his use of calling everyone 'ni**a' ATTN STAFF: I am not being racist. Please excuse the slur. Making a point had to use the word. So, I had a private conversation with him on xbox live. He ...
Ooh OOh OOOHHH I KNOW I KNOW. duct tape. that holds the universe together.
things that make rubber bands not work anymore? J/k I didn't know so I looked it up. Determinants of Demand The major nonprice determinants of demand are: (1) income, (2) tastes and preferences, (3) the price of related goods, (4) changes in e...
Taco Bell
you need to download the driver. usually it is from the computer manufacturer. if not, locate the sound card manufacturer and download the driver from their site.
I just did a search and what I found in answers.yahoo.com is you have to deactivate it then it gets deleted after 60 days or so.
A zebra? no, wait a minute. I know this. You will have a baby giraffe.
First you have to locate the smell. Try looking under your bed. Move your bed first. How you get rid of it? A carpet shampooer and a screen for your window. If you can prove that it was the neighbor's cat, which shouldn't be difficult if you don't h...
That little sticker, you need to pay for, is a form of tax. It's a freedom of choice to own and operate a vehicle. Not a right. Also, what emotastic stated, to a point he is right. Maybe? If I take the plates off your car (which I am not saying to go d...
Hmm. Bam Margera. One of the people on jackass. Got his own show on MTV to where he treats his parents badly. Disrespects people's property. And is overall a moron. Great choice for an idol.
Skydiving Parasailing skiing water skiing wake boarding laying on grass rolling down a hill rolling up a hill swinging singing loudly in public talking to strangers writing poetry drawing painting scuba diving rock climbing mountain cli...
Wow. Well, you could go beat him. Possibly have him call the cops. Or, call the police on him. Does the carpark have security cameras? I'm pretty sure they do. It would show his car hitting yours and then coming back the next to to urinate on the car. ...
I have BLACK hair. I BLEACHED my hair professionally to get it blonde so it could be colored. I did it in one sitting. sitting under a heat lamp and letting your hair get fried hurts.
the natural way is to let it grow and, get this, stop dying it. you can't dye the roots. that's impossible. the fastest way is to shave it and let it grow back.
Seems like that site has horrible admins and the owner(s) probably don't know what is happening with their site. Unless the owner(s) don't particularly care then it is a really bad site that is horribly run.
is this for a baby? if so try this...close your eyes and think of the child. think of yourself holding that child. looking at that child's face. really feel that child looking back at you. so what's it's name?
I didn't know that flies slept. I do know that when a fly lands it poops. Think about that the next time a fly land on you.
Well, horoscopes are pretty general so it's hard to say for certain as to what it means exactly in your life. These are meant to be taken as a guide for your day. But, let me see if I can answer this for you. Why did you break up with your ex? Maybe...
have you tried to call it? maybe someone will answer it and will be honest to give you your phone back
I didn't know so I went and did some searching. Because, honestly, I have always wondered that myself. 0, 15, 30, 40, game. it's all the european's idea. they use a clock-like instrument to keep score. so the game scoring goes from 0 - 15 - 30...
Well, ask yourself this. How come brain surgeons don't get high? Or how about this one. Why don't NASA scientist smoke pot? Or maybe you should say this to yourself. Man, I sure am glad that this heart surgeon that is about to perform a delicate proced...
More often than not, in today's society, are people who ask this question. "Is there a God?" Christians firmly believe this due to faith. Pagans believe in multiple gods and goddesses. Science states that God is a myth. Religions state that science is ...
I think that Vince owns all the wrestling programs.
Some people would argue that Christianity isn't a good idea. I'm not saying that I agree with Nazism by any means. I'm not. Nazism is a form of ignorance which breeds hate and violence. How does a person become ignorant? No I don't think that Hitler's ...
I didn't read any responses so I apologize that this is repeated info. I'm guess from what you told me earlier that your computer doesn't have a built in mic. you do need a web cam, (you can get a pretty decent one for around $20 - $40. it doesn't have...
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I once told my ex- that if she got an abortion (she was pregnant at the time with my now 5 year old son) that I would hate her forever because I would never be ok with someone killing my child. That being said, I will say this. a lot of people don...
do you have a laptop card or a desktop card? if you bought a video card for your desktop...you can't. secondly, if you cannot upgrade your laptop then you won't be able to 'connect' the graphics card to the mother board. you cant just run a graphics...