enginebackfires's Advice

• Can you feed chocolate to a monkey?
  just jealous cause my cat likes cheerios. .
  
  
• What's inside your purse?
  protractor hahahahah
  
  
• Is this rude?
  hahaha yes!!! finally someone who admits that men have man periods. its so true. but no you werent rude.
  
  
• I dont feel loved
  do you guys live together? is the sole breadwinner and thats why he is so busy? maybe you arent the only one feeling unloved and unappreciated in this relationship. I tell my boyfriend thank you even if he gets me a 89 cent bean burrito from taco bell ...
  
  
• How to housebreak my Chihuahua?
  I read chinchilla. hahaha im tired.
  
  
• Anything extra I should know before I get my tongue pierced?
  please please pleeease do not click your piercing against the back of your teeth. its irritating as hell and it will damage your enamel.
  
  
• Pink discharge after intercourse
  if you have pain and discomfort then maybe. otherwise you're fine.
  
  
• Can my boyfriend be in the pool during a water birth?
  ignore these people. if your boyfriend wants to be with you then more power to him! its great that he is embracing the gift of childbearing and wants to experience it with you as close as possible. any guy and sit next to you or stand and watch but for...
  
  
• Anyone else have problems with Jehovah's Witnesses?
  I knew a girl who was an active witness and she told me she wasnt allowed to celebrate her birthday because it was sacreligious or something. I thought that was kinda stupid I mean you're celebrating life so in turn you're celebrating god and a hig...
  
  
• Where can you get a cheap designer purse?
  ioffer.com or ebay because not everyone can just pack up and go to new york or china town. :rolls eyes: no seriously check out ioffer.com
  
  
• What's your favorite rap song?
  im going to go with freaky girl by gucci mane the lyrics are so nasty and degrading but every once in a while you gotta listen to something tacky. I dont listen to real rap music just that pop nonsense they play on the radio and try to call rap
  
  
• How to put on makeup?
  I would go into a sephora or a dillards and have them do your face. you really cant get that kind of advice by reading it; its best if someone shows you. and sephora will do little make overs for free! and they have samples of everything its so cute o...
  
  
• Titanic the saddest movie I have ever watched, anyone else agree? (0%)
  watch the original. you will cry your eyes out. its in black in white and there was this one scene where the ship was going down (duh) but there was a crying child sitting on the floor and no one picked it up to take it to a boat. forget leo di caprio,...
  
  
• Where can a high school kid buy condoms?
  you can not go to a sex store you have to be 18 and any cashier / store attendant whatever who gives you crap for it just realize that you are doing the right thing and being mature about your sexual health. I congratulate you because when I was si...
  
  
• Do you sing in the car?
  heck yes I do. its the only place I can without getting yelled at like "nyahhh that music is too loud turn it offf" spice girls for life. you'd be surprised at how many of the lyrics you remember.
  
  
• Which of these do you think has changed the world forever
  indoor plumbing. pasteurization.
  
  
• How old do I look?
  maybe 17
  
  
• Can you feed chocolate to a monkey?
  I dont see why you couldnt. anyways give it cheerios, I feed my cat cheerios he loves them. and a lot of people like cheerios. where did you get this monkey or did you throw some in a cage at the zoo hmmm
  
  
• Taking diet pills
  they worked? hell power to you! do you feel better about yourself? more confident? better about your health? umm yes yes and yes!!! and you went to your doctor, which was a smart move. as long as you look good and feel even better then to hell wh...
  
  
• Is my fiance overly jealous?
  first of all, your fiance has no right to raise his voice at you irregardless of the situation. you are his soon to be wife and he needs to treat you with the dignity and respect you deserve. you're going to be the wife of a serviceman and you're in co...
  
  
• Is it possible to love more than one person?
  I would tell the person you are with now. I know that you arent having a physical relationship with your ex, he lives out of state. but if you are talking to him and confiding in him then you are having an emotional affair, which can be just as traumat...
  
  
• How to induce my period?
  once you get it you'll be wishing for menopause. respect and enjoy this freedom. its really fun to go out with your girls and go swimming or wear some really nice pants or just being out without worrying if your period is going to start. it takes a ...
  
  
• Is brown discharge normal?
  I cannot say I know what you went through. I can say that I am truly sorry. and though I dont know you, I wish the best of luck for you in the future. dont be afraid to go to a hospital or a free clinic if you have any. you seem like a genuinely nice p...
  
  
• How to make a girlfriend turn bisexual?
  you need to stop being so shallow and selfish. go find you someone who is really bisexual and dont you dare pressure your girlfriend into doing something she doesnt want to do. dont be a punk.
  
  
• How to get my girlfriend to gain some weight?
  if you have substantial evidence that she may be suffering from an eating disorder or insecurities I would say something like this: hey (so and so), I really care for you and I am concerned about your health, you used to be so beautiful and full of ...
  
  
• How to get blonde highlights in black hair?
  bleach. manic panic is a good brand. and I would do it myself or have a friend do it.
  
  
• How to grow bigger boobs?
  take birth control
  
  
• How to control my shoe obsession?
  denial. greed. lack of financial stability. insecurity. and honestly why shoes. handbags are where its at. but seriously, I would try to curb the spending, or maybe when you buy a new pair, take an old pair to a thrift shop or goodwill so you don...
  
  
• Does Afro-American hair grow faster when braided?
  afro-american? I didnt realize it was 1972... anyways, drink lots of water, perhaps a multivitamin, regular cleaning and conditioning will help. all braiding does is protect the hair really from tangling and the elements. and its easy to maintain s...
  
  
• My new lip rings (100%)
  yeah they look good how much did they cost