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  • Gay,Bisexual,Whats Wrong?
    Its only wrong if your EMO, cause they do that for attention. And I don't know how people could be bi? Its either gay or streight. Its like emo or metalhead. You can only be one.

  • What do you think beauty is?
    Buety is, the dark tall trees in transylvania, covered in snow, so buitiful yeat almost mysterious.

  • Would You Consider This Child Abuse?
    Nah that's not bad, lol im hispanic so I had worse, but I aint complaining, it did turn me into a respectful person even if im a metalhead. And I love my parents!

  • How can you tell if your kid is getting high?
    You don't know till you catch em, when you let hime go to shows, he probly hitting the bomb. Even at school. So its a matter of his mistake on getting caught.

  • Should I let my son have a Myspace?
    Damn, is your house a homicidal retribution? Hahaha wow. Do you watch his every move? Poor guy, when he's older and you find out he's GAY haha its going to be your fault, plus why would you tell your mom you have a myspace? Does that really matter? Hah...

  • What is an Emo?
    Haha ombomb got raped? That's hella funny, fag. Haha

  • Can anyone understand what slayer is saying in their songs?
    Haha so true, only true thrashers could understand slayer, and if you think slayer is hard to under stand, try listening to Vio-lence lol

  • How to dress more punk?
    Dude you can't dress punk lol Its either you are or not. Haha Punk is doing things for your self, I use to be punk before thrasher but then again what's the difference? The only thing is a went from spikey hair to long metal hair haha I still dress ...

  • Double standards
    Yeah I know but, it dosent really matter cause guys would just laugh and say well im a pimp or some retard comment haha But if you call a girl that, shell get mad.

  • Are you proud to be an American?
    Im f*ckin mexican so I don't care ha, but what do you care? This is just a place, before it had names and borders it was just free roaming land. You should be the one to get the f*ck out! Puzzys, so what if there's a lot o mexicans, atleast we don't ...

  • Getting Your Vagina Waxed.
    Shave, hairs like ich hahaha

  • Emo/Scene Hair?
    Haha scene hair is gay, grow your hair out like a real man. Be a leader not a follower. Be a thrasher not a puzzy

  • Favorite bands?
    Dude you can't like emo and metal, just like you can't put nortenos and surenos together hahaha But here are a few Mayhem Darkthrone Gorgoroth Immortal VENOM! 1349 Carptithian forrest Sodom Kreator Bathory Anthrax Celtic frost Carcass ...

  • Why do people hate emo kids so much?
    Haha, you wana know why? Okay, when did you think of becoming emo? Haha like recently, there's a reason, many do it for attention, girls, to be "cool","different".lol Look at your self, you look like a girl, tight female pants, horrible band shirts, ...

  • How do you become a rapper?
    Wear some oversize close, and talk jiberish lol nah im just f*king with ya, rap is pretty sick. Well its like starting a metal band, you make beats(I recomond fruity loops studio 9) and record some ryhmes. Than give out some demos to your friends, and...

  • Anyone into municipal waste?
    Hmmm pretty good list, I could pick out a fiew that I truly like, anthrax is like my favorite band hahaha

  • its not easy bieng sleazy...
    I know haha, no one know anything about northern darkness or true bm. Only that new plastic cradle stuff hahaha by the way cradle aint bm...

  • Anyone into municipal waste?
    Hell yeah! Beer and thrash lol

  • Is it a crime to sleep with my sister?
    haha yeah and then do it to your close dog haha Burn!

  • Anybody like heavy metal?
    Haha emo? That's not metal, and nu metal? Get that plastic s**t outa my sight. Old school black metal, Venom(the founders), mayhem, darkthrone, (old)sodom, bathory.

  • Why do I hate emo punk people?
    First of all your probly a poser, there's no such thing as emo punk hahaha Your either emo or punk Hahaha

  • Difference between Goth, Emo, & Metal Head. Any Questions?
    Hahaha goth is pu**y, emo is trend, metal rules!

  • Im a aspiring metalhead musician my parents dont' know
    Hahaha well they'll understand, ut takes a while haha Slayer is cool but nuclear assault is better!!!

  • What does a blow job feel like?
    You guys are all dicks man, poor dude, let the down as* metalhead explain... Okay fool think about a wet warm chicks mouth on yo d*ck, a warm tongue licking and pressing you cack. Haha repeat that cycle for a cuople of min, than release ya pimp juic...

  • Are you supposed to swallow?
    Hahaha yeah it would be rude hahaha what has this world come too hahaha next thing you know all these thrashers smoking weed inside the white house lol Man I love this new world

  • Embarassed by my small chest
    What does boob job have to do with any of this? Wieeerd! Hahahah 12? Lol

  • How do I make out?
    Hmm well many years ago when I actully had a girl friend, she kissed me and it just happened naturally hahaha So I don't know man, I kinda just sat there with my filthy tongue in her mouth hahaha man but now im a dirty lazy metalhead, who sits around ...

  • All Guys?
    Yeah, most of us are, I am but ey im a proud thrasher, but I respect girls, not like other dudes, but don't worry, you'll find the right one...

  • Masturbation unhealthy?
    Dang! Haha Man that must hurt like hell by the end of the day hahaha

  • I got caught masturbating at school.
    Lol, we'll you should of thaugh about that before you've done it, but ey we all got needs don't we? Were humans, shell understand.

  • Anyone heard of varg vikernes?
    Well euronomous was a bad a** guitarist and thanks to varg, the true mayhem is dead. Since dead died too, has anyone noticed new mayhem sounds more like death metal with higher pitch vocals? Like grand declaration of war. Dropped guitars and stuff. H...

  • Violins in metal?
    Nope, f**k that, leave metal alone, f**k off new plastic metal!

  • Whats a good song with meaning?
    Mayhem- life eternal(old version) Trust me...

  • Whats your favorite song?
    Darkthrone- quintenssence Mayhem- buried by time and dust Municipal waste- thrash don't mind if I do. Hahaha

  • What's your favorite band?
    Darkthrone all the way dude!

  • Do women like men with long hair?
    I don't know do they? Lol My hair is up to my nipples cause im a down a** metalhead! Thrash till death- add my band Profile.myspace.com/aftermaththeofficialpage

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