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  • How to masturbate?
    I think I started around 12. There's no manual for masturbation (no pun intended). It's whatever makes you feel good. Start my touching your "goods" (boy or girl) and moving your hand around. Explore your body. It's fine. You don't have to be...

  • What's the difference between witches, mages, wizards and others? (50.00%)
    If you don't know the answer to that question be proud of yourself...I DO know the answer and it shames me.

  • Has A Black referee ever been in charge of the Super Bowl?
    I don't know, but I'm telling you. There is a black ref with a mustache that is the ONLY fair ref in the NFL and I haven't seen him all season. He should be the ONLY ref in the NFL, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone because he's fair.

  • Who would win this elimination spanking match?
    That's a simple question - Trish. Because she's the hottest.

  • How to make my small butt bigger?
    I have no butt, myself. I've got a big chest and small hips and a nearly non-existent butt. All weight I gain goes to my stomach, chest and face - never my butt or hips. The best thing you can do physically is to go to the gym and do things that wil...

  • Why do Christians follow the Bible?
    OK - Here's my question: Can anyone tell me why people get so pissed off about other people's religion? Like, if you're an atheist, why do you hate Christianity and get so inflammed about it? I'm a Christian, but no one else's religion bothers me. ...

  • Why do Christians follow the Bible?
    Hey peacemakin - I'd put my IQ up against yours any day. As well as my knowledge. At least I can spell.

  • What is up with the mormon religion?
    To that LDS guy that keeps trying to prove a void point to Shepherd - I read your retort about God being created by gods from man. The reason Christians do NOT believe that is so and you do is simple. You are not following the teaching of the Bible. ...

  • Is it bad when interracial couples have children?
    I think you're taking that to a whole different level. If you think about what you're saying and how you're translating the scripture, then we should lay with our immediate family members. Now, if we were to do that what would happen? Yep. And inc...

  • What if I'm finding myself doubting God?
    Your problem is probably that you grew up in the Church, so you've never had a chance to doubt your faith. It may sound bad to some people, but this is the truth - if you doubt your faith, you can find God and have a very strong faith. I was "raised ...

  • Isn't using magic against God in the Christian religion? (0.00%)
    God condemns those who pratice magic, false prophets and those who claim to be psychic in the Bible. Are you asking about performing magic like Criss Angel? If so, then I don't think that falls under the same category, because he's not trying to sway...

  • Why do Christians follow the Bible? (0.00%)
    b/c you are not a Christian SO you follow the Bible, You are a Christian BECAUSE you follow the Bible. --- That still doesn't even make sense, dude. Seriously. I think you need to just stop asking questions. I don't understand why you can't unders...

  • Is anyone else worried about the size of their manhood?
    I'm stealing this, but changing it up. 4 is pretty small 5 is small 6 is OK 7 is good 8 is great 9 is great I got lucky and married a man that is big, curved and knows what he's doing. It can depend on the woman and sometimes you'll never...

  • does size matter
    First off, if you're 15 don't worry about your penis size. Worry about growing up and maturing. People that say the size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. That's not true. It's BOTH. Ask a woman (like me) that's been with a guy that was pro...

  • lil butt and boobs
    Hold onto your socks, kid. When I was 14 I was a size 2, probably weighed about 110 lbs, had 32B boobs and a flat butt. I wanted so desperately to have an hourglass figure. Would I still like to have one, yep. But, God didn't make me that way. Whe...

  • How to change my anorexic habits? (100.00%)
    I saw a picture of you from the hips up. Trust me, sweetie, you're thin. You need to talk to someone that cares about you NOW. Do you have a mom, dad, grandparent, aunt or uncle that you are close to? If so, please talk to them. Tell them how you ...

  • Still Virgins & havent even had a first kiss!!! Help
    You and your friend don't need to be concerned with what other people are doing. You're pretty smart to not jump into things just to experience them. It will all come in good time - trust me, you won't be spending the rest of your life as a spinster ...

  • I'm a virgin, but I missed my period
    You may want to see your doctor. You could be sick. You could be fine. But, you're going to want to have that checked out ASAP. If it is a problem, you could wind up missing something that should be cared for or you could lose your ability to have ...

  • Do girls like having their vagina lips bit?
    I'm not sure I'd want a dude chewing on me. Sucking is good if you don't overdo it. Many guys overdo the sucking and nibbling stuff all over a woman's body, let alone the vagina. If you're with a girl regularly, you may just ask her what she does an...

  • Should I dump my boyfriend who won't talk to me?
    Are you saying that he's ignoring you and won't talk to you? If so, dump him. You're young yet. If this dude in immature enough to stop talking to you while you're supposed to be dating, then he's not worth your time. Find someone that won't act li...

  • What to talk about if we have little in common? (100.00%)
    Wait...you want to date a girl with whom you have nothing in common? If that's the case, I wouldn't recommend trying to date her. It will never work out. Trust me. She'll wind up seeming really annoying to you after a while.

  • Is it wrong to be attracted to my first cousin?
    Yes. It is SOOO wrong. Please don't do it. For the sake of humanity. Trust me, your soulmate was not made in the form of a first cousin. Or even a second cousin.

  • What would a guy look for most in a girl?
    Darlin' it's going to vary. My husband is 31 and the first thing he notices about women, still, is boobs. I know that his number one favorite feature of mine is my boobs. Well, #1 and #2. He loves me for who I am, but he will always say "boobs firs...

  • He's driving me nutz!!!
    I think the perfect solution would be to introduce this kid to your dad and tell your dad what he's been up to. You won't have to worry about it anymore. :o) You're only 14. You're being very smart. This kid is 16 and all he's going to be doing ...

  • Is it bad to hump your pillow when horny?
    Not at all. At least you're not sticking produce up yourself. Whatever gets you off is fine.

  • How do I get him horny?
    I'm going to throw up from this stuff. I can't believe this Miguel, 17, is telling her there's a lot of fine 13 year old he'd like to do. That's so disgusting. 13 is a little kid - I don't care what you want to hear. You posted a question on this b...

  • Is it wrong for me to ask her for oral sex? (0.00%)
    How old are you? 15? Can you even get a boner yet? I wouldn't be pushing a girl that's 15 to give you the business. Wait a couple of years. Besides, if she tried at her age she might accidentally bite it off, and then where would you be?

  • Why do Christians follow the Bible?
    Scripture being mathematical and that being a reason to study something would be equating religion with mathematics, Smoothness. God didn't invent math, douche. He doesn't need math. He's God.

  • Do you think Homosexuals should marry?
    I guess you guys dont understand the Marriage under God is only for Fallowers of god.. and I don't know what god would do but Why would he make someone IMPERFECT? I mean yeah they do choose to be like like they can go to the right sex when they feel li...

  • Do you think Homosexuals should marry?
    God doesn't dislike homosexuals. That's a misinterpretation made by people that hate gays. The Bible clearly lops homosexuals into the same category as people that get drunk, steal, lie, cheat, have premarital sex, covet, etc. Who do you know that d...

  • Does not being asked out mean you're ugly?
    It doesn't mean you're ugly. It could even mean you are deemed "unapproachable" by guys because you intimidate them with your looks, intelligence, etc. There are probably several guys that really want to ask you out, but are afraid. I let stuff like...

  • How do I deal with my pathetic attempt of a mother?
    Have you talked to your mom about this? You may want to really express exactly how you feel and how her actions are affecting you. She's a mom and if she's even worth one inkling of a salt she'll care how her behavior and treatment of you and your si...

  • Should I be embarassed by my sister?
    You shouldn't be embarassed by anything anyone does but you. Your sister's actions should not reflect back onto you. If they did I'd be in a heap of embarassment from my brothers. You may want to sit her down and give her a heart to heart about usin...

  • What size is classed as a big penis?
    It depends on who is taking the penis. For me, you need to be at least 8 1/2" full throttle and that's above average. Big would be like 9 or 10. Super big would be anything above that. There are plenty of women that feel that 5 inches is good - usu...

  • Why do Christians follow the Bible? (100.00%)
    Christians study the Bible, because the Bible is a Christian book. I think that about sums it up. Religion is not mathematical and if no one can crack this super-code, how do you know it is a code? Genuis...

  • Is it right to marry within a week of meeting?
    No. It didn't work out for Romeo and Juliet and for you it won't be nearly as "romantic" either.

  • Is my penis small?
    Sorry to hear that. I dated a dude with a super-small weenie. It really sucked, if you want complete honesty. But he was super-small when full aroused. You may not be that small when you're aroused. However, if you are the only thing you can do is...

  • How can I get over him for good?
    Eh, don't worry about it. I never had guys dripping off of me when I was in school and I thought I must have been a horrible dog. Turns out I'm not and even married and pregnant I've got dudes hitting on me all the time. Give it time and you'll come...

  • Is it normal to check out other girls ?
    It's not weird. Everyone checks out other people and thinks about doing it with them (within reason). Maybe not constantly, once you're married, but you'll still do it every once in a while. It's never a crime to appreciate an attractive person of a...

  • Which race has a bigger penis?
    Medical studies have proven that whites and blacks average the same size. Hispanics and Asians have smaller ones, on average, than whites and blacks. Whatever you do, don't go for a race because you think you'll find a dude on the first try with a hu...

  • I'm 15 and want to get pregnant.
    Great, just what this world needs - people treating babies like they're puppies (which is already a horrible issue...the way people treat puppies).

  • I'm 15 and want to get pregnant.
    Use protection and do not get pregnant! You're too young, too immature (it seems) and you need to be in a committed relationship first. Do your "beautiful child" a favor and wait until you're honestly ready. I doubt there are many women that became ...

  • I want an affair.
    You should get some balls and tell your wife your plans, first. If she wants to leave you for it, then let her go. You don't deserve to be married, anyway. If she's really as selfish as you make her out to be, she doesn't deserved to be married eith...

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