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  • Is Global Warming a hoax?
    YES IT IS /// WHAT MELTED THE ICE AGE 50.ooo YEARS AGO ??? Were there cars around then ???

  • Tips for Blow Jobs
    THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO ABORT THE ORGASM / JUST BEFORE IT HAPPENS? / IN SHORT DO NOT LET HIM SHOOT HIS LOAD.! / AND KEEP ABORTING THE ORGASMS / AS MANY IN A ROW THAT YOU CAN. WITH MY GUY I ABORTED ABOUT 20 IN ONE SESSION. HE WAS TO TIRED TO ...

  • Giving head.
    read my site DEEFUN

  • Why can't I get sexually excited? (100.00%)
    no problem [ YOU WILL NOT BE INTO YOUR SEXUAL "PEAK " YEARS UNTIL / YOUR YEARS 35 - 38. THEN YOU WILL BE IN "HEAT " A LOT ! // UNFORTUNATELY THE MALES ARE IN THERE SEXUAL PEAK YEARS [ 14 - 17 ] WHAT A MIS-MATCH !!! / BUT THAT ...

  • Org*sm
    yes , you should / to show appreciation / Also it is important to put your feet straight up in the air / reaching for the ceiling ! Those feet straight up / like that look sexy ! Esp. / When you are having group sex.! AND YOU SHOULD SHOUT FOR ...

  • Tried everything...
    try sex toys "Vibrators " I can gurantee ! That she will have her feet straight up reaching for the ceiling in no time ! GOING FOR THAT ORGASM ! /// YOU SHOULD BE THERE / UP AND INTO THE PRE-CUM " LEAKING " stage ! / So do not masturba...

  • ladies, how long should sex last?
    The important tectnique is to stay in / stage one / for as long as possible. What is stage one: For her = it's getting wet and excited ! For him = Getting up and into pre-cum "LEAKING" ! Stay in this / stage one / for as long as possib...

  • I don't want to cheat on my husband. I need help.
    Try the swinging scene and culture / Where you can lust together as a "TEAM" MILLIONS ARE SWINGING / MORE AND MORE EVERY YEAR !! But be prepared / usually after a given amount of time [ THE MAN GET'S SCARED ] And want's to quit SWINGING / But ...

  • Boys what do you like in a girl
    my guy Bill tells me this :/// He likes boobs [small ] and slit shaved / loves to suck out [ arm pits ] After he is in heat that is / he loves long legs / small butt / small face / And here is something he told me - what catches of man's eye is...

  • How many people in group sex?
    On a movie production set / they could do a very large group for a adult film / Because they have the space etc. But in a private house party / I think about 6 would be tops, It would be nice to film the sex / to enjoy it again and again for the fut...

  • Why doesn't my boyfriend cum from oral sex?
    WOW ! That is strange / I love my an Bill / and I love to give head / At the last second before he spurts / I pull back my head and " CATCH " his lovely cream in the " FRONT " of my mouth / so that I can play / with the cream- taste-scent-f...

  • Good ideas for me and my boyfriend
    Keep him from cumming for 2 weeks ! When there is a full gland of cream. He will be able to go into " FULL-HEAT ! It will be a event to remember. BUT KEEP ALL ACTIVITY " SLOW" /// Because you both should try to stay in " HEAT" for as long as you...

  • Can women really 'squirt'?
    YES THEY CAN ! / I HAVE SEEN IT DONE IN ADULT FILMS !!!

  • What are good icebreakers before a foursome?
    Do a lot of petting / until you all get up and in to " HEAT " then go [ very slow] in every thing that you do from there [ to make it all " LAST " And you will most likely go in to senual " OVERLOAD " which means that the brain will not "REM...

  • threesome???
    great ! As a women I can tell you that me and my man Bill would / WELCOME / A girl to join us in bed for / An all nite !!! / of "FUN AND GAMES " Eeee!!!

  • What does the Bible say about transsexuals?
    I'am from NEW YORK CITY / And TRANNY's are just as common as a [ third sex gender ! ] they are beautiful and amazing beings !

  • What is an orgy?
    when many fun people go into " HEAT " in a flopping heap / simutaneously Eeee!!!

  • Fun sex games?
    Try this one ! Once you build a sexual bond . Take that bond and "PLAY " / with it ! Try /SWINGING/ SWAPPING / with other couples / IN THE SAME ROOM IN FULL VIEW AND SOUND OF EACH OTHER ! After you are experienced at this maybe you could get ...

  • What do you think about swingers?
    what happens mostly is the man trys to convince his women to / SWING / she is hesitant / Then they do it ! /// Then after a time the man / GET's SCARED ! / And want's to stop swinging // BUT THE WOMEN " DOES NOT " Then there is a flaw.

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