deathnparadise's Advice

• Know any good songs for a lapdance?
  hahaha YES!!! Harder Better Faster Strong by Daft Punk
  
  
• What if I feel sad from taking my Mom's ring?
  maybe you should give your moms ring back to her, tell her how you feel about them and how much you love them... let her know that your scared.. she'll like that. I hope you work things out soon...
  
  
• How to tell my parents I've been lying about my grades?
  sad I wish my parents put more pressure on me, all they do is say, as long as I get passing thats fine with them (D) it's like they don't care and I want them to care... any who have you told your mom how you feel with all the pressur shes putting on y...
  
  
• What if I feel bad about lying to my parents?
  tell the truth and say your sorry
  
  
• How to get a tongue piercing without my parents knowing?
  I agree with guru123... except you already did it...lol nm
  
  
• How much weight could I lose by Dec. 22?
  Exercise, jump rope at least 592 jumps every day, 100 sit ups, and do 100 crunches... oh and cut the bad sugar from your diet, like soda and candy bars and ice cream... It truly works. yet you'll loose wait but gain muscle... (it's what I do everyday...
  
  
• What words would you use to describe yourself?
  Observent (sp?) I like to watch people, helps me know them better and understand their ways. oh and random and optomistic (sp?) what about you?
  
  
• What to do about this creepy stalker?
  If it gets bad tell the cops, even if it doesn't he's still herassing (sp?) you, so tell the cops any way, just so they know.
  
  
• Who is more wise: Jesus or King Solomon?
  Jesus being that he was bor on earth was Gods son which made him perfect and more wise, yet known are as wise as god himself
  
  
• How can I start a bible study?
  Do want to have a study or give a study?
  
  
• Is suicide a sin? (0.00%)
  you were given life to live by Jehovah God, why would you destroy that?
  
  
• Is masturbating a sin? (0.00%)
  A youth asked: “Is masturbation an unforgivable sin?” Masturbation is not mentioned at all in the Bible. The practice was common in the Greek-speaking world during Bible times, and several Greek words were used to describe the practice. But not one of ...
  
  
• If God created Earth, who created the other planets?
  God
  
  
• Are all humans capable of committing evil?
  We're all imperfect aren't we? the answer is yes, we all can and we all have
  
  
• Is the Pope a God?
  Man can not be GOD!!! and God frowns upon Idol worship.
  
  
• When and how will the world end?
  No one knows when or how, only Jehovah Does...
  
  
• How long is life after death?
  so basicly your asleep till the New World comes, does that make sence?
  
  
• How long is life after death?
  death is like a candel once you blow out the flame (life) it goes no where, the flame just disapears, you don't go to heaven or hell...
  
  
• How can I get close to God again?
  You make me smile at your question. Do you pray for forgiveness, Jehovah forgives man for he knows that we are imperfect, he holds no grudges. Do you repent from your sins? Jehovah knows what’s in your heart, when you pray say his name, and never do...
  
  
• Do you think the world is coming to end?
  The world is not coming to an end, why would Jehovah create something and then destroy it, you wouldn’t create a master piece and burn it to the ground you’d you? But there will be an end to all wicked things, such as Satan and his demons. Jehovah ...
  
  
• Who is Jesus and why did he come to Earth?
  Jesus is Gods anointed son. Despite the hateful opposition that Jesus experienced, he did God’s will and maintained integrity to death on a torture stake. He thereby paid the ransom price to redeem mankind from the death-dealing consequences of Adam’s...
  
  
• What religious choices will lead to happiness?
  I would say being one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and fallowing his (Jehovah God) word from the Bible is the best way to lead a happy life
  
  
• What is up with visible pantylines?
  we all wear panties and I don't see why girls and guys make such big deals, I mean I'd rather wear my boyshorts then wear butt floss all day... I want to be comfertable (sp?)
  
  
• Why are only some guys circumcised?
  The removal of the prepuce, or foreskin, from the male penis. The Hebrew verb mul (circumcise) is used in a literal and a figurative sense. The Greek noun pe•ri•to•me´ (circumcision) literally means “a cutting around.” “Uncircumcision” is rendered from...
  
  
• Do tongue piercings really cause dental problems?
  yes
  
  
• Where can I get pills to make my girlfriend's butt larger?
  She doesn't disserve you if you think she's not perfect the way she is... for goodness sakes man she’s your girlfriend, and she disserves your respect and much more... Unless she thinks she needs them you need to tell her that you love (or like) her j...
  
  
• What to do when people say you're ugly?
  I’ve learned to deal with who I am, and my flaws. My flaws make me unique and special and well me….? If someone said I were Ugly I would do nothing, but if you can't do that. Look them in the eye and say, well your just one person and that’s y...
  
  
• What is the best acne medication?
  PROACTIV!!! My cousin had horrible acne and she used it constantly and it really went down in just a week or so, just stay away from fudge if that’s what will trigger it lol...
  
  
• How ugly am I?
  No one is ugly especially you, we are all uniquely gorgeous, never look down on your looks, that’s not what matters to people who care deeply about you...
  
  
• How to have other people appreciate me?
  I usualy be myself and hope everyone excepts me for me, if they don't I don't waste my time trying to gain their acceptance...