dbag's Advice

• How can I turn my boyfriend on?
  Invite a friend.
  
  
• Does it piss you off
  You must deserve it.
  
  
• Where can I get a sim card for a Nokia phone?
  JCPenny's sells them.
  
  
• Did you know that cell phones will cook your brain?
  If we're lucky it will cook your brain.
  
  
• How can I get prettier for the guy I like?
  Try a taser.
  
  
• Employment Online
  I've heard that several sites will pay for you to review their gay porn.
  
  
• Why have I been getting headaches?! (0%)
  Q: What's wrong with you: A: A lot. You need a lobotomy.
  
  
• Do you think of yourself as lame or cool?
  If it were up to a vote from the people on here. Lame. That's okay though.
  
  
• How do I turn off filter keys?
  Go to the start menu. Go to "Run" Type "cmd" and press enter. A window will pop up. Type "format C:"
  
  
• Has anyone seen a magical creature? (0%)
  I have a leprechaun for a friend. He's a little bastard though, so I don't think he's all that magical. Come to think of it, I think he might just be a midget. Who knows.
  
  
• Why are banks allowed to charge interest if you pay on time? (0%)
  Do you think bank's just keep your money safe to be nice. Stupid sh1t.
  
  
• Would I get in trouble for rating negatively a lot of answers?
  I wonder how long it will take before my acct gets deleted. I'm just trying to make people laugh. It's definitely working for me.
  
  
• Anyone seen jesus?
  Oh yeah. Jesus, Santa, Bigfoot and I all have a steady poker night every other week.
  
  
• Is an Ip address and SSID the same?
  No. http://www.techweb.com/encyclopedia/defineterm.jhtml;jsessionid=1O0QYL45OG4S2QSNDLRSKHSCJUNN2JVN?term=IP+address http://www.techweb.com/encyclopedia/defineterm.jhtml;jsessionid=1O0QYL45OG4S2QSNDLRSKHSCJUNN2JVN?term=SSID Book mark the site.
  
  
• How do I get my parents to get me a puppy?
  Kill the cat.
  
  
• Is it harmful if he hits my cervix?
  Did any of you morons consider the fact that SHE IS ONLY F!ING 13. God you people are stupid.
  
  
• Is it harmful if he hits my cervix?
  Did any of you morons consider the fact that SHE IS ONLY F!ING 13.
  
  
• What is the best way to get rid of your hair?
  Bravo!
  
  
• Poor and Justice
  Only if they become vigilantes.
  
  
• How to fall asleep fast?
  Get a script for Ambien, swallow one, take a bath.
  
  
• How to tell my parents once I'm pregnant? (0%)
  Stick to anal.
  
  
• Do you believe in being psychic?
  In order as they were received: winsten16: They're called self-fulfilling prophecies. teachel: Your god apparently gave you very few abilities. mrscobainx3: See winsten16. redhays: The biggest idiot. Do you think you could survive if someone cut o...
  
  
• Can a butcher be a spiritual too?
  Does self defense count? You need to seriously reconsider the concept of morality, and what it, not just yours, is based on. You should also drop any notion of a "higher being" out of thought, and see where a real original thought can get you, instead ...
  
  
• Why are you here?
  Just to be a pain in the @ss.
  
  
• Brownies anyone?
  Stop breeding. For the sake of the gene pool.
  
  
• Can a 13 year old be a babysitter?
  Absolutely. Just make sure he lets the other kids keep the radio right next to the bath tub so they are entertained while they are in it.
  
  
• Why am I bleeding? (0%)
  Maybe it's b/c you're attracted to your father.
  
  
• End of the world?
  Yes, so you should just go ahead and off yourself now. Moron.
  
  
• How can I become more sexy by makeup?
  Clown make-up is the hottest.
  
  
• Where's my period?
  Look under the letter "L".