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If it is a hot chick asking say "My penis".
THE EXORCIST!!! A more recent one is The Unborn, which freaked me me out a little bit.
This is stupid. Just open your mouth and tell them you believe in God. Why would you cry unless you are a complete f*ckwit!
When you get paid put half your money away and allow yourself to spend the other half.
if it's about evil vampires call it "Bloody Hell"
That's pretty cool. I like it!
THAT SONG SUCKS!!! HORRIBLY!!! Basic picked chords, the singer sounds like his balls haven't dropped, and has predictable lyrics. An absolute shocker, thank god I didn't pay for it! Thanks Limewire Though I can understand that girls would like it. ...
Ummm, just let it grow. My secret (if it is a secret) is only wash it like once every 2 weeks. It may sound dirty, but it works. My hair is really long and it has been bleached heaps and dyed heaps and is still healthier than a lot of other peoples hair
Nothing. I haven't heard it. But I'll download it now and let you know, lol
Check out my band! @ www.myspace.com/martestband We haven't got any full studio recordings, but the stuff on there is recorder semi-pro and gives you a bit of taste. Sorry for whoring out my band, lol. Otherwise check out, Metallica, Slayer, Crad...
Of course they can, as long as their testicles still produce sperm
It's not too hard, but you will need building permits. You can do it as an owner builder it would cost in the region of $2,500 - $4,000. I used to be a draftsman, so I have some knowledge, but that figure is just a guesstimate. Though I don't know wher...
Ummm, I'm not too sure, I think it was 640 x 480, I just want it to display fairly well on a 17" laptop monitor or 52cm TV screen, I'm not worried about it being crystal clear or anything though, I won't be trying to display it on a 44" Plasma
You could also try "St. Anger" by Metallica
"For f*ck's sake" by Nailbomb Chorus is: For f*ck's sake, leave me alone, Live your life, I'll live mine! or "F.O.A.D" by Pro-Pain Chorus is: Alas the stage is set Revenge!, remorse?, regret? Deny, deny, deny F*ck you, f*ck off and...
Yeah. I'm 24 and wish I was still 8-12. It's amazing how many 15 year olds want kids and don't stop to think how much they'll regret it when they get to their mid 20's... Now I want kids so I can have an excuse to play with lego and slot cars and stuff...
I think Funadvice needs a sister site called stupidquestions.com and that way a lot of the questions that end up on here could be moved to that site...
slowly brush your hair (even lightly) and you should be able to eventually get it out. I had a huge matted knot in my hair and eventually got it out, it took me about 20-30 minutes but I didn't rip heaps of hair out or break mucht
I'm laying in front of the heater trying to find questions I can answer on here. I just helped (ok, slight assumption, lol) a pregnant 15 year old, a 50 year old who just went through menopause and was going to try and help a 24 year old virgin with a ...
Give birth and then go back to school...???
I actually hadn't checked the knowledge base... I didn't think of doing that, lol. I gave it a look though but couldn't find anything. I'm using PowerDirector 6. I just played with the settings again and using DVD SP MPEG-2 352 x 576 I got 10secs ...
Angelina Jolie. I honestly don't know why people find Jessica Alba attractive, she always looks as though she's about to bawl her eyes out. She looks sad and miserable, far from sexy and attractive...
Who knows. Could you elaborate? Maybe you are adopted or maybe you were mixed up with another family's baby at the hospital???
Try spraying orange oil or orange scented spray on your bed, I'm not 100% sure how it works, but I know it does. I think it has something to do with the cat smelling where it going to pee first and it burns the nose hairs or something like that. It doe...
He wouldn't hate you. He's probably just disappointed in you. Just give it some time and he'll be ok
If you want something like Breaking Benjamin try Crossfade Three Days Grace Dope maybe Godsmack too Personally I don't think you can go past Metallica (Pre black album or Death Magnetic) and Slayer (absolutely anything) another awesome band is G...
For any colour to show you need a light base. So you would need to bleach it blonde first.
I'd use Body Bleach, and bleach your body hair blonde. That way it won't be as noticable (I'm assuming that it isn't as thick as pubic hair) Though I'm not sure what sex you are, I'm guessing female though. Some of my female friends use that stuff and ...
Guinea Piggy, Jacko, Beedub, (as in B W, Black White) Gorzatore
Twitchy-poo, Sniggles, Snoo-Snoo, Mr Hoppy Woppy, Bouncer, Fluffy Wuffy, thats all I can think of at the moment
Rabbitty the Rabbit :)
I was thinking about it though and thought maybe it doesn't mention his wife because in those days women weren't as important as men, and didn't have equal rights. So Moses may have thought when he was writing Genesis that no one would be interested or...
So when Moses wrote Genesis he couldn't be bothered writing... (Genesis 4:17) Cain had sexual relations with his wife, Awam and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Then Cain founded a city, which he named Enoch, after his son. ??? A...
it could have been two friends that created the earth or universe did you ever think maybe god had a silent partner???
I've noticed it and my computer is only a month old and was the top model when I purchased it, my net is 8000+ and everything works fine. I think it's just Funadvice. It may have heaps of bugs or a rubbish server or something like that. It also might b...
Oh ok, because it says (Genesis 1:27) "So god created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them" before the end of the 6th day but then after the seventh day it says (Genesis 2:7) "Then th...
Unfortunately it sounds like it's time to format the whole computer and re-install windows, there is a way to save the data on your hdd before you format though
Being in a Metal Band makes you cool, (I mean METAL, not metalcore, screamo, or emocore) Being in any other type of band makes you lame, but thats just my opinion... :)
Stick a D size battery in your ear!!! I dare you, lol. :)
I hate plenty of genres of music, but not music itself. The only thing better than listening to music is playing/making music.
Because they are sheep and following what is currently "In". Baa!!!
Watch Goldeneye, or some Bond films
I love how people post names that she has said she doesn't like already. Read the question properly people
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Death is unique, isn't a ghetto name, and doesn't sound soft. Perfect match! :) Try that or Diablo! They are the only ones I can think of that aren't too cray but still unique. ...unless 'Dezkatore' isn't too crazy, lol
No one can truly answer that. It's the same as ''What is the meaning of life?'' I believe we are here to enjoy life and be happy. But those are my beliefs, and I'm not going to try and force them onto you
They don't add muscle, they feed your muscles
Well people are closed minded because of fear. Most people choose to avoid their fears rather than confront them. I enjoy how you call yourself a Satanist, I admit I used to call myself a "Satanist" because I thought it made me cool and I agreed wit...
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While it's not wrong to be an atheist, I believe, in my opinion, that it is a very negative way way to go through life. I mean how can anyone really be truly happy believing that we are born, we live, we die, and that's it. It kind of defeats the purpo...