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  • religion??
    Now that the smartasses have had their fill... You're looking for the word "Agnostic." Agnosticism is when you believe that their is/are a higher being(s), but you're unsure of what you believe said higher power(s) to be.

  • does anyone live here?
    The mermaid people might live in Canyon Lake ;) Kidding. Sorry, no I don't live there, I'm in the Austin area. I've been to Canyon Lake though, pretty cool place. I want to go scuba diving down there, and see what kinda stuff I can find at the botto...

  • Whats your favorite britney spears song? (0.00%)
    the one where she lost her voice.

  • Can a 14 year old get a job?
    LOUISIANA MINOR LABOR LAW PLACARD TITLE 23, CHAPTER 3 OF REVISED STATUES, OF 1950 AS AMENDED No minor under the age of 18 years shall be employed until the employer has procured and has on file an employment certificate for such minor issued by t...

  • Christmas present ideas
    I was talking about the iPod touch, btw, not the phone. She loves reading, but whenever she finds a book she likes, she instantly goes out and buys the entire series. So it's hard to find something for her that she likes, that she doesn't already ha...

  • what do you like of the following??
    Tazmanian Devil Dexter Holland (Offspring's lead singer) Rue 21 Wolf.

  • Christmas present ideas
    And you girls complain about us guys trying hard ;) lol I got her a $100 video game that she wanted, that's what she found before. I'm thinking Itouch for christmas, but they're so pricey.

  • Christmas present ideas
    All very good ideas, but I didn't mention in my initial post: She gets a massage twice a month already, at the same place she gets manicures and pedicures, not to mention she works in a salon. So... while these are all good ideas, they aren't good g...

  • Discrimination against a Wiccan (0.00%)
    You can't do anything about it. You can try and file for religious discrimination, but the store still reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, unless that wasn't posted somewhere.

  • LAP TOPS again.
    I wouldn't buy any laptops from ebay. I had one.. and it was trash. Incredibly outdated, battery wouldn't hold a charge, keyboard was screwed up, etc. It's better just to go to the store and buy a new screen if you don't mind using a desktop.

  • I have GOT to know!!!
    check your first post.

  • I have GOT to know!!!
    When I was in highschool... We used crunk as a term of getting stoned and drunk.

  • New bands?
    I'll have to check out clutch and earshot. I have all of Dropkick, and was never too big of a fan of Flogging Molly. Damageplan isn't bad, I have all of Spineshanks stuff, and I saw Sevendust in concert. Good, but not quite what I'm in the mood for.

  • Music downloads
    Just go buy it, cheapskate.

  • Do I look "enhanced" (100.00%)
    I don't think you're intentionally sticking your chest out. Looks to me that you've just got your back arched, much like models do. But no, your chest doesn't look "enhanced."

  • Why are people emo? (0.00%)
    emo is pathetic... I can't stand the style. Emo, is not an emotional way of life. Emo is a spawn from punk. It's "the emotional movement of punk" .. which translates to "the winy kids that got beat up by the punks but still want to pretend to fit in"

  • New bands?
    thanks for all the suggestions.. but I'm looking for new. Gorillaz were "cool" when I was in high school, and beastie boys faded out a long time ago. ... and I don't have anything good to say about matchbox 20

  • Great Books?
    I'm partial to supernatural and vampire stories... I'm actually reading the twilight series now. Though not that similar, my favorite book series is the hollows, by Kim Harrison. She's on of those writers that makes you get into the story, and not w...

  • do professionals do clit piercings
    ***Wow - where in the world did you hear that? Funny how people make the stupidest things up about piercings. Obviously you've never had one so I think it's a bit unnecessary for you to say something like that. I've had mine for over a year and 1) wal...

  • christmas gift f0r b0yfriend
    Something electronic. I think it's in us guy's genes. Movies, Video Games, etc. It's a surefire bet.

  • Why are blowjobs so famous now-a-days?
    I'm aware. At the same time though... why do enjoy things like this?

  • do professionals do clit piercings (0.00%)
    I would like to assume that only a professional would, and not an unprofessional, but yes. they do. Depending on the piercing parlor, the price will range. Somewhere between $20-$40 is probably a pretty safe range to assume. It's also good to assume...

  • Why are blowjobs so famous now-a-days?
    you've apparently never received one. And they're not famous now-a-days. They're famous, forever.

  • tatoos peircings
    Tongue piercing is a good one to hide. Nipple piercings if you don't go shirtless. The one guarantee that your parents won't find, are more private areas.. if you catch my drift. Tattoos are a little tougher... A piercing can come out to be hidden,...

  • money...
    babysitting, housework, cleaning, yard work. ..Yea, that's about all I got.

  • Twilight
    actually.. from what I gather. See the movie, then read the book. Books are always better, you don't want to be disappointed.

  • What do you really want for Christmas/Hannuka/Kwansa??
    good luck with that miss america.

  • Best Classic Car from1920 - 1977?
    I drive a '66 mustang. Though I'd prefer the '67. 72' Camaro SS. 1969 Chevy Nova SS.

  • did you like it? (100.00%)
    I planned to not like the movie when I went. I figured it was going to be a pretty adolescent film, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. I was actually just about to log off the computer and go back to reading the book. lol

  • Music help?
    I actually enjoy screamo. I hate emo, but I like screamo. You don't even have to know the words to sing along. lol

  • How to make my game go fast (100.00%)
    Faster processor, more memory, stronger video card. Check the box for recommended specs, it's always better to have the recommended, not just the required.

  • where can I find a list of all different types of physics?
    Types of physics Condensed Matter Physics Atomic, molecular, and optical (AMO) Physics High Energy Physics Astrophysics Applied Physics This link explains them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics#Fields

  • If God is Perfect... (0.00%)
    Do you people research this stuff or make it up as you go along? I'm not a Christian, and never claimed that I was; but I have enough education to discuss topics such as these with thought. God didn't condemn anyone, to anything. He created two ...

  • is this bad 4 your hair?!?!?
    buy a chi hair straightener, make sure to get one with a ceramic heating area. It will always be bad for your hair, but it can always be worse.

  • This is irking my nerves!
    choose a song, choose "download" or "buy"

  • If God is Perfect... (50.00%)
    In a Christian sense, God is perfect. Absolute perfection. He gave humans the right to have free-thought. God created Adam and Eve, he allowed them choices, free-thought. Adam and Eve chose to be impure, imperfect. All human life after Adam and Eve ...

  • will they??
    as long as the back of it doesn't say something like "See ID" or "CID" on it.

  • contacts.
    I love that I have contacts. I had to get glasses when I turned 8 years old, and wore glasses every day, for the rest of my life until I turned 17. I hate glasses. It took me quite a while to get used to being able to touch my eye to put the cont...

  • what are some good comebacks
    lol, I think I like demykaultiz's response. I always say something like "Your momma shoulda swallowed you." Usually shuts 'em up pretty quick.

  • the hardest thing?? (0.00%)
    for me? Standing on it. I'll take inline any day, no boards for me.

  • Would you clone someone that you really loved and you have lost
    No. Things happen for a reason. At the point of creating and taking away life, we are literally assuming the position of a God, or Higher Being. What gives humans the right to "playgod?" As much as we miss people after a death, when you clone ...

  • are they real?
    depends on your definition of "vampire." If you're talking about people like... require blood to feed, don't ever sleep, have no reflection in a mirror, etc. etc. Than no, I don't. If you're talking about Sanguinarians that drink blood for pleasu...

  • what do you prefer? (guyz and gals)
    I've always had a fascination with blondes, but I've only dated one. I tend to find myself happier with brunettes for some reason. though, I don't think it has anything to do with their hair color, and I find neither more attractive than the othe...

  • difference in religions (100.00%)
    not much. Catholics are Christian, not all Christians are Catholics. Catholics are more "by-the-book." They're much more strict on some of the doctrines as well.

  • how do I secretly get an AIM
    Not that I recall, but it's real easy to get caught with it. It starts up the program everytime the computer is rebooted, plus there's a "running man" on the taskbar everytime you use it. Why don't you just wait until the grounding is over with, ...

  • what color
    Unless you want your hair black, regardless you'll have to do highlights first, or completely dye it blonde for any other color to take. Do something wild, it's always fun. I dyed my hair jetblack, with neon red strips through it. Mind you it was a ...

  • Thanksgiving.
    traditions? Sure. University of Texas VS Texas A&M Favorite Dish: Dressing Mine was pretty good this year. Good food, no drama, A&M got creamed though :(

  • anybody? (0.00%)
    Sorry, most of the jokes coming to mind aren't appropriate for this website.

  • would you slide? (50.00%)
    It'd be fun... til you hit the bottom. Let's see... if you look at a rainbow, it goes up into the clouds. Most of your lowest clouds are 6500ft from the ground. So let's say you're sliding down a rainbow that's 6500 feet up. A skydiver falls (belly-to-...

  • jonas brother
    Just a couple more disney kids that will stick around for a few years then fade out with time. Hope they make some big money and invest it wisely.

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