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  • How determine competitive wages?
    divide the amount of hours you work into the amount your employer makes. multiply that by how (on a scale of 1 to 10) much of an asshole your employer is and that should give you the lowest "tolerable competitive" wage that exists for your profession,

  • How do dogs get ticks?
    if you have ticks and let your dog sleep with you then they will probably hop on to your dog.

  • What are your opinions on dog fighting?
    dogfights are great when you are betting on the winner. I made over 350 last week on a pittie named "corncob" man... dont let the name fool you, sounds goofy right? but if you saw the neck of the other dog when the fight was over you would understand!

  • Can you really get money from surveys? (0%)
    sure, and all of those emails you get from nigerians promising millions of dollars in return for your bank account info are real too

  • How denise richards lost baby weight?
    I didnt know she lost it, has she found it yet? oh wait, it was probably finding out tha her husband was patronizing the prostitues of Heidi Fliess

  • How children learn and develop?
    if you are talking about my kids THEY DONT

  • How can I deal with my teenage daughter?
    whenever she talks back to her take ALL of her clothes out of her room and make her wear the same outfit to school for 4 days in a row, this will knock some sence into the little rat. if that doesnt do it, then remove the door from her room so she has...

  • How child support calculated in california?
    110 percent of your income if you are the father, if you are the mother you can just send flowers

  • Do you think Angelisa Alya Marie Salazar is a pretty name?
    sounds like sinus medication, dont screw your daughter over like that! go for something classic, like myrtle

  • What do you think of this tattoo idea? (0%)
    make sure not to put it on your face!

  • Can I refuse esol testing?
    yes but only if you are willing to put out to the TOEFEL teacher, lets hope she does not look like my grandmother!

  • Can I receive bet j on web?
    no but you can probably get a bj on the web

  • If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
    I have wondered this myself, especially when I look at photos of my wife's family. her mother! quite the gorilla, I did not know that they had apes in afganistan but apparently they do, and quite a few! her aunts are even worse. I would love to blo...

  • How can I fix my life?
    the first thing you need to do is start stuffin, your face I mean. eat everything you can get your hands on, then just purge it all, you have a great start being that you have a burgeoning eating disorder...excellant. try purging in 2 gallon zip l...

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