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***go pick up a Catholic Bible (purely for the reason that it has ALL of the books in it) *** ...oh snap... you did NOT just say that...
Multiple choice: A) To remember what you look like B) To show to other people C) To masturbate to D) Any combination of the above
...ask... a... lawyer...
Well, since your parents ARE racist, subjecting you to a hateful environment, this could be interpreted as putting both you and your baby's health at risk. You COULD speak to a lawyer about seeking emancipation on such grounds...
...you... can't be serious... ù___ú
You know how your home has a PHYSICAL address in the real world? Well, your computer has a IP address in the digital (Internet) world. The 32-bit number uniquely identifying a node on a network using Internet Protocol, as defined in STD 5, RFC 791. An...
Jaz... Have you ever wondered just HOW MANY TIMES you'll have to post this information before the world stops asking?
My stomach hurts... and I'm not pregnant... So it COULD hurt if you're pregnant, but it is NOT a definite sign of pregnancy. ...G...O... ...S...E...E... ...Y...O...U...R... ...D...O...C...T...O...R...
***except I havn't told my parents.*** ...they'll find out eventually, you may as well tell them NOW...
...clicking? You mean cracking your knuckles?
...be objective, and unbiased... be Switzerland (neutral) Tell her what you think would be best for HER. The objective is to HELP her, right? You can do that without trying to be 'sweet' ...sugar-coating things will tend to give a person (*cough* es...
If you can't even talk to him about such things... you ARE NOT great friends. And if you refuse to address the issue, then yes... give up. ...H...O...W...E...V...E...R... Before you do, here's another question, what will you do when the NEXT guy come...
*** I highly doubt hell do it anyway... *** ...that's the point...
For starters, you can be less vague when asking for advice. That would help...
***well its a very long story*** Well, tell it to your doctor...
Because sex is primal... its human nature to want it...
That's a little too much time invested for just sex... so you're probably okay...
Thinking about sex isn't being negative... its being A GUY...
Obviously you don't know what you're talking about... u___u
*sigh* Either tell them... or live with it... ...M...A...K...E... ...A... ...C...H...O...I...C...E...
...are you excluding some crucial information from this story?
...then let him do it... you aren't the one killing him... HE is... Blaming someone else for your own suicide is the ULTIMATE act of cowardice. It'll be HIS OWN fault for trying to manipulate you in such a way. He can't control you by making such chil...
Have your service provider block his number...
1) How long have you know him? 2) How long have you been dating him? 3) How long before he told you he loved you?
Someone had to say it... and it's usually me... ù___ú
Howabout you quit whining about your idiot ex, grow some self-respect, and realize that he's worthless. He has NO BUSINESS in your life anymore, and you have NO BUSINESS wasting a thought on him. He cheated on you, which means you will NEVER fully trus...
Somewhere in between, leaning towards the curvy side...
Not particularly... Any physical attraction I would have for her, is deflected by her annoying voice, lousy personality, and her totally pointless and unjustifiable celebrity status. The same can be applied to her sisters, too...
***how would you imagine the world to end?*** The most likely causes would be an E.L.E. caused by either a comet or asteroid... ***do you think its going to end in 2012?*** ...nope...
***So, if someone you were newly dating revealed this to you, would you continue the relationship?*** I wouldn't care... but then again I'm not superficial... ***Now, I know we are not newly dating, but I wonder if that would have changed his mind wh...
...can you prove it?
***he is PERFECT*** No he isn't... he's human... ***I am VERY confused. please help!!*** ...then TALK TO HIM about it...
***I usually don't believe in abortion...*** ...so you're a hypocrite... ***but this is happening to me and it ain't even mine.*** You don't know that, so stop lying to yourself... contraception is NEVER 100% effective, and you also ADMITTED to bein...
TELL HER
...IS he cheating on her?
*** I never have because I am afraid he will be disgusted with me and leave me if he finds out*** ...well, nice to know you think your husband is so superficial...
***And at the same time I feel that if I leave him Im gonna find out that hes been cheating on me or something like that.*** ...SO? Would you rather NOT leave him, and NOT find out he's cheating? You haven't really provided any valid reasons for end...
Your ex is ignorant. You should've told him that his d*ick just got smaller...
***How to know if a woman has a tight vagina*** ...you have sex with her or finger her... ***can a petite have a big vagina ??*** ...yes...
***should I do such ah thing?*** ...no...
There is no average size for LIMP penises, since it varies greatly depending on temperature, humidity, and other factors. The researched average penis size is based on the ERECT state...
Here's a general guideline to follow: NEVER date your friend's ex... ***I would like someone to give me advice on how to make her one of my best friends.*** My advice is NOT to TRY, at all... Friendships happen on their own... thru general compatibi...
What is your question?
Infatuations of this sort aren't healthy. Its also a bad idea in general to get involved with someone you work with. Step 1) Watch a movie called ''He's Just Not That Into You'' Step 2) Accept the fact that he likes you WAY less than you like him Step...
Band = Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Song = Face Down
...depends on the year...
Most cell phones have the ability to store email addresses in the contact list... Add it, then send the picture via text message.
***Ok I know your all going to say ''your to young to have a baby'' or '' its a bad idea''*** Yeah... it IS... ***but to me its not I actually want to get pregnant*** Well, at your age you lack the common sense to know what's best for you. That's pa...
...raise your standards... AND/OR ...try dating a guy who ISN'T your type...
***I don't know what to do..*** ...nothing... You've told him you liked him, that's all you can do. It's HIS decision who he wants to be with. If he's going to be flakey and/or indecisive... then move on...