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burntoutdropout's Advice
Does it REALLY matter?
Lil wayne
It kinda all depends on the weed really... but generally I feel SUPER happy everything is either super funny... or to vast for me to even bother trying to rap my head around ( I am either always laughing or spaced out) my body feels EXTREMLY heavy ...
eh... drugs?
omg... STAY IN SCHOOL! like really... me and five friends decided hey lets all drop out at the same time! and now our lives are rather miserable
well a lot of wii games suck just because of the stupid control... dont get me wron g some games are extremly fun but there arent many... the 360 is a great console if you like FPS and lots of violence and the same goes with the ps3 if you want to ...
alakaline trio-armagedon
yep its bad you got cancer roflmao
whatever you do dont stop eating... I lost like... 20 pounds by starving myself and I gained it all back within a very short period of time... so yeah... diet dont starve!
I have only played once... and it's strange... I can only play on medium when playing the guitar but when playing bass I have no problem on expert
I have only played once... and it's strange... I can only play on medium when playing the guitar but when playing bass I have no problem on expert
nwn2 is my temporary escape from world of warcraft
dont make another shaman! if hyou want a fiun class to level then either level a mage , a warlock, or a priest if you realy like groups... warriors would be fun if they wouldnt die so often rogues a ok although they get pretty repetative around lev...
Lol... morning wood? just jack off man... feels good and it fixes your problem
you shave your balls... VERY VERY VERY VERY CAREFULLY! I knicked myself once... it hurt
Highschool is not difficult... especially freshman year...but uh... highschool can be a bit brutal
I drink a cap of bleach followed by a butt load of water whenever I have to take a drug test
I hide my plants in the attic... I use artificial sunlight and whatnot... but erm... weed does smell so good luck with covering the smell up
Your above average!
Eh... UPS hires felons
simple answer to all your questions... neither exist
If you want to open a "portal" then the best way to do this is to make an attempt to summon a demon!
Kick him out... tough love let the kid learn the hard way... let him get arrested for robbing someone and let him see exactly how great life is behind bars... after he gets out take him back in and see if it made any difference
go apply at UPS they SHOULD hire you
I would most likely buy a bunch of random useless crap that I will never use with no regard to other people's needs
ah the jonas brothers... they are like the N-sync of today!
yeah I know someone who got caught downlaoding charlottes web on ares... I THINK she got 5 years?
Lmao... wow... I wouldnt let my mother spank me... sounds to me like you enjoy it... wich is a bad thing
lol... good luck your 13...
I don't have any turn on spots...
Sweat BO and nerd!
dont get me wrong people... I'm moving out of my grandmothers place first tonight... I have a place to stay and a damn good paying job waiting for me... I was just stuck living with my granmother until I turned 18... and that happened today lol... but ...
erm... you shouldnt be... I mean I know everyone is different and all that but if I dont have sex with my girlfriend for a month or more I hurt her... and I am most certainly no were near being big enough to hurt anyone... you could check yourself?
well see I'm almost sure I know the reason she wants to abort... she is a crack head ( this is the truth I'm not just being mean) and another child means another mouth to feed... and another mouth to feed means less crack... but that brings me to ano...
I think that the older branches of satanism and the occult go hand in hand... most of the old gods of the occult branches are considered demons so... maybe satanism more of a modern day version of the occult...
because unlike the youth of yesterday ( although I highly doubt that we are any different it really all comes to down to the enviorment you grew up in) WE refuse to be brainwashed by our bible thumping parent (^_^) we have a mind of our own...
ok... say your a punk... to be punk is to be an anarchist... satan is the original anarchist... so in a way you ARE satan... kinda...
your pretty much just going to feel empty inside until you realize that no god can help you... only you can help you... after you figure this out... THEN try looking for your god again...
the whole "tell her how you feel" thing is WAY easier said than done... *sigh* I'll see her tomorow... maybe ill let her know how I feel then... thakns fo rthe advice!
... playing with the clitoris always gets the job done for me...
eh... I dont hate you.. but im sure there are some ignorant folks that do... for the life of me I cant see why they would...
mikeh has a good point I'm a teenager and I would still be having sex regardless of any dirty commercial
lubrication... and its not just for hand jobs... lube helps out with the whole anal thing (^_^)
... platapus... I know people that eat squirrels... but I have never heard of anyone frying up a platapus!
I get high... it makes everything a hell of a lot less boring
there are some instances were I have been able to see into the near future... I dont think it is a sixth sense because a work buddy of mine tought me how to do it... ( he claims it is a god given gift but low and behold im athiest) anyways... all I...
the bible is just a close minded explanation of existance... think on a larger scale people!
different guys notice different things... but me... the first thing I notice is a girls eyes...
world of warcraft hands down... you get what you pay for
heheh... thanks to everyones "get a job at ups" advice... I now have a job!