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  • Know any good jokes? (100.00%)
    I have one, but it's kind of inappropriate. Its a joke about President Bush, but if you like him, I by all means respect your opinion! Why is it that when Bush and Laura have sex Bush is always on the bottom? Because he can only f*ck up!

  • Worst death
    Burning for sure because it slowly eats away at your skin while you are still in pain and then you bleed everywhere and you hurt so much! it can take hours to die of burning so it would be a terribly slow and very painful death...

  • Could someone tell me how to pray? (100.00%)
    Well, there is no "real" way to pray to God, and there is no right or wrong. I am Jewish, so we say most of our prayers in hebrew, but the translation would be something like "Please dear God thank you for this wonderful meal of which you bestow upon u...

  • How do you get smilies on the advice you give?
    Yes, just like odal said! : ( but without spaces is :( : ) but without spaces is :) : o but without spaces is :o ; ) but without spaces is ;) Also, you can make hearts by doing this: but with no spaces so you literally do this symbol without an...

  • Better singer: Lily Allen or Amy Winehouse?
    Lily Allen, definitely!! Amy Winehouse really bugs me! I don't like her hair, her music, or her drug/alcohol addiction! lol :)

  • What color wedding dresses are in fashion nowadays?
    Like babygirl1220 said, it is YOUR wedding so whatever you choose will be amazing!!! Pick what YOU love and what will make YOU enjoy your colors and dress more!!! I can, however, give you some suggestions. Dresses are still gorgeous and in style in sha...

  • When did Jane Goodall die?
    She's still alive, silly!

  • What is the safest prettiest piercing to do at home?
    Well, I think you should get it done professionally. Unless you know exactly how to do it and sterilize the needle, chances are it will get infected. Also, nothing is worth getting pierced if your mom makes you take it out. It is like physical pain wit...

  • Would you rather be eaten by ants or a lion?
    Well, I would choose a lion any day!!! No matter how soft their teeth are, they know how to kill prey quickly so they can eat them. With ants, they would crawl all over you and I would die slowly. :)

  • Do you have a sidekick?
    nope! but I do have an EnV :)

  • What is the tv show "lost" about?
    Thanks so much, especially Steph! love you, steph! xoxo :)

  • What is your favorite?
    1. Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis 2. Kite Runner or anything with Orlando Bloom! lol I'm a sucker for british boys :) 3. Jordin Sparks or Taylor Swift 4. A store called Mango (but sadly only in Europe) 5. Pasta or chocolate chip cookies 6. Strings 7....

  • How do I find the area of a slope?
    Yes, the slope is the steepness of the line! But you might be thinking of how to find the slope if there are two other lines that could connect with it to form a triangle. In this case, you would use: A squared + B squared = C squared If you ...

  • What is this song called?
    Yeah that it!! Thanks so much :)

  • Is it ok to sleep in the same bed as a parent?
    Yes! lol when my dad travels for business, I sometimes sleep with my mommy in her bed (and by sleep I mean actually sleep not the perverted way, of course!) She has an awesome bed, and it's huge! lol it's fine, don't listen to any perverts who tell you...

  • What to eat when I'm sick?
    Thanks yall! Now that I actually have some food in my tummy that isn't leaving my tummy any time soon (I hope!), I can function somewhat normally now! Or at least as close to normal as I can get...lol thanks again :)

  • Making hearts on computer?
    mwah!!!

  • How do you block someone?
    You go to their profile page and on the left hand side, there is a little blue button that says, "Block this user." Click on that and you should be all set! If she every says anything really inappropriate, you can report her to an advisor :) And I edit...

  • Wet 2 Straight straighteners (100.00%)
    Well, it kind of burns your hair, so it's not very good for you or your hair. You will get broken ends and really dry hair. I would recommend using a Conair hair dryer with a brush attachment. It is a blow dryer with a brush so you brush your hair as y...

  • What's your favorite day of the week?
    I like Sundays a lot! lol I think its fun to finish up a nice, relaxing weekend and get ready for another fun week ;)

  • Republican party color and symbol
    Thanks, yall! :)

  • Spanish Recipes?
    Si, es verdad, sourkiss. Estoy muy impresionada que puedes hablar espanol! Lo siento, mi espanol no es muy bueno, solo estoy tomando clases en mi escuela! Pero gracias otra vez :)

  • What is the equivalent of "Bon Appetit" in Spanish?
    okay thanks! :)

  • How do you clean shoe laces?
    Throw them in the dishwasher or scrub them in your sink and then let them soak overnight! lol what a random question :) I like it!

  • Spanish Recipes?
    ooh muchas gracias! Creo que es que voy a hacer. No hay muchas ingredientes, entonces va a ser facil! :)

  • What haircut to get?
    Well, I was looking at your pictures, and I think with your face and body frame you would look really good with this hairstyle... http://bangs.hairresources.net/jennifer_garner_hair_styles_bangs.jpg Good luck! :)

  • Baby Girl Name
    Personally, I like Brooke better. I always have thought its an adorable name for any age! Cheyenne reminds me of country movies for some reason! Hmm...going to have to figure that one out! lol well I love Brooke, but it's your daughter and both names ...

  • Do you sing in the car?
    only like ALL THE TIME!!! lol :)

  • Dating and the internet
    Well, you have to be careful. Remember that there are internet predators EVERYWHERE that talk people into meeting them just so they can hurt/rape/kill them. I don't mean to scare you, but it's true!! If you feel like you trust the guy and he trusts you...

  • How many kids do you want?
    I want 4 or 6, I love big families :)

  • Who are these people? (100.00%)
    Miley Cyrus (the daughter of Billy-Ray Cyrus) is on a Disney Channel TV Show called "Hanna Montana" where she plays a girl who is a famous popstar but lives a double life as a normal teenager. She sings and is also known as "Hanna Montana" John Cenn...

  • How many languages can you say "hello" in?
    geriann-you forgot to say them, silly! :)

  • How many languages can you say "hello" in?
    By the way, for me it's 4!!! French-Bonjour English-Hello Spanish-Hola Hebrew-Shalom

  • What do you do before you answer the questions?
    It depends. If there are either tons of answers, or only a few but very lengthy answers, I may not read all of them. However, like kiasu said, sometimes people just give the same advice which isn't very helpful to the asker. Either way, as long as you ...

  • Am I too small for my age
    Well, it's possible that you just have a very fast metabolism, which will work in your favor! As long as you eat and exercise, you will be fine and healthy! Good luck! :)

  • Making hearts on computer?
    you bet!

  • Making hearts on computer?
    Yes it worked!!! Thanks everyone!!!

  • Making hearts on computer?


  • Making hearts on computer?
    Is there a way to do it on Macs???

  • Making hearts on computer?
    Darn its not working! :(

  • Making hearts on computer?
    Aww man!! let me try it again ;&

  • Making hearts on computer?
    Okay lets see if that worked!!

  • Best place to live or where you been
    Definetely Israel!! But as far as in the US, I loved NYC!!! I don't think I would want to live there, though. Just visit :) I love living in Colorado, though. They have everything!

  • Is the media racist? (100.00%)
    I agree with you completely, and I think the media is really playing towards its audience. Like you said, maybe they only report them because they are the "all American girls" that general audiences wanted to hear about. They want to hear about their n...

  • How to get emoticons
    Yes just remember to not put a space in between! :) :( ;)

  • Should we get an Old English Sheepdog?
    Thanks so much, Phrannie! You helped tons!! :)

  • What is there too much of? (100.00%)
    Carbon dioxide, and bad people in this world!!!

  • Cheap and fun school fundraisers? (100.00%)
    Have a silent auction with only things from the teachers! For example, have a Chipotle/Qdoba lunch, a free homework pass, a break-the-dress-code day, and things like that! The things you auction off won't cost you anything, so you can use all of the mo...

  • School Spirit (100.00%)
    Well, I'm in 9th grade and last year I was on student council, and I have to tell you that it is going to be hard to get them excited. However, what we used to do was have a fundraiser within a spirit week. They would pay to break the dress code. For e...

  • How to be a great man?
    Well, as William Shakespeare said, "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And others, have greatness thrust upon them." I'm sure you are a great man. Whichever way you obtained greatness, I'm sure its in you and you j...

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