blaxicanmami1's Advice

• What are some really funny jokes?
  y does a chicken coop hav 2 doors? b-cuz if it had 4 doors,it would b a chicken sedan! lol ok,it probly aint vry funny,but its de best i got. im not a funny person,so cut me sum slack. lol :))
  
  
• How do I lose weight?
  well 1st off,it aint terrible. & i really admire how u could say ur weight on herr,but it aint terrible. i weigh over 200lbs 2! but i LOVE IT! idk y ur complainin,bein 'fluffy' aint a crime. matter-of-fact,itz damn near de sexii-est thing alive! lol ...
  
  
• Am I overweight for my age and height?
  shoot no! boy,u iz healthy. if u google BMI calculators,itll tell u if u healthy or not. u iz.
  
  
• Am I over or underweight?
  no,ur normal. if u google BMI calculators,u put n yo weight,itll tell u. but i cheked,& ur normal
  
  
• SEX TOY!?!?!?!
  guh,if u dnt wnt it,tell him 2 get de fuk off! u shouldnt hav 2 b forced into screwin him! & if he dnt like,tell him he can leave it. tell him,u dnt wnt 2,& if he doesnt respect dat,den its time yall tlk. he may not b de rite 1.
  
  
• Can black hair be colored by using store bought hair color dye?
  go 2 a supply store,& look 4 a bottle,there small,& it should say,''brown rinse''. or wateva color,dnt buy dye,buy hair rinses. there healther 4 ur hair,dey hav sum kinda condioning hair shine. it wrked 4 me!
  
  
• Anyone like Chris Brown or Pretty Ricky?
  HELL YEA!! i LOVE chris brown! & pretty ricky! especially,spectacular! omg! dey r SOO sexii! lmao!
  
  
• Can someone dress sexy but not slutty? (50%)
  hell yea! lol. i do it all de time. u jus hav 2 kno de limits. lets say u wore a mini skirt,were a shirt dat covers yo stomach,aint 2 tight around de boobs,but on sum cute heels,were simple jelwery. u should b all set.
  
  
• fingering
  well,it d-pends. put ur finger on yo pus*y. den u jus kinda go along wit it..do wat u think iz rite. ur bodii will let u kno wat 2 do,& how 2 do it.