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  • Why does anyone care if I kill myself?
    what was that! be expeditious about it! do it if you are going to do it! whats with all this crying out for help stuff! if you really wanted to kill yourself then you would have done it by now! you are a punk if you kill yourself! you gave up! f...

  • Will my wisdom teeth mess up my whole mouth?
    you are asking us like we are dentists cuz! i had like 2 wisdom teeth pulled! i had braces and i went to the dentist alot as a kid! it is my understanding that most people get wisdom teeth! if i were you when you are inquisitive about your teeth th...

  • Can bench pressing alter your height?
    because you are only 13 then you still have some growing to do! so when you hit the weights you don't want to hit them too hard! mostly you want to do cardio! do not lift for power lift for tone and once you get to about 15 1/2 to 16 years of age th...

  • Trapped in a sexless relationship
    listen playboy! be straight up with her! let her know you wanna hit that booty about 3 times a night! the truth will set you free! when 2 people like each other then they are gonnal wanna sex each other! its not about sex being all that, its about...

  • First Love took me for $40,000 how could a relationship end up like this?
    listen playboy! you need to be doing that to her not her doing that to you! find the movie American Pimp! you will be enlightened!

  • Is it that I just don't want to orgasm?
    you will know when you bust hard because you will be exhausted and you will want to stop for real!

  • Why was he so mean to me in email?
    if you really want to hurt a dude you know what to do! tell him his stuff is like super small and thats what you heard or witnessed or something to that effect!

  • Am I too horny?
    o.k. but baby what is it? is it that you want to get him off or is it that you want to get off because if its that you want to get him off then just lick his balls! but if its that you want to get off then you probably need to masturbate! i had girl...

  • How can I stop thinking about my cousin?
    if you love her trust me she knows you love her and she is probably just waiting for you to make a mistake so she can humiliate you. trust me dude get the heck out of there and fast. but the thought is hot though! just remember adam and eve and the ...

  • Should I stay or should I go?
    if ol' boy has a house and needs painting and furniture then he don't have a house and you are about to be on forensic files! better chill baby!

  • Why can't my man get hard?
    this what you do baby! turn on a light fan and face it toward the bed! you want a cool room, not cold but cool! both of yall get naked! lick his balls until the cows come home while he jacks off vigoursly! this will prepare him for demolition derby!

  • How do you make out? (0%)
    your a little too young to be exchanging d.n.a.!

  • How do I make my ex jealous? (0%)
    silliness becomes you.

  • Why would sex make a penis hurt?
    for real because i don't know what you are talking about. if his stuff hurts then it could be for any number of reasons. if your stuff hurts then yall' probably need more foreplay.

  • How do I get over the guy who turned me down?
    if someone is not interested in me that pretty much makes it their loss and i figure they are not the person i thought they were. see i figure since they didn't want me then they must be retarded so i wouldn't want a retarded person so they can just g...

  • How can I make my vagina tight?
    what is it freaking huge or what? there are some machines in various fitness clubs that may assist but it is my understanding that a lack of sex will make some women shrink down there!

  • What's a good 1-year anniversary present? (0%)
    mercedes-benz SLR McClaren!

  • What do you people think of Sanjaya leaving American Idol?
    who? sugar britches! he only has a couple of notes he can hit! at any other octive he is really exposed!

  • How can I hack into someone's Myspace? (0%)
    myspace represents everything that is pure and right and wholesome! and yall' want to destroy it! it hurts!

  • Can I take cytogainer and muscle milk together?
    just pump iron baby and chill on the chemicals!

  • How can I lose 20lbs by June?
    without passing out? i don't think so! but we can get you in the ball park! lots of cardio and protein shakes! don't over do it or we will most definitely see you at the crossroads!

  • Can I notarize for my son?
    if he is under the age of 18 then it won't matter because he is not old enough to enter into a contract that is binding!

  • How can I get my Mom to cut me loose?
    become a brain surgeon and say lookey what i can do! you might want to try getting out of that po duk town and you might be a little young to get married! one wrong move at this point and its over for you. but you do have your entire life ahead of ...

  • How can I fit in when I'm not rich?
    the birds of a feather flock together! it depends on the type of person you are! all of my freinds are well to do! i am a broke-ass but all of my freinds must have me around! so they just pay for my drinks and food and thats o.k. with them! it all...

  • How many calories should I eat to lose weight?
    its not necessarily how much you eat but what you eat! the low carb thing is pretty cool! but you need to stay active! walk, run, basketball, it don't matter! do something! and don't get hung up on people looking at you because these days everybod...

  • How do I housebreak my puppy? (100%)
    first off that is hilarious! second off this is the deal! when you get up in the morning take the dog outside for a piss! then feed it outside if need be because right after it eats it will want to poop for real! after that you should be cool! 12 ...

  • How can I stop my teacher without hitting him?
    a little bit of self control is all you need! it would appear as if the instructor is attempting to challenge you! step up to the challenge and remain professional and respectful as a student should! don't trip on the little stuff! dude its a freak...

  • Can I make my nose smaller without surgery?
    negative! make everything else look bigger!

  • Can cops follow you and pull you over for nothing?
    first of all the officer in question is probably going to say he saw you acquire the alcoholic beverage or he was notified of it being in your possession! he is going to say that this was probable cause to initiate the vehicle traffic stop in and of i...

  • How do you change the head gasket on a Mercedes OM-352 engine
    the first thing you need to do is to perform a flux capacitor analysis on your equipment! once this is completed then you need to adjust and calibrate your feeler gadges for head gasket maintenance! once this is done you should be good to go!

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