Chocolate rain?
Tay Zonday's song in my opinion is about racism. And how people try to deny its existence in modern America.
Some of the lyrics seem out of place but here are the first 4 stanzas:
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Ra...
Toothache help!
Orajel (use as directed) and make an emergency appointment to have it pulled. If it isn't too deteriorated it's not too much $. And you may be able to go to a free clinic that will do it.
Good Luck!!
Why does my new profile take so long to load?
Mine takes 2 sec. because it is plain vanilla. I have noticed that the profiles with all the fancy colors and rearranged look take a long time.
I guess that's the price you pay.
What causes frequent urination? (100.00%)
Steph, probably UTI, but also some other things. Wolf and your mom are right, have it checked out.
Good Luck!!
ps - UTI is easily curable.
I messed up and smoked weed
Either you can just stop, or you can't because you are addicted. I'm assuming the latter or you wouldn't be asking.
IF you are really ready to stop, call MA (Marijuana Anonymous) and they will help you. You can get their number by calling Alcoholics A...
Girlfriend had sex and I didn't were a condom
LOVEDOC, I hope you get this.
Emergency contraceptive (morning after pill) is called 'Plan B' and should be available from any pharmacy in the US WITHOUT a prescription. A guy OR a girl can buy it, but the buyer must be 18 or over. If the person that ...
How to make more eggs?(100.00%)
A woman usually only releases a single egg at a time, although she may release more than one egg during her cycle. Multiple eggs are usually either because of hormone treatments, or genetics (e.g. twins that run in a family).
Hope this helped.
Good L...
Birth control patch
Meanwhile, use condoms until you find the pill (or whatever) thats right for you.
Stay safe, Play safe.
Good Luck!!
I need help with these fleas
Fleas lay lots of eggs that can still be around later to hatch, so you may have to repeat.
ALSO ... fleas will infest the kittens bedding, and everything else nearby, so that will have to be treated also.
Good Luck!!
And good for you and your son fo...
Peeing in the shower!
Most do, at least guys. (Don't admit to this to your girlfriends. They will freak out.)
It will not cause any disease. Pee is free of most germs because it comes from the kidneys, and they filter out germs.
What do you all think about tatoos on girls?
Tattoos are fine, but don't get a large one across the small of your back. Those are called Tramp Stamps for a good reason. Most porn starlets have them.
Small ones are good. If you are going into any type of professional job, large obvious tattoos a...
I dont know..
And please, for your sake, start using a condom IMMEDIATELY, and think strongly about birth control pills also.
Pregnancies can occur at ANY time during your cycle, although they are least likely at the time of your period.
How do I make my boobs bigger?
My goodness. You're 13. You have many years to go before you reach your final size. Besides, there really isn't much you can do about it. Some (very few actually) women get a little more fullness when they go on birth control pills, but basically your ...
Hard to be a Christian
If you are trying to SHOW it, that's pride.
Just live it quietly. The idea should be to be a good example, not a flag waver.
Seeking Windows Help
If you want 98SE you will have to find someone who has the update, or better yet the install program.
E-bay possibly.
Good Luck!!
Full or empty?
Just trying to sidestep the whole half-full / half-empty question by looking at it from a different angle.
Question about puberty
Killbox is right. All men have a build up of fluids that are released in one way or another.
I need a job
An excellent list is one provided by Amblessed (kudos)-
cut and paste this link:
http://www.funadvice.com/q/will_anyone_hire_me
Good Luck!!
drug test (possibly)
If that was your only time - 3 or 4 days and it will be undetectable.
If you are a heavy, habitual, daily user 7-8 WEEKS.
You should be fine.
How do I file for taxes?(100.00%)
1.) As long as it is simple (one job, no deductions, etc) the short form instruction manual works.
2.) Have a friend that you trust help you the first time.
3.) Most software programs are very linear and ask you all the questions you need to answer.
...
Counseling how to ask???
Tell her that you need to see your family doctor because of - whatever - and then tell your doctor. He / She will help you.
Good Luck!!
Conferderate money.
You will have to take them to a dealer to find out if they are the real thing.
hotline???
They do take anonymous tips.
Two other hotlines are
1-800-656-HOPE the number for RAINN (rape, abuse, & incest nat'l network)
and
1-800-4ACHILD Child Abuse Hotline.
chuck woolery?(100.00%)
'Naturally Stoned' by The Avant Garde of which he was a member.
suicide
The decision to commit suicide usually occurs while the person is in a deep depression. And depression is something that - with work and drugs - can be overcome. But (obviously) not if the person is dead.
Imagine a person wanting to commit suicide w...
Full or empty?
I see the glass as being larger than needed.
Is there a chance of being pregnant?
Either the doctor or the instructions that came with the pills should have said to wait one full cycle before you are safe.
Three and a half weeks ago you were - or thought you were - pregnant. Now you are worried again.
Slow down and take a deep bre...
is it possible to get a smaller foot?
Your body size is what it is.
No amount of hocus pokus will change that.
Your skeleton is not going to change size just to suit you.
Unexplained headaches/migraines? Help
It's not unusual to feel a little faint when standing up quickly, but not when you sit down. And if you did actually faint for no reason that is a very strong sign that you should see your doctor as soon possible. It could be that you are experiencing ...
I plan not to transfer to a 4 year college is this ok?(100.00%)
It depends on what you are going to do with your life and career. Anything professional means you are going to need at least a Bachelor's degree. (At a manufacturing plant I worked at, you need a BA or BS to be a supervisor.)
In short, if you use the...
Drug tests
If you are a very light smoker (a jay only once or twice a month) the THC will be out of your blood / urine in 3-4 days. A moderate smoker will take a week or more and a heavy, long time smoker takes months to clear their system. THC is fat soluble, so...
Trying to get a passport, but my dads being a butt...
Go to Child and Family services. They should be able to help you.
.
By the way, how come your Dad has primary care over you, but you haven't seen him in a year. Maybe it's time that your Mom got custody. Child and Family Services might be able to adv...
after we have sex?
The pill is 99%+ effective.
Condoms are 96-97% effective.
Tampons have NO effect on preventing pregnancy.
Rhythm method and pull out method are somewhat better than going all the way. (The technical term for a woman that uses the rhythm method is - ...
Pregnancy, and orgasms.(83.33%)
See your doctor. You need to be getting prenatal care, and your doctor is the only one who could answer this question.
Can a cat and a dog have a baby?
No, because they are too different. However, if the two were more closely related (horse & donkey = mule, lion & tiger = liger) they might produce offspring, but those offspring are always sterile.
whats the legal age to babysit?
I don't know, but in PA the Red Cross gives a course on babysitting and you have to be 13 or older to attend, so I'm guessing - 13.
Morning after pill
In PA it's $10-40. Not real cheap, but a LOT, LOT, LOT cheaper than the alternatives.
Also it's effectiveness goes from 85% (if used immediately) to 75% (if used 3-4 days after you 'did it'.) It works by preventing the egg from being released from you...
Can anyone tell me how to do donald duck's voice?(100.00%)
First, let me say how sorry I am that you lost a friend. I'm sure you are feeling sorrowful at his passing. I'm glad that you are choosing to remember him with the fun and unique things that you two shared.
.
I can do it but I can't explain how. All ...
Olympic Swimming
Yup. It stops the fogging. Scuba divers do the same thing with their masks.
Does the bench press make your boobs bigger?
Breast tissue lies on top of your chest muscles, so while building your muscles might firm your breasts, it won't make them much bigger. And if you go crazy with muscle building you will increase the level of testosterone in your blood which will count...
Too much working out will cause damage?
You hear that in relation to extreme workouts in very young teens and pre-teens.
It is not referring to what a person would normally do on their own. It's has more to do with intense training for Olympic class competition.
Samuria or Ninja?
Samurai, they have an honor code to follow within society. Ninja is cooler though.
Isaac Hayes dead?
I liked his voice in his songs and as Chef. I was sorry to see him go from South Park, but he was upset over some of the episodes.
Chef wasn't funny as much as a mentor to the kids, and yes, I think he was hypocritical. It was fine to poke fun at reli...
bimjob's Advice page 8
Ya. Thanks from me also. I now have a thousand more time wasters. ;)
TGI Fridays and their Jack Daniels Chicken and Shrimp!!
Tay Zonday's song in my opinion is about racism. And how people try to deny its existence in modern America. Some of the lyrics seem out of place but here are the first 4 stanzas: Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Ra...
Orajel (use as directed) and make an emergency appointment to have it pulled. If it isn't too deteriorated it's not too much $. And you may be able to go to a free clinic that will do it. Good Luck!!
Even if you could, Getting those two things will get you lower rates on insurance, and may even teach you skills that could keep you alive. I'm just saying. Good Luck!!
Mine takes 2 sec. because it is plain vanilla. I have noticed that the profiles with all the fancy colors and rearranged look take a long time. I guess that's the price you pay.
Steph, probably UTI, but also some other things. Wolf and your mom are right, have it checked out. Good Luck!! ps - UTI is easily curable.
Either you can just stop, or you can't because you are addicted. I'm assuming the latter or you wouldn't be asking. IF you are really ready to stop, call MA (Marijuana Anonymous) and they will help you. You can get their number by calling Alcoholics A...
LOVEDOC, I hope you get this. Emergency contraceptive (morning after pill) is called 'Plan B' and should be available from any pharmacy in the US WITHOUT a prescription. A guy OR a girl can buy it, but the buyer must be 18 or over. If the person that ...
A woman usually only releases a single egg at a time, although she may release more than one egg during her cycle. Multiple eggs are usually either because of hormone treatments, or genetics (e.g. twins that run in a family). Hope this helped. Good L...
Meanwhile, use condoms until you find the pill (or whatever) thats right for you. Stay safe, Play safe. Good Luck!!
Fleas lay lots of eggs that can still be around later to hatch, so you may have to repeat. ALSO ... fleas will infest the kittens bedding, and everything else nearby, so that will have to be treated also. Good Luck!! And good for you and your son fo...
Most do, at least guys. (Don't admit to this to your girlfriends. They will freak out.) It will not cause any disease. Pee is free of most germs because it comes from the kidneys, and they filter out germs.
Tattoos are fine, but don't get a large one across the small of your back. Those are called Tramp Stamps for a good reason. Most porn starlets have them. Small ones are good. If you are going into any type of professional job, large obvious tattoos a...
And please, for your sake, start using a condom IMMEDIATELY, and think strongly about birth control pills also. Pregnancies can occur at ANY time during your cycle, although they are least likely at the time of your period.
My goodness. You're 13. You have many years to go before you reach your final size. Besides, there really isn't much you can do about it. Some (very few actually) women get a little more fullness when they go on birth control pills, but basically your ...
If you are trying to SHOW it, that's pride. Just live it quietly. The idea should be to be a good example, not a flag waver.
If you want 98SE you will have to find someone who has the update, or better yet the install program. E-bay possibly. Good Luck!!
Just trying to sidestep the whole half-full / half-empty question by looking at it from a different angle.
Killbox is right. All men have a build up of fluids that are released in one way or another.
An excellent list is one provided by Amblessed (kudos)- cut and paste this link: http://www.funadvice.com/q/will_anyone_hire_me Good Luck!!
If that was your only time - 3 or 4 days and it will be undetectable. If you are a heavy, habitual, daily user 7-8 WEEKS. You should be fine.
1.) As long as it is simple (one job, no deductions, etc) the short form instruction manual works. 2.) Have a friend that you trust help you the first time. 3.) Most software programs are very linear and ask you all the questions you need to answer. ...
Tell her that you need to see your family doctor because of - whatever - and then tell your doctor. He / She will help you. Good Luck!!
You will have to take them to a dealer to find out if they are the real thing.
Nuts
They do take anonymous tips. Two other hotlines are 1-800-656-HOPE the number for RAINN (rape, abuse, & incest nat'l network) and 1-800-4ACHILD Child Abuse Hotline.
'Naturally Stoned' by The Avant Garde of which he was a member.
The decision to commit suicide usually occurs while the person is in a deep depression. And depression is something that - with work and drugs - can be overcome. But (obviously) not if the person is dead. Imagine a person wanting to commit suicide w...
I see the glass as being larger than needed.
Either the doctor or the instructions that came with the pills should have said to wait one full cycle before you are safe. Three and a half weeks ago you were - or thought you were - pregnant. Now you are worried again. Slow down and take a deep bre...
Your body size is what it is. No amount of hocus pokus will change that. Your skeleton is not going to change size just to suit you.
It's not unusual to feel a little faint when standing up quickly, but not when you sit down. And if you did actually faint for no reason that is a very strong sign that you should see your doctor as soon possible. It could be that you are experiencing ...
It depends on what you are going to do with your life and career. Anything professional means you are going to need at least a Bachelor's degree. (At a manufacturing plant I worked at, you need a BA or BS to be a supervisor.) In short, if you use the...
If you are a very light smoker (a jay only once or twice a month) the THC will be out of your blood / urine in 3-4 days. A moderate smoker will take a week or more and a heavy, long time smoker takes months to clear their system. THC is fat soluble, so...
Thanks to all who answered this.
Go to Child and Family services. They should be able to help you. . By the way, how come your Dad has primary care over you, but you haven't seen him in a year. Maybe it's time that your Mom got custody. Child and Family Services might be able to adv...
The pill is 99%+ effective. Condoms are 96-97% effective. Tampons have NO effect on preventing pregnancy. Rhythm method and pull out method are somewhat better than going all the way. (The technical term for a woman that uses the rhythm method is - ...
When the s hits the fan, just be supportive to L.
See your doctor. You need to be getting prenatal care, and your doctor is the only one who could answer this question.
No, because they are too different. However, if the two were more closely related (horse & donkey = mule, lion & tiger = liger) they might produce offspring, but those offspring are always sterile.
I don't know, but in PA the Red Cross gives a course on babysitting and you have to be 13 or older to attend, so I'm guessing - 13.
In PA it's $10-40. Not real cheap, but a LOT, LOT, LOT cheaper than the alternatives. Also it's effectiveness goes from 85% (if used immediately) to 75% (if used 3-4 days after you 'did it'.) It works by preventing the egg from being released from you...
First, let me say how sorry I am that you lost a friend. I'm sure you are feeling sorrowful at his passing. I'm glad that you are choosing to remember him with the fun and unique things that you two shared. . I can do it but I can't explain how. All ...
No.
Yup. It stops the fogging. Scuba divers do the same thing with their masks.
Breast tissue lies on top of your chest muscles, so while building your muscles might firm your breasts, it won't make them much bigger. And if you go crazy with muscle building you will increase the level of testosterone in your blood which will count...
You hear that in relation to extreme workouts in very young teens and pre-teens. It is not referring to what a person would normally do on their own. It's has more to do with intense training for Olympic class competition.
Samurai, they have an honor code to follow within society. Ninja is cooler though.
I liked his voice in his songs and as Chef. I was sorry to see him go from South Park, but he was upset over some of the episodes. Chef wasn't funny as much as a mentor to the kids, and yes, I think he was hypocritical. It was fine to poke fun at reli...