bargain_brat's Advice page 2

• How do I meet Miley Cyrus?
  I'm pretty sure she'd never want to meet anyone who went online begging to find her. Freaky!
  
  
• Does anyone else have fat days?
  Nope!
  
  
• How long does cocaine stay in your baby's system?
  U must not care about your baby. Poor thing.
  
  
• Did you want the Patriots to win? (100.00%)
  don't count those chickens before they hatch babe.
  
  
• Did the Giants ruin your weekend?
  wooohooo Giants! That must have tasted really bad for the Patriots.
  
  
• Why aren't gym memberships free?
  We dont deserve things for free. We should work for what we get. The sense of entitlement shocks me.
  
  
• How to see the text message?
  Chill out dude, try again later.
  
  
• Does John Cena have a girlfriend or fiancee?
  who cares? This question is asked a lot!
  
  
• How to get urine out of a mattress?
  Febreeze
  
  
• Has anyone on here done a quija board?
  Yep! Nothing happened.
  
  
• Are the Harlem globe trotters real games?
  I always wondered bout the other team 2.
  
  
• Did forgetting to take birth control mean I could be pregnant?
  how can you forget 2 take 5 in a row?
  
  
• How can I tell if my mouse is a boy or girl?
  Give it your phone number. If it doesnt call u, its a boy.
  
  
• Do I look cute? (100.00%)
  U look like one of the mafia guys sons.
  
  
• Why do dogs lick your legs after the bath?
  because you have water on u, and they are thirsty.
  
  
• Does anyone know a website to read sex stories?
  www.literotica.com