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Some G.I. Joes and a box of Crayons. =D I can't remember what 12 year old boys like (that was like, half my life ago). But I can say that you could probably get him just about anything and he'll like, because its from you. Just buy a Bracelet,...
lol, he wants to to head him? or give him head? Giving him 'head' would be oral sex. To head him would be...well it just doesn't make much sense to me.
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Well I look at it this way, if this girl is already sexually active and seeking advice, theres nothing we can say to reverse her decisions. All we can do is make some mild, mature replies to push her or any other young person to at least practice safe...
I'm asian, well half, and woman of all sorts find my looks quite revolting. From afar I get girls hootin and hollerin for me, then once I get close enough for them to see my eyes slantin a bit to the sky, they suddenly have to go. Oh well, I get myse...
Pair 1 looks more comfortable with one another. Like a legit loving relationship. Guys a bit geeky but the girl is totally into him. Pair 2 is a poorly pixeled image but from what I can see, the girl looks slightly uncomfortable with the guy. The g...
Well that changes everything then. You didn't seem to like him in your original. Flattery is great, I'll admit that I love attention, no matter who it's from. But if you plan on being with this up and coming boyfriend, then you cannot show any false...
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Agreed with xiigzag.
Your question is stated somewhat awkward. Don't quite get your "you-know-who" part. Some guys are oblivious on how to pleasure a woman. Have your boyfriend work the area at the top of your "you-know-what", your CL!T. If you are sensing a numbness o...
"My boyfriend and I" Anyhow, usually it is the male who should worry about how to pleasure his female. Don't worry about his pleasure. If its soft, wet, and warm, it's good for any man. Just keep it safe(condom) and enjoy the simple things,...
Try and hold off on starting a family until after you finish your college courses. Raising a baby is full time and you'll have many regrets about school although no regrets towards the baby of course. No matter what you decide, it is YOUR decision, a...
If he's 22 years old then he is going to have to reach deep down inside and find the courage to be a man. He lacks confidence and that is a major role in snagging a girl. He is thinking too hard about the situation when he's around the ladies. I sug...
They are very tough and usually never work out for people in their teens who lack the transportation to visit his / her companion frequently. I have personally been in a few long distant relationships throughout my teenage years, some ranging from 3 m...
There is such a thing as Bi-Curious. This may just be a phase that your going through and I wouldn't come to any definite conclusions. Just be with whatever sex you feel most comfortable with. If you happen to be into both guys and girls after trial...
Nicely tell him that his flirting makes you uncomfortable and that you'd appreciate it if he would stop it. He should stop immediately after that without hurting your friendship. If he does continue doing it, then tell him that you won't hang around ...
Hmm, well you just have to take your time with her. Some girls just aren't ready for more than that. Be considerate of everything she asks of you and your golden. You could also ask her straight up if theres anything she'd like for you to do to / fo...
If he just recently split, then you are possibly just rebound. Rebound is when someone gets with another person immediately after a breakup for self reassurance. Give him space / time to figure out what he wants. You need to take charge of the situat...
You should hold back those urges for a while. If you are a virgin please hold off for a couple more years, share that with someone you really care for, who also shares those same feelings for you. If your already active, then consider your friendship...
I would assume that if your mother decided to legally attempt to somehow have you brought back into her home, it would take months for her to get that going. Just wait it out, 18 is just around the corner. But it sounds to me as though, behind your m...
lol, I love this question. Well, you could caress one hand on the lower arch of her back and the other supporting the back of her neck, somewhat pulling her towards you, yet being ever so gentle. Women love that feeling of security, so when your maki...
Now that I've read this, i no longer have to answer your other post. Since your partner is ejaculating inside, you are acquiring the smell of what you was unable to wash out after sex. As for not becoming pregnant, my guess is you've had unintentiona...
Ok, I just want to let you know that whatever you decide to do, make sure that its something you really want and not just him. You should not have to feel pressured to do anything you may be uncomfortable with. With that said, Guys like just about ...
Yeast infection would be my guess. Speak with your doctor or mother for a medicated cream.
Two options 1. Suffer and wait for it to grow back. 2. Finish off by shaving the remaining hair. You must maintain it on a regular basis after this and keep it always shaved to avoid the grow back itch. Not really sure how old you are but it has b...
It's all preference. Although a high percentage of people do it, there still are those whom choose not too. There is nothing abnormal about either choice. Masturbation is healthy and a great pass time in my opinion. LOL Don't get me wrong, I'm not ...
Not that I lost interest, my focus now is mostly on being a good father and my career.
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Any place there has great food, I can suggest that you try some Chinese barbecued pork and also barbecued pork buns (baked).
I was an anime artist for a few years and from there I developed my own style. DBZ was a large inspiration for me when I was about 14 years old. I have not been very active in drawing these last few years.
I don't know about glamor model, your very attractive but showing yourself in scantily-clad clothing is no way glamorous. It seems that glamor models focus more on their neck up. Having a very healthy slim figure is also more in that category. Talk...
If you want to romance a woman, and not like in The Titanic, your gonna have to be more stable financially. Not all woman are turned on by guys with loads of cash but it would come off more appealing if you had some of your own transportation. Also i...
At thirty and you still don't know? It's okay. At this age, men are much less obvious about showing their interests towards a woman. It's also much easier to find out though. As we get older we become more mature allowing you to simply approach the ...
Your not unattractive physically, but your attitude towards people may show something else. I don't know how you act towards the girls at school, but what ty08 said is true. Behavior can make a person appear very unattractive no matter how physically ...
Your going to need a lot of equipment to pursue this career (turntables, high end speaker systems, and much more). Its a major investment but it is worth it if you've got the ear for making tight beats. I'm no expert on being a disc jockey but I'm a ...
Les Miserables = Lay Mizzerob I know how its spoken but thats only way i figured to spell it the way it sounds.
Is this it? LOOK AT ME (I'M IN LOVE) (Al Goodman / Walter Morris / Harry Ray) The Moments - 1975 (Look at me, I'm in love) (Look at me, I'm in love) Look at me, I'm in love I finally found the right girl Someone that I can spend my life w...
I've heard in some cases of twins being born days apart. I'm no expert on this so its all hearsay.
I have an athletic build being as I am in the military. I'm 5'10 and currently weigh about 173.
Protein shakes and Daily workouts. I purchase large tubs of 100 percent whey protein from places such as GNC. You need to focus on building muscle mass. I'm doing the same currently.
Your question is very vague and it comes off as very childish. Do some research in sex education. Anything you learn after that will be on your own.
Sheesh, I dunno. Why did he invite you over? If he is no longer showing attention towards you, good chances are he was just being a flirt and wanting nothing more. Don't get your hopes up for this guy.
Well, lets see, theres one time in particular which I am not the proudest of. Years ago I was managing a retail store and had a couple of beautiful girls working for me. Both had shown interest in me and was not shy about it. I had a guy friend of c...
Yikes, sounds to me as though his interests have ventured elsewhere? Was there a big argument before he began this behavior? If you two still spend time together and he's just being an arse about everything, then theres the possibility that there is ...
How old is your girlfriend? Is she very religious? Some girls are more open to these ideas and are faster at allowing this to happen. Every girl is different on this. What you need to do is ask her about how she feels about progressing your relationsh...
It's going to take him a lot longer to register your new situation together, as he is not the one carrying the child. I cannot promise you that he ever will just drop everything to sit at your side, but if he truly cares, he will make the time to prov...
O.K. your 18 years old and this guys typing messages to you like that of an 8th grader. His mixed signals indicate that he is totally flattered by your obvious interest in him but he also enjoys a good game of hard to get. Guys typically don't get se...
When I was your age and felt a strong interest towards a certain girl, I found it hard to take my eyes of of her. Whenever it came to where I spoke with her, I would stumble on words and talk a bit faster than I usually would. Clumsiness also could b...
Threaten to get a restraining order is his presence becomes too uncomfortable. Sounds as though he is stalking you. If he's does not comply with your threat, follow through with it and talk to the police. Keep a blunt object near the front door. Som...