Has anyone heard about the Knish?
It's a joke website.
Like the "kitten in a bottle" website.
But yeah I can see how it would confuse you (bitting your shoulder much?)
My 3 year old pitbull just bit my new puppy(50.00%)
Find the puppy another home. The Pit Bull is showing dominance over his territory, and it will eventually get worse. They aren't bad dogs, but they are genetically predispositioned to show aggressiveness. If the puppy is killed, you'd have to live with...
Rock of love 2
AMBER WINS! So now that everyone knows, can you believe it??!!
Amber seems to be this high-class, closet power beeyatch with a duck face
Daisy is an emotional fruit basket that never seems to know what to do with her hands! (and her face seems t...
really really scary films
I watched High Tension last night, and what the f*ck! It was scary and psychologically thrilling. Brand new movie from a French director, I believe.
HIGH TENSION has my vote as of now.
Why does she do this to me?
She's just providing structure. And giving you repercussions. If you come home after curfew, you have privileges taken away. 1+1=2. That's parenting 101.
How do I grow tomatoes
bimjob is right...you can keep them in a pot or bucket for only a couple of weeks or so...their roots need to grow deep, deep, deep.
They have a huge root system, so plow some land and plant them directly in the sun.
Stinky dogs(100.00%)
You should squeeze their anal glands...and that's exactly what I mean- squeeze their anuses like you would a pimple.
I suggest rubber gloves and safety goggles
What makes asians look the same?(100.00%)
Perhaps you just worded your question wrong...but I guess there's no appropriate way to ask a question like that...it will always offend.
I guess American's are so different from one another because we are, in fact, a melting pot. America was origin...
Could I make it as a model?(100.00%)
Absolutely, My aunt was a professional runway model in New York and she looked A LOT like you...
You have an awkwardness to your face that translates well to print...
Remember, they don't look for perfect, symmetrical faces anymore. They don't wa...
What am I on a scale 1-10?
lololol...I can't breath...lolololol
You are totally adorable, and what seals the deal is that you have a ridiculous sense of humor.
You are FIERCE, baby!!!
How to get rid of tear stains in Maltese(100.00%)
I trim my puppies tear stains...
first I wash her nose with tear-free baby shampoo and concentrate on that area, gently
And when she's dry I get scissors and clip CAREFULLY around the area
How to cope with serious depression/anxiety?
You know what? I'm tired of everyone saying "Just be happy!"
What's wrong with being depressed? or melancholy? I know more about myself than most of the nitwits I op-exist with because I've allowed myself to look deep and see what's dark about me.
...
To clear up errors with atheists (100.00%)
Despite all this, I commend you for having faith. Faith helps you wake up in the morning, and helps you understand the WHY behind the wold. It cradles you, it rocks to sleep, and in your last moments of life, it warms you against the chill of death...
To clear up errors with atheists
"""Subsequent research revealed that miller used the wrong gases, but origin of life research was off and running."""
Really? Can I have some documented names and research findings so I KNOW that this "Subsequent research" wasn't done by home school...
How to know if you're being talked about behind your back?
Confused is right...
You already have suspicions, which means you have good reason to think she's talking smack about you already.
Don't ask her, ask people you know and can trust.
What do I look like?
You look a little "hard"...which can be a good thing! Some women look soft and people assume they can walk all over you. You look like you can handle yourself, so don't sweat it girl.
Do I look Mexican?
You look a little Hispanic...Mexican or Latin American. Very strong features...you should be proud.
Why does my husband always seem angry?(100.00%)
Leave him.
Save some money and create a strong support network- your family and friends are going to be crucial these first few months. Be honest with them so they know what you're up against. It may not be physical, but some things are worse than ...
Why does stuff in my bedroom move at night?
Well, obviously the only sensible thing to do is to sacrifice a live goat in the middle of your room.
Don't forget to draw a pentagram on the floor and shower in pig's blood before hand.
I mean, DUH!
What's the weirdest thing you eat?
Down south we put Cheddar chz. on our apple pie.
I drink gallons of pickle juice a week.
Everyone does the fries and frosty bit- that's lame.
Ketchup on corn? (threw up a little in my mouth) I think we have a winner!
How to entertain myself on the walk home?
Play "Fire hydrant"...
When I was a kid and my Mom took my to school and back again,
we'd play "Fire Hydrant"
When you see a fire hydrant, you have to scream..."Fire hydrant 1!!" before the other player could.
then..."Fire hydrant 2!!"..."F...
Who is better: Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?
NICOLE...She was cracked out for a while, but then she got herself together. She learned from her mistakes and seems to be a good mother now.
Paris will always be a dirty, dirty girl.
What are the side effects of shrooms?
If you insist on picking them from the wild, remember that they grow in cow fields, right out of steaming cow patties. YUM!
I'm not going to lie, I tried them (and picked them) when I was younger. Go to your local library for a book on mushrooms......
Hillary or Obama for 2008?
LOLOL...You know...
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wan...
What to get my best friend and Mom on their birthdays?
I always get my Mom a spa package- she works so hard, it's a good way to force her to relax. And they aren't as expensive as you think - $50-$250
A manicure/pedicure gift card always works too...what woman doesn't love getting their nails done.
Does anyone else's dog have a farting problem?
I took her with me to run some errands, and BOOM! She let one go...here I am, swerving down the interstate, locked in a stinky chamber of gas, my eyes watering - I couldn't roll down the windows because it was raining outside.
And there she is, my...
Where do you find puppies?
Please, please don't buy one from the internet or a pet store. Check out my profile and my photos...you'd be supporting puppy mills if you bought from either.
Adopt a dog from your local animal shelter. Any love you give, they'll repay a thousand...
What if I want to have a baby and he doesn't?
How old are you? 15? 16? Why do you want a child?
It is completely irresponsible of you to have a baby if you are under 18, still in high school, and without a full-time job (with medical and dental insurance.)
Favorite thing to get at starbucks?
White Chocolate Macadamia something or other. It's equivalent to 4 or 5 full meals, but it's so yummy I'd rather not eat for a week and splurge. (not really, just making an exaggeration to prove my point)
Who else is sad that Heath Ledger died?
God, so what if he died of drug over dose. Does that make it any less tragic, or any less poignant?
Stephanief987 - What if it was your brother, or father, or son? Maybe it's your opinion, but considering it's a time of mourning for his family an...
How to get plumper lips?(100.00%)
NO, NO, NO.
City Lips. Go online and check it out. It may sting a little, but they'll look like you just had Restylane injections.
What does this mean?
Like, "A smash hit (song) on the radio, bet I penned (as in pinned, wrote, authored) it.
How do you get rid of hair "down there?"
I'd use electrolysis, but over the counter- you can use Nair but I don't think it's recommended for your Vah-jay-jay. Actually, I'm not aware of any creams or lotions that are recommended for that area.
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It's a joke website. Like the "kitten in a bottle" website. But yeah I can see how it would confuse you (bitting your shoulder much?)
Find the puppy another home. The Pit Bull is showing dominance over his territory, and it will eventually get worse. They aren't bad dogs, but they are genetically predispositioned to show aggressiveness. If the puppy is killed, you'd have to live with...
AMBER WINS! So now that everyone knows, can you believe it??!! Amber seems to be this high-class, closet power beeyatch with a duck face Daisy is an emotional fruit basket that never seems to know what to do with her hands! (and her face seems t...
I watched High Tension last night, and what the f*ck! It was scary and psychologically thrilling. Brand new movie from a French director, I believe. HIGH TENSION has my vote as of now.
If you call that number, let me know if they could help. My best friend is in a similar situation and I'd love to know how it works.
I think your missing the point...
She's just providing structure. And giving you repercussions. If you come home after curfew, you have privileges taken away. 1+1=2. That's parenting 101.
bimjob is right...you can keep them in a pot or bucket for only a couple of weeks or so...their roots need to grow deep, deep, deep. They have a huge root system, so plow some land and plant them directly in the sun.
You should squeeze their anal glands...and that's exactly what I mean- squeeze their anuses like you would a pimple. I suggest rubber gloves and safety goggles
Perhaps you just worded your question wrong...but I guess there's no appropriate way to ask a question like that...it will always offend. I guess American's are so different from one another because we are, in fact, a melting pot. America was origin...
cinnamon toast crunch
I like jager bombs and bloody mary's Dirty martinis and mimosas
Absolutely, My aunt was a professional runway model in New York and she looked A LOT like you... You have an awkwardness to your face that translates well to print... Remember, they don't look for perfect, symmetrical faces anymore. They don't wa...
lololol...I can't breath...lolololol You are totally adorable, and what seals the deal is that you have a ridiculous sense of humor. You are FIERCE, baby!!!
I trim my puppies tear stains... first I wash her nose with tear-free baby shampoo and concentrate on that area, gently And when she's dry I get scissors and clip CAREFULLY around the area
You know what? I'm tired of everyone saying "Just be happy!" What's wrong with being depressed? or melancholy? I know more about myself than most of the nitwits I op-exist with because I've allowed myself to look deep and see what's dark about me. ...
Despite all this, I commend you for having faith. Faith helps you wake up in the morning, and helps you understand the WHY behind the wold. It cradles you, it rocks to sleep, and in your last moments of life, it warms you against the chill of death...
"""Subsequent research revealed that miller used the wrong gases, but origin of life research was off and running.""" Really? Can I have some documented names and research findings so I KNOW that this "Subsequent research" wasn't done by home school...
Confused is right... You already have suspicions, which means you have good reason to think she's talking smack about you already. Don't ask her, ask people you know and can trust.
Really? Because you look like a heifer to me... wait, wait, maybe you got it backwards. You want DIET tips, right?
What the hell? How could you have a short bob with razor sides? It's FIERCE, beeyatches!
I'm on Spring Break... and I have officially mastered the art of JELLO SHOOTERS. Yum!
aren't bunnies always pregnant?
CREAM SODA...I mean, give props where props are due.
You look a little "hard"...which can be a good thing! Some women look soft and people assume they can walk all over you. You look like you can handle yourself, so don't sweat it girl.
You look a little Hispanic...Mexican or Latin American. Very strong features...you should be proud.
"If you haven't tried it then you should, because it's fun and fun is good." By Dr. Seuss. Respectfully
Yeah, if you have the $$$ then go for 3.
Leave him. Save some money and create a strong support network- your family and friends are going to be crucial these first few months. Be honest with them so they know what you're up against. It may not be physical, but some things are worse than ...
Well, obviously the only sensible thing to do is to sacrifice a live goat in the middle of your room. Don't forget to draw a pentagram on the floor and shower in pig's blood before hand. I mean, DUH!
Down south we put Cheddar chz. on our apple pie. I drink gallons of pickle juice a week. Everyone does the fries and frosty bit- that's lame. Ketchup on corn? (threw up a little in my mouth) I think we have a winner!
Play "Fire hydrant"... When I was a kid and my Mom took my to school and back again, we'd play "Fire Hydrant" When you see a fire hydrant, you have to scream..."Fire hydrant 1!!" before the other player could. then..."Fire hydrant 2!!"..."F...
NICOLE...She was cracked out for a while, but then she got herself together. She learned from her mistakes and seems to be a good mother now. Paris will always be a dirty, dirty girl.
If you insist on picking them from the wild, remember that they grow in cow fields, right out of steaming cow patties. YUM! I'm not going to lie, I tried them (and picked them) when I was younger. Go to your local library for a book on mushrooms......
Only a small percentage of women break their hymen before losing their virginity, and the majority of those ride horses or are gymnasts
I think it's where Republicans go when they die.
It's the most liberal place on earth. Google it, and check out The Grove
Burning House Float.
LOLOL...You know... When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wan...
I always get my Mom a spa package- she works so hard, it's a good way to force her to relax. And they aren't as expensive as you think - $50-$250 A manicure/pedicure gift card always works too...what woman doesn't love getting their nails done.
I took her with me to run some errands, and BOOM! She let one go...here I am, swerving down the interstate, locked in a stinky chamber of gas, my eyes watering - I couldn't roll down the windows because it was raining outside. And there she is, my...
Please, please don't buy one from the internet or a pet store. Check out my profile and my photos...you'd be supporting puppy mills if you bought from either. Adopt a dog from your local animal shelter. Any love you give, they'll repay a thousand...
How old are you? 15? 16? Why do you want a child? It is completely irresponsible of you to have a baby if you are under 18, still in high school, and without a full-time job (with medical and dental insurance.)
Silent but Dangerous...
White Chocolate Macadamia something or other. It's equivalent to 4 or 5 full meals, but it's so yummy I'd rather not eat for a week and splurge. (not really, just making an exaggeration to prove my point)
God, so what if he died of drug over dose. Does that make it any less tragic, or any less poignant? Stephanief987 - What if it was your brother, or father, or son? Maybe it's your opinion, but considering it's a time of mourning for his family an...
NO, NO, NO. City Lips. Go online and check it out. It may sting a little, but they'll look like you just had Restylane injections.
Like, "A smash hit (song) on the radio, bet I penned (as in pinned, wrote, authored) it.
I'd use electrolysis, but over the counter- you can use Nair but I don't think it's recommended for your Vah-jay-jay. Actually, I'm not aware of any creams or lotions that are recommended for that area.
Well if not Hillary or Obama, then who?