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Born and raised in La Jolla/San Diego, CA but moved to Anchorage, AK 44 years ago.
Currently a retired taxicab driver after 30 years.
Single. Divorced 3 times. Had 3 children (2 still living), have 7 grandchildren and 1 great granddaughter.
i'm a moderate Republican. My hobbies are playing poker and chess.
i'm a Deist but i do believe in evolution. My religious beliefs, which i wrote several years ago (A Search for Truth), can be viewed at the URL above.
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attentionham's Advice
It's a joke website. Like the "kitten in a bottle" website. But yeah I can see how it would confuse you (bitting your shoulder much?)
Find the puppy another home. The Pit Bull is showing dominance over his territory, and it will eventually get worse. They aren't bad dogs, but they are genetically predispositioned to show aggressiveness. If the puppy is killed, you'd have to live with...
AMBER WINS! So now that everyone knows, can you believe it??!! Amber seems to be this high-class, closet power beeyatch with a duck face Daisy is an emotional fruit basket that never seems to know what to do with her hands! (and her face seems t...
I watched High Tension last night, and what the f*ck! It was scary and psychologically thrilling. Brand new movie from a French director, I believe. HIGH TENSION has my vote as of now.
If you call that number, let me know if they could help. My best friend is in a similar situation and I'd love to know how it works.
I think your missing the point...
She's just providing structure. And giving you repercussions. If you come home after curfew, you have privileges taken away. 1+1=2. That's parenting 101.
bimjob is right...you can keep them in a pot or bucket for only a couple of weeks or so...their roots need to grow deep, deep, deep. They have a huge root system, so plow some land and plant them directly in the sun.
You should squeeze their anal glands...and that's exactly what I mean- squeeze their anuses like you would a pimple. I suggest rubber gloves and safety goggles
Perhaps you just worded your question wrong...but I guess there's no appropriate way to ask a question like that...it will always offend. I guess American's are so different from one another because we are, in fact, a melting pot. America was origin...
cinnamon toast crunch
I like jager bombs and bloody mary's Dirty martinis and mimosas
Absolutely, My aunt was a professional runway model in New York and she looked A LOT like you... You have an awkwardness to your face that translates well to print... Remember, they don't look for perfect, symmetrical faces anymore. They don't wa...
lololol...I can't breath...lolololol You are totally adorable, and what seals the deal is that you have a ridiculous sense of humor. You are FIERCE, baby!!!
I trim my puppies tear stains... first I wash her nose with tear-free baby shampoo and concentrate on that area, gently And when she's dry I get scissors and clip CAREFULLY around the area
You know what? I'm tired of everyone saying "Just be happy!" What's wrong with being depressed? or melancholy? I know more about myself than most of the nitwits I op-exist with because I've allowed myself to look deep and see what's dark about me. ...
Despite all this, I commend you for having faith. Faith helps you wake up in the morning, and helps you understand the WHY behind the wold. It cradles you, it rocks to sleep, and in your last moments of life, it warms you against the chill of death...
"""Subsequent research revealed that miller used the wrong gases, but origin of life research was off and running.""" Really? Can I have some documented names and research findings so I KNOW that this "Subsequent research" wasn't done by home school...
Confused is right... You already have suspicions, which means you have good reason to think she's talking smack about you already. Don't ask her, ask people you know and can trust.
Really? Because you look like a heifer to me... wait, wait, maybe you got it backwards. You want DIET tips, right?
What the hell? How could you have a short bob with razor sides? It's FIERCE, beeyatches!
I'm on Spring Break... and I have officially mastered the art of JELLO SHOOTERS. Yum!
aren't bunnies always pregnant?
CREAM SODA...I mean, give props where props are due.
You look a little "hard"...which can be a good thing! Some women look soft and people assume they can walk all over you. You look like you can handle yourself, so don't sweat it girl.
You look a little Hispanic...Mexican or Latin American. Very strong features...you should be proud.
"If you haven't tried it then you should, because it's fun and fun is good." By Dr. Seuss. Respectfully
Yeah, if you have the $$$ then go for 3.
Leave him. Save some money and create a strong support network- your family and friends are going to be crucial these first few months. Be honest with them so they know what you're up against. It may not be physical, but some things are worse than ...
Well, obviously the only sensible thing to do is to sacrifice a live goat in the middle of your room. Don't forget to draw a pentagram on the floor and shower in pig's blood before hand. I mean, DUH!