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  • Has anyone heard about the Knish?
    It's a joke website. Like the "kitten in a bottle" website. But yeah I can see how it would confuse you (bitting your shoulder much?)

  • My 3 year old pitbull just bit my new puppy (50%)
    Find the puppy another home. The Pit Bull is showing dominance over his territory, and it will eventually get worse. They aren't bad dogs, but they are genetically predispositioned to show aggressiveness. If the puppy is killed, you'd have to live with...

  • Rock of love 2
    AMBER WINS! So now that everyone knows, can you believe it??!! Amber seems to be this high-class, closet power beeyatch with a duck face Daisy is an emotional fruit basket that never seems to know what to do with her hands! (and her face seems t...

  • really really scary films
    I watched High Tension last night, and what the f*ck! It was scary and psychologically thrilling. Brand new movie from a French director, I believe. HIGH TENSION has my vote as of now.

  • Felony that is five year old, where to get a job?
    If you call that number, let me know if they could help. My best friend is in a similar situation and I'd love to know how it works.

  • Why does she do this to me?
    I think your missing the point...

  • Why does she do this to me?
    She's just providing structure. And giving you repercussions. If you come home after curfew, you have privileges taken away. 1+1=2. That's parenting 101.

  • How do I grow tomatoes
    bimjob is right...you can keep them in a pot or bucket for only a couple of weeks or so...their roots need to grow deep, deep, deep. They have a huge root system, so plow some land and plant them directly in the sun.

  • Stinky dogs (100%)
    You should squeeze their anal glands...and that's exactly what I mean- squeeze their anuses like you would a pimple. I suggest rubber gloves and safety goggles

  • What makes asians look the same? (100%)
    Perhaps you just worded your question wrong...but I guess there's no appropriate way to ask a question like that...it will always offend. I guess American's are so different from one another because we are, in fact, a melting pot. America was origin...

  • Favorite cereal of all time?
    cinnamon toast crunch

  • Whats your favourite alchoholic beverage ever?
    I like jager bombs and bloody mary's Dirty martinis and mimosas

  • Could I make it as a model? (100%)
    Absolutely, My aunt was a professional runway model in New York and she looked A LOT like you... You have an awkwardness to your face that translates well to print... Remember, they don't look for perfect, symmetrical faces anymore. They don't wa...

  • What am I on a scale 1-10?
    lololol...I can't breath...lolololol You are totally adorable, and what seals the deal is that you have a ridiculous sense of humor. You are FIERCE, baby!!!

  • How to get rid of tear stains in Maltese (100%)
    I trim my puppies tear stains... first I wash her nose with tear-free baby shampoo and concentrate on that area, gently And when she's dry I get scissors and clip CAREFULLY around the area

  • How to cope with serious depression/anxiety?
    You know what? I'm tired of everyone saying "Just be happy!" What's wrong with being depressed? or melancholy? I know more about myself than most of the nitwits I op-exist with because I've allowed myself to look deep and see what's dark about me. ...

  • To clear up errors with atheists (100%)
    Despite all this, I commend you for having faith. Faith helps you wake up in the morning, and helps you understand the WHY behind the wold. It cradles you, it rocks to sleep, and in your last moments of life, it warms you against the chill of death...

  • To clear up errors with atheists
    """Subsequent research revealed that miller used the wrong gases, but origin of life research was off and running.""" Really? Can I have some documented names and research findings so I KNOW that this "Subsequent research" wasn't done by home school...

  • How to know if you're being talked about behind your back?
    Confused is right... You already have suspicions, which means you have good reason to think she's talking smack about you already. Don't ask her, ask people you know and can trust.

  • How much and what kind of food do you eat everyday? (0%)
    Really? Because you look like a heifer to me... wait, wait, maybe you got it backwards. You want DIET tips, right?

  • Do you think Rihanna's hair Is real?
    What the hell? How could you have a short bob with razor sides? It's FIERCE, beeyatches!

  • Spring Break
    I'm on Spring Break... and I have officially mastered the art of JELLO SHOOTERS. Yum!

  • How to tell if my bunny is pregnant?
    aren't bunnies always pregnant?

  • What's your favorite Jones soda flavor?
    CREAM SODA...I mean, give props where props are due.

  • What do I look like?
    You look a little "hard"...which can be a good thing! Some women look soft and people assume they can walk all over you. You look like you can handle yourself, so don't sweat it girl.

  • Do I look Mexican?
    You look a little Hispanic...Mexican or Latin American. Very strong features...you should be proud.

  • Does anybody know any good quotes?
    "If you haven't tried it then you should, because it's fun and fun is good." By Dr. Seuss. Respectfully

  • Suggestions for a wedding menu? (100%)
    Yeah, if you have the $$$ then go for 3.

  • Why does my husband always seem angry? (100%)
    Leave him. Save some money and create a strong support network- your family and friends are going to be crucial these first few months. Be honest with them so they know what you're up against. It may not be physical, but some things are worse than ...

  • Why does stuff in my bedroom move at night?
    Well, obviously the only sensible thing to do is to sacrifice a live goat in the middle of your room. Don't forget to draw a pentagram on the floor and shower in pig's blood before hand. I mean, DUH!

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