atlprincess's Advice

• Have you heard about Jamie Lynn Spears?!
  OMG. I just heard about that. WOW. datz all I gotta say WOW. like I literally heard bout that like .5 seconds ago! JEESH!
  
  
• How can I tell my parents that I'm pregnant? (0%)
  yes, please bring your boyfrined.. so that maybe he can taka punch for you? BUT. anyhow.. good luck, try to seem calm about it, dont be like OH, OH! IM PREGNANT WHAT NOW H?^$!@!? you know? anyway.. good luck.
  
  
• How can I learn to fly?
  VERY SIMPLE... all you havta do is just hop on some drugs.. and your imagination will do the rest. :]
  
  
• Are false eyelashes a good or bad idea? (100%)
  well.. the question is have you EVER seen I love newyork?
  
  
• Do women like men with long hair?
  torgelle- tina. tori. angelle. BADASS. :P
  
  
• Do women like men with long hair?
  umm EWWW. no. long hair is disgusting... && is NOT a turn on. cut it && we all smile. :]
  
  
• Should I tell my friends that I'm bi? (0%)
  u dont have to tell all your friends, but if your comfortable about it, then go ahead and tell your closest friends about it, and best friends never judge. :] [ my best friend is a bisexual and even tho, I solely hate the fact she is, && I want to bis...
  
  
• Should I break up with him? (0%)
  ummm yea.. BREAK UP WITH HIM.. so he knows NOT to do it EVER again to ANYONE else.. it may be hard.. but somoene hasta teach em a lesson, and if he comes bakk to u, PLEADING to take his sorry a$$ bakk. keep it moving,. MAKE EM WORK FO YO GIRL! && ALSO....
  
  
• What if my ex is suddenly back in my life? (0%)
  ok, well seriously, if you think that you are going to find urself thinking about your ex constantly.. go ahead and find out if he is really serious, BUT dont leave your boyfriend.. and if your going to cheat than go ahead && leave em, if you dont find...
  
  
• Why can't I have sex? (0%)
  oh I can tell u.! itz a sign from god saying, why are these fools following my word! NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE! ok! sooo. DONT DO IT until your married. because you willl contract aids from being stupid, and die. :] god bless.
  
  
• Is anal sex gross? (0%)
  umm you dont needa find out.. because your too young to be doing all of that.. like seriously.. yucks. wait till your married. cause you will contract aids && die.. just sharing reality.. get it in prospective girl.
  
  
• What if two of my friends and I all like my friend's ex?
  ok, seriously, I wo uld suggest that you go about this rationally, and that would def. include you moving on, you may have feelings for him but there like MILLIONS of guys out there, and he shuldda known better, like seirously, to even comem after u.. ...
  
  
• Will I ever get over this crush on my teacher?
  umm yes you will get over him because it is your teacher, and you KNOW. this is never going to really happen.. so im thinkin that you dont really hava crush on your teacher you just find him attractive or there's sometin bout em you like which is ok.....
  
  
• Why am I scared to buy a pregnancy test?
  ok, well I am very sorry that you took it upon urself, to do the nasty, and pregnancy does come as a responsibility with it.. dont be embarassed because at least you know.. go into to the store and buy a preggy test, and like seriously, no one gives A...
  
  
• What to say to the girl I like?
  ok, so since your not shure, go ahead, and get to talkin wit dis heffa.[joke] ok, so startt talkin to her, and see if ya'll could have a potential relationship, first start off by getting her number, or asking her if she wants to hangout, be nice, and ...
  
  
• What should I do?
  umm try to move on to another.. since he is happeneing to be moving soon... what a coincidence? make shure that's not a lie. :] haha.
  
  
• Why is my pubic area itching?
  umm please use protection next time, to avoid potentially life threatining disease.. your stupid.. please go to church. :]
  
  
• Can lesbians get STD's from oral sex?
  duh.
  
  
• Why am I spitting so much?
  please seek medical attention. for the sake of your life. :] good luck.
  
  
• How to get over a boy thaat has cheated on you?
  so.. bascially.. your having his child? you can still have emotions for him.. no problem, but you will move on when you find the right guy, and also, since your having his child, and im inferring that he will be a part of this child's life.. then, ya'l...
  
  
• How to get rid of this girl who keeps bugging me?
  block her pyschotic self. :]
  
  
• Why am I such a jerk?
  PISSIN you OFF. lmao. nice.. :]
  
  
• I'm 15 and want to get pregnant.
  god.. please nooo. your not even old enough to legally provide for your child, how bout, finish skool first, go to college, SUCCEED in life, get married, and then worry about kids.. because this urge to have kids wont be there forever, because once you...
  
  
• What if I love my cousin?
  umm well letz see here. UM NO! hes your friggen cuzin.. your children could possibly be MUTATED.. please! stop the nonsense! ANYHOW.. I do as a matter of fact find it neccesary that ya'll discuss this. cause datz not cuyute!
  
  
• Am I pretty, ugly or average?
  I refuse to answer because you shuldnt be concerned with wut other people think bout u... if you find urself attractive den GREAT!! but if you dont, den do something to better your image instead of asking other people. :] and your "bootie" shot wasnt ...
  
  
• What should I get my girlfriend for her birthday?
  awww 8 months, datz cuyute.. newayz, bak to reality here.., ok, well just go shopping with her, let her pick out a few things buy them, && LOOK! there's her gift! :]
  
  
• Where can I buy Stunner Shades?
  LMAO! stunna shades. OH YEAH. you CAN find stunna shades at about any mall, and in some random department stores, like tj maxx. and marshalls. only BADA$$ people. like myself, and a few select others have stunna shades. :]
  
  
• What do guys like as presents?
  a good idea would be to go to the mall shopping with them, see what they like, and it shuldnt be that hard from there. :]
  
  
• Why do her breasts hurt four days after sex?
  13?!!?!? WHAT!?!? slow DOWN! right NOW! first off, ya'll little nasties dont needa be doin that grown folk bizzness. but I can tell u, that is one sign of pregnancy... so. I would consult you and your "skanky" girlfriend, lmao,[ tinatoddler]
  
  
• How to tell if a guy likes you?
  the best way is to get a friend, if your too scared to as him,... but not directly, sometin like... hey do you think she's pretty or cute? or sometin indirect... you know? good luck. :]