andres_hernandez's Advice

• Dreadlocks vs. Cornrows
  dreads I think they look tight in ma homie MARLEY
  
  
• How to be Wiccan?
  uh...no.
  
  
• Can you help my sister and I decide on a baby name?
  well I have a new first name maybe Divani
  
  
• Does the size of someone really matter?
  naw only you can decide if your pretty I personally believe you have a gorgeous face but I have no I dea bout your body (havent seen it) I think a think girl is very sexxy but its up to you
  
  
• Tell your family that you are studying wicca?
  wuts wicca im catholic
  
  
• Anal waxing
  what the f*ck! ouch
  
  
• I'm a teen pregnant..
  look I know this is not ma place to say but I mean you went and had sex so I think you need to face it now your baby is innocent would you really kill an innocent baby I mean come on please have your baby you will not believe how you will feel everytim...
  
  
• Who killed 2pac?
  ok ill tell you wut happened me an 2pac was chillin in ma low low until he saw some of ma homies and he didnt know those homies was straight wit me and dey was surenos like me so he said forget sure trece so I shot em it all happened so fast I mean I t...
  
  
• What do you wear to bed?
  I goto bed naked anyway I dont care if I have company I have nothin to hide
  
  
• I feel like my life is meaningless
  hey pinche lokita calm down its ok I think you just need a good person to talk to you can talk to me it will be ok
  
  
• A hard riddle
  I THINK A LONG ADVENTURE LOLZ
  
  
• People at school are telling me to do drugs what should I do? (0.00%)
  well do you want to do them if you do do it but if you dont then dont I mean I been poppin hydrocodones and smokin weed since 6th grade but I mean I made my own choices I mean im 15 but I have tried a lot of drugs and stuff but I dont care lolz I just ...
  
  
• I feel lazy
  when I feel lazy just snort a line chiquita
  
  
• Does anyone like lil rob?
  HELLS YEA VIVA LA RAZA MAN LIL ROB HAS SOME TIGHT A$$ SH!T AND SO DOES MR.SANCHO AND LIL UNO MAN YALL CHECK EM OUT TRY HIS SONG CALLED CALIFORNIA ITS FLY
  
  
• What is your opinion on illegal immigrants?
  what the f*ck why did they put why it supposed to be and in spanish stupid advisors
  
  
• Does it hurt the first time you have sex?
  well it depends on the size and how fast or gentel but it isnt painful for guys
  
  
• What is your opinion on illegal immigrants? (0.00%)
  IF YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH US THEN F*CK YOU PINCHE GRINGOS IF YOU DONT LIKE US CHUPA MI PINCHE PITO PORQUE SOY MAS GRANDE QUE TU ME IM PUERTO RICAN BUT ILL BE DAMNED BEFORE I LET SOME WHITE REDNECKS TAKE OUR LAND(TEXAS) F*CK AMERICA I ONLY AM HERE TO TA...
  
  
• if you had 2 weeks to live...
  I WOULD BUY SOOO MUCH SPRAY PAINT AND GO TAGGIN ON EVERYTHING I SAW!!!
  
  
• What does the name Divani mean?
  THANK YOU IT DOES FIT MY GIRL TOO
  
  
• What if there is no Lord?
  If there is no God I am going to be pissed!
  
  
• Do you guys think soccer is a queer sport?
  NO I LOVE SOCCER I USED TO GET HIT FOR TOUCHING THE BALL WITH MY HANDS I WOULD PLAY SOCCER FOR HOURS ON END I DONT WHAT ANYONE SAYS SOCCER KICKS A$$! GO CHIVAS!
  
  
• Swallowing is killing?
  sh*t I just put my kids on your moms face lolz
  
  
• Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  yea 1 time when I was like 11 I was jerkin off and my mom walked in and was looking at me and I was like it itches and she soo didnt believe it but she said anything bout it and like three days ago I got caught by my mom in our truck in the church park...
  
  
• Why does he act differently in school?
  maybe he is scared to talk to ypu in person but ithink you should tell him how you feel and hopefully he feels the same
  
  
• What's the best name you have heard so far?
  I like my girls name Divani
  
  
• How do I make myself bigger?
  Yes I agree I am at a good size but like most men its a confident thing or a ' man thing ' lolz but I want more I mean well I I want my girlfriend to really ' take it deep' lolz <<< so crude but I want more how can I get that?
  
  
• How do I make myself bigger?
  My dad aint around he is in prison
  
  
• Whatcha think about this joke?
  thats f*ckin hilarious
  
  
• What does the name Divani mean?
  oh ok thank you
  
  
• If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  THAT BACAUSE THEYRE STILL EVOLVI NG LOLZ GOSH SOME people!LOL
  
  
• How to say hi in different languages?
  WASSUP ESE!
  
  
• Has anyone seen a ghost?
  I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE SO I DO NOT BELIEVE
  
  
• What would you do at the bank?
  I WOULD JUST SIT AND CHILL IN THE BACK WITH THE SECURITY GUARD AND SMOKE A BLUNT!LOLZ
  
  
• What is your favorite color?
  BLACK
  
  
• Sluts versus the man
  WELL I KNOW IMMA GUY BUUT I DONT CONSIDER MYSELF 'THE MAN' I SAY THAT IMMA H0E CAUSE WHEN I SEE A GIRL F*CKIN a lot OF DUDE I CALL HER A HOE SO WHEN I DO IT a lot WITH DIFFRENT GIRLS IMMA HOE I HATE WHEN GUYS BRAG ABOUT 'OH I SCREWED HER OH AND HER!' ...
  
  
• Painful sex
  MAYBE YOUR BOYFRIEND S JUST TOO BIG I MEAN I USED TO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY GIRL FOR AND 3 MONTHS WHENEVER WE DID IT IT WOULD HURT AT FIRST I WENT TO FAST THEN I WENT TO HARD AND ROUGH SO I DECIDED TO SLOW DOWN AND EVERY SINCE THEN IT JUST HURTS...
  
  
• Name of the song
  WHO SINGZ IT?
  
  
• How do you change your pic?
  just GO TO MY PICS AND CLICK THE ONE YOU WANT AND CLICK PRIMARY
  
  
• Trust vs. Mistrust?
  I BELIEVE PEOPLE EARN TRUST THEN THEY JUST SLOWLY LOOSE IT
  
  
• Is it true that they are going to separate schools in America?
  THATS A LIE IM SURE ATLEAST I HOPE
  
  
• Am I overweight?
  NO I DONT THINK SO I THINK ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT
  
  
• Do they have black condoms?
  I don't know I just like black
  
  
• Should I ask my ex if he received my message?
  I would wait til he says somthing
  
  
• All The Boys
  black is beauty I would I love the color black I want to paint my room black
  
  
• Does shoe size tell you how big a boy is?
  the top of the middle finger to the wrist is true but the shoe size is fake
  
  
• What would you do in this situation?
  I would trick them into the semi with the bbq sauce and drive it into a lake then walk home and grab the cash for my self then go have akward sex with a crack wh*re and go to vegas I think or maybe not I dont know
  
  
• What songs would you want played at your funeral?
  I would want happy sondz and chicano rap like lil rob and mr. caponee and stuff what ever gets every one of da chulos chulas cholos and cholos happy and high plus drunk
  
  
• Why do some people think getting high is funny?
  I like smokin weed and going to school so ican chill I go to an alternative school so I can buy weed there but it just makes me chill and pay attention well I dont pay attention but I listen to music and draw sooo I dont care bout whau anyone says I LO...
  
  
• If you were stranded on an island?
  lol omfg yall are hilarious
  
  
• GIVING HEAD
  I like it when the girl takes it alll the way in it turns me on I like for the girl to go fast and slow too