allmeroth's Advice page 6

• Orthodontist is going to kill me!
  yes and I just got power chains! and they hurt!
  
  
• Am I A Victim of Child Abuse?
  how about if you are 19 and you are still being treated like a baby in that way? what can you do to stop the MADNESS? as I will call it.. sorry that was no help at all for you! just dont read mine..I am stupid
  
  
• What does is mean when you have green stool?
  you ate too much lettuce? sorry I didnt help much LOL
  
  
• Am I ugly? How do I stop being so insecure?
  sorry I beat you with the ugly competition!! ha ha you lost I am the uglyist person in the world and what are you looking at are you looking at my ugly? you should not look at ugly people my point is I didnt even look at your picture!! I just think you...
  
  
• This song I made up for normal nots!
  I am wondering if anyone is going to answer?
  
  
• Is God Cruel?
  I kind of dont believe there is a god its possible but I think liver cancer is the worst of all! it is what killed my 2 mommy (who was my favorite teacher) did god write the bible or did people write the bible? well when the people saw and heard about ...
  
  
• What dog breed is good family dog?
  golden retriever... or we had a dog that was the perfect mix of a queens land healer, black lab, and rott he was very cute and he was pretty but he was tough and in our house we think that ugly is kinda cute! but any way a black lab I dont recommend a...
  
  
• Do you think I'm weird?
  its not good to be normal its not good to be normal. being normal is really bad for you. I hope you knew that bit of information. its a bit of information that you need to know.yes you need to know some bit of information. and you might get to be norma...
  
  
• Aunt dawnya and the dog smoke weed!
  oh no not more aunt Dawnyas!
  
  
• I apologize if I make anyone angry
  I love your advice you have helped me so much!
  
  
• Does anybody know the burning sand game?
  HELLO?
  
  
• Can I cut pine tree roots?
  get a real worker bee to help you it will be great
  
  
• Can I donate a leased car?
  you can probably donate anything you want
  
  
• Can I feed my guppies zucchini?
  never herd of it but I will try it!
  
  
• Do you believe that people can be psychic?
  I believe that I may be dream psychic because sometimes I have dreams 4 to 2 years before they happen and I hold on to them and most of them happen and I am so scared!
  
  
• Are my boobs an OK size?
  dont worry I've been there before just be glad you have what god or who ever gave them to you just be happy I mean at least you have them some people have lost limbs or hair but you really need to think about your self first not what guys think you are...
  
  
• How to become more pale?
  white face make up all you have to do is rub it in and it will look natural!!
  
  
• How can you worship the devil?
  go to who ever started the fires in California and bow down to them and the people who were in cahoots with the twin towers!!
  
  
• Will foods help me become more hairy?
  um a peach? yeah you could peel a peach and put the out side on your tummy and girls will love the smell as long as you change the peels? your good to go! LOL MAJOR!!
  
  
• Will foods help me become more hairy?
  um a peach? yeah you could peel a peach and put the out side on your tummy and girls will love the smell as long as you change the peels? your good to go! LOL MAJOR!!
  
  
• What is a good name?
  Jake for a guy!!! penny for a girl...because she is lucky to have you! Teri or if you like music you can pick Lyrica, Ellie, Ariel, Nancy, how about Scott or Scottie? David, you may not like this one but I have a friend named Hilton, Jason, di gee like...
  
  
• Which is better Cats or Dogs?
  dogs are better because you can predict a lot more because if dogs bite you they wuld probably only be playing while the cats scratch you and bite you and they just sit there thinking what? you deserved it!
  
  
• Do Ouija Boards work?
  so can you like talk to good ghosts with one?
  
  
• Memorial mope!
  blah!
  
  
• How do I tell my mom I'm Wiccan?
  well I think you should tell her something worse like maybe say "mom you are a grandmother and point to your stomach" then she will get excited and then scared and then really mad so wait for the fireworks to go completely burzurki then she would alrea...
  
  
• Is there a pop-rock Christmas song?
  yule be rocken! it has a combination of songs here are the first words its Christmas time and yule be rocken! bells are ringin beat is knock en! so hang your stock en cause yule be rocken tonight! (YELLED) lets rock! then it goes into rocken arou...
  
  
• I need food but what?
  hey?
  
  
• Can someone add some lines to this 2 poems I started??
  ill be your friend but who can I trust? to find a new one is a must 1st poem
  
  
• I need food but what?
  THANKS? I THINK?
  
  
• Love problems
  so you are in 8th grade and he or she is in 9th? well act really mature around him but act as if you were his/hers age you will be there next year and think back to if someone loves you in another grade than you! ask that person out instead it will do ...
  
  
• And shes supposed to be my best friend?
  well zee problem is your best friend is way to nice! unless she meant it mean! tell your boyfriend that that is just the way she is and if you or him dont like it... its ether him or your best friend that has to go! I say stick to your best friend and ...
  
  
• I need braces
  braces hurt the first time you get them anyway trust me I have them now and I have had them for three months now I have them until december but they are a pain in the BUTT!! well no in the teeth!! but they will eventually get straighter! but I have thi...
  
  
• How can you tell if your kid is getting high?
  wow this question is really old!
  
  
• Could I be a lesbian?
  you see girls are often attracted to girls because the are so motherly and some times sweet! and lesbian woman have a different way of thinking than men and also strait women! they often had a bad relationship with a guy so they have no choice but to p...
  
  
• Homecoming
  its hard to say because if you dont go to the same school with him and you didnt go to a lot of the same schools other people did then you wont know what his homecoming is like!! but if you are talkin about foot ball? there is a lot of foot ball! and i...
  
  
• Is this dark
  is she dead like my favorite teacher that just past away? you have to remember if she is alive you could at least have contact with her or you could be just happy she is alive!...OH I SORRY is it a poem that you wrote? it is beautiful! I wish I could w...
  
  
• Im gay and afraid
  well if I was a guy I would totally date you but I am a girl and I think I might be bi but I love fat people because I am one so if you were into girls? well I dont know I would probably be an ugly guy anyways I am so happy you can express your feeling...
  
  
• In-laws
  well you may like living with THEM LIKE I DO!!! (pressing down keys really hard) I live with 6 other people in this house anit stinks I say yes if it bugs the sh*t out of you yes!!! GET OUT AND SAY YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF THINGS TO DO or if its christmas t...
  
  
• Where can I hide my weed plant?
  at a police station in the books! LOL
  
  
• Will the world end in 2012?
  ok what is it? this is going to prevent me from sleeping tonight!
  
  
• Something to soothe my blistered sunburn
  ok you have to decide when you go to the beach bug spray? or sunscreen! bug spray does the most obvious thing and sun screen prevents skin cancer so go with sunscreen you wont be itchen!
  
  
• Girdles and corsets?
  it will drive the men crazy!! (I WOULDNT DO IT) LOL
  
  
• Gay,Bisexual,Whats Wrong?
  hey I feel your pain I really do believe I am by sexual because I look at a skinny girl in a Minnie skirt and her bra strap hanging out to be quite attractive! but I also think that a guy with kind of long hair and is in a band to be way hot!! this is ...
  
  
• What turns on a girl?
  being really smart! going to the library when most boys are at the gym you can excercize your brain rather that your body and a really smart guy is better than a really fit guy... you will have time for that when you get the girl because maybe the girl...
  
  
• Does anyone have secrets to having orgasms?
  just read something sexual! about privet parts
  
  
• Doggy names?
  Herminia
  
  
• What color food?
  grape juice!! purple all the way grape soda purple enchiladas! purple artichokes! purple coffee!! but they would all taste like the real thing they would just be purple!!
  
  
• Does anyone like Sarah Brightman?
  hello people how are you I really like this singer and now I am putting it back in the spy section!! isint that great? now new people can respond to this old question!!
  
  
• What color should I get?
  electric blue would be fantastic for a blond like an electric psychedelic ocean blue? beautiful!! I like blue like a big Cristal splash in an arctic summer!
  
  
• Straightjacket for Halloween
  can I add you as a friend? amber?