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  • Does anyone else's dog have a farting problem?
    yes, but my fiance does it waaay worse lol. they mainly do it when they are nervous...or really relaxed...basically, you're s.o.l

  • Which is better: Explorer or Firefox?
    mozilla, it has better spyware protection. and virus protection. and it's faster

  • Do you think ghosts are real?
    no, because I'm not an idiot

  • How To Conquer my Public Speaking Fear?
    do it more often. maybe in front of family or friends, people you trust. you should gradually get used to it. just don't stand with your knees locked for too long, ou will faint.

  • Why doesn't my girl give oral sex? (0.00%)
    respect her enough to understand why she doesn't want to. plus it's sort of demeaning. I know on here I've answered question about how to give oral, but I really think it's demeaning. you're the only one to get pleasure out of it, and it's not right. t...

  • I made big mistake
    you obviously love him if you feel bad, so I htink you should tell him. he might be mad at you for a while, but he should come to understand that it was better to tell him the truth than to hide it from him. it sounds like you have a close realtionship...

  • Why do I feel like I'm older?
    I feel the same way. it just means your mnd is more mature. it's a good thing. just hang around older friends, it should make you feel a bit more normal, plua you're more likely to fit in

  • Is there any way to beat a breathalizer?
    they penny thing as previously mentioned. or just not drink? like texaskimmy said :)

  • What's your favourite book and why?
    chuck klosterman books.chuck palanuik (sp)

  • Anybody have weird fears or phobias? (50.00%)
    I have a deep and haunting fear of stupid people. and situations where I can't get out of a situation with stupid people. and I'm not talking about the people who don't know about star wars like the lame nerds. I'm talking about the people who don't kn...

  • What's some good dark literature?
    again, edgar allen poe, as posted du times above

  • How do you know if a hex or curse has been put on you?
    if you grow hair on your palm? or when you realize that hexes aren't real? then you will have the unreal "hex" of reality put on you

  • emo questions
    they're lonely and pathetic creatures who just want attention. they all need therapy. I was one at one time, but then I got out of that stage...

  • How often do you curse?
    well, you asked about the 'beautiful people' and I think I am, so I will answer :) I think it's okay, depeding on the situation. and how often the occurence well, occurs. I use hella a lot. that's about it. and a--, but only when I'm playing...

  • How to know if he ejaculated in me?
    if you've only done it 3 times, he should remember if he came

  • What do women want out of a man?
    hold them when they cry, yadda yadda yadda. women are mostly suckers for flowers, especially for no certain occasion. special little reminders that you love them, I.e. a note in their lunch bag, a note on the dresser when you leave for work, it really ...

  • Do you think Spanking your kids is okay?
    I agree with whudafxkcup, even though I don't understand their name. I think a light spanking is sometimes called for, but only after explaining what they did wrong. I guess you could alternatively send them to a 'naughty chair' if you really don't wan...

  • How can I shut my mind off to fall asleep?
    you could imagine a relaxing word fading away and getting lighter and lighter, or drifting away. it should calm you a little.

  • Should I become emancipated?
    if you have a child then you most efinately be emancipated, look up emancipation laws for your state on yahoo.com. pregnancy and child bearing is stance for emancipation. you should just be able to fill out a couple of forms and proof of giving birth ...

  • Any other middle aged belly dancers out there? (100.00%)
    well, I know of a mrs. winham that teaches at benton high school, you could got to bentonhighschool.com and send her an e-mail. don't tell her I told you of her though. I don't know how old she is, she might be in her early to mid fourties. but yeah.

  • Why do I feel like this?
    maybe it's because you had high expectations that were unrealistic. try to accept things as they are and not have expectatoins

  • Where to learn the basics of photography?
    thank you very much :)

  • What if you are with someone but still think of your ex?
    maybe this new guy is just a rebound. maybe you need to go back a few steps before moving on and find out who you really love.

  • How to make his last months happy ones?
    this is soo sweet and I'm so sorry. you could spend a lot of time with him. as much as you can. I'm sure you already do that though. I really dont know how I could help you. I just wanted to express my sympathy.

  • How to know when you're doing right in your relationship? (0.00%)
    when he looks at you and you know he loves you. not because he wants to "make love to you" but because he wants to just look in your eyes

  • Is it OK to be gay?
    it's okay. as long as you're happy

  • Who agrees with this quote?
    bush really wasn't the first to do that.

  • What really is a douche?
    eh um, grimreaper, don't you mean "they are THEIR proper names" lol

  • How to avoid red dots from shaving?
    shave with the grain. did the same thing to me, but yeah, totally shave with the grain to where it doesn't aggitate the skin

  • Why do I have such a high sex drive?
    he does as much as he can lol each time we have 'fornication' whatever it may be, I cum about 5-10 times. he does his part to say the least

  • Why did my fingers smell after touching her? (100.00%)
    every girl has a smell. if you pretend you don't , you're lying

  • How to touch a clitoris without hurting her?
    well, I don't like it for my fiance to touch me there either. but if you really want to give her the big o by the clit, then you should really use a lot of lube, so your finger slides around and doesn't hurt the skin. it should be more pleasurable. som...

  • What do you think of when you hear "Hollywood"?
    big fake boobs, bleach blondes, druggies, depends on what angle you're going for. also, walk of fame. poparatzi (sp)

  • What really is a douche?
    I think the reaper meant 'why doesn't this site allow you to post those wrods on here', a-ss hole

  • How do I know if I am pregnant?
    a p.t. duh.

  • What makes you happy?
    kittens! they make you feel warm and fuzzy, and a type of innocense you haven't had since you were little

  • Who agrees with this quote?
    I agree. the right to act according to your own will should be held higher than security. you should never base anything you could say on whether it is secure. I might be interpreting the quote differently, but yeah, I guess it all depends on how you l...

  • Can I keep my son from moving out?
    not really. the legal part will not kick in until after his legal b day. I used to want to do the same thing, move out. but yeah.

  • Who believes in karma?
    I totally do! I htink that god, who whomever you believe in, will look at what you're doing and decide if you're doing things for other people, or if you're hurting them, and eventually let your learn your lesson. I think it's motivation to do good thi...

  • How do I deal with people who stop talking to me?
    forget about them, replace them with better people

  • How to handle three crazy kids?
    call/watch supper nanny!

  • Why doesnt my boyfriend cum?
    pull the skin around the head tight so it is more sensitive. it should make it more intense for him and make him blow it

  • What if it just won't go in?
    lube it up! but not hand lotion or oil, anyhting that is iol-based because it can break down the latex in the condoms and make them not strong enough. but definately get some lube. you don't have to be a certain age to get it, and it makes the process ...

  • Why do I have such a high sex drive?
    lol thanks.well, my mom is okay with me moving out, as long as I start college, which I did, so I think I'm okay lol thanks for everyone's input!

  • Why do I have such a high sex drive?
    I can't block porn. that's like depriving myself. it's natural to pleasure yourself.

  • What's a new way to meet people?
    adultfriendfinder.com

  • update on sexless relationship
    like she said, find an f buddy. or just buy a dil-do. either way, don't wait for him to satisfy you. and if he is doing it with himself on the side, but not wanting to with you, there is something worong in my opinion. it's not your fault, it's his pro...

  • Is it OK to like someone shorter and younger?
    is he to the point where he is mature and liking girls yet? he might be, but most of the time girls mature faster than boys, and with him being young, he might not be mature enough for a realtionship

  • Why do people judge me because I'm different?
    aw I'm sorry. people are stupid. they don't know any better. fun mail me and giveme details and I oculd probab;y tell you more.

  • Is my girlfriend bored of me sexually?
    well, a lot of times women use toys to explore their own fantasies to avoid doing it while they are with their partner so not to feel guilty about it. you could ask her what are a few of her fantacies. or, if she just doesn't feel like talking about se...

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