akjoe's Advice

• Any psychodelic trip stories?
  oh man, me and a bunch of my buddies were partying on the beach one night and was so dark out, probably about half of us tripped over this dam boulder. I think someone sprained there ankle. oh what times we had at the beach/
  
  
• Are vampires real? (100%)
  I saw one yesterday.
  
  
• Should I have a baby?
  aren't you a guy, man
  
  
• How to keep skin moist?
  spray some water on it.
  
  
• How to get rid of my headache?
  usually a fat joint will get rid of a headache.
  
  
• How to boost my confidence?
  get clearisal the face wash. it may help.
  
  
• When is the best time to get pregnant?
  id say when your in your late 20's.
  
  
• How to get THC out of my system?
  drink a cup of water, then jump up and down for about 10. jumping up and down should activate the enzymes in your stomach, enzymes which break down the thc in your system.
  
  
• How to stop cutting myself before I start?
  here my suggestion smoke a fat dooby it'll help.
  
  
• Why is my discharge yellow?
  you have an std or something.
  
  
• How to pass a urine test?
  ok, heres what you do, drink a cup of water then rub your stomach for 10 minutes, then drink a cup of milk the pat your head for five minutes.
  
  
• Is it OK to marry a distant relative?
  sure, if your a hill billy, they do it all the time.
  
  
• What is a wankster?
  wankster- a white man trying to act like a black man.
  
  
• Is 6lb fishing line too light for catching bass?
  no I dont think so. I've caught 15 and 20 pound king salmons on 6 pound test on a little trout pole.
  
  
• Do you believe in aliens?
  ohhh ya, I see them all the time. especially when I was in California driving past those grape fields.
  
  
• What is the funniest or strangest street name in your city?
  the best one I can think of is "hoehe st."
  
  
• What is the best way to get drunk fast? (0%)
  get a beer bong. pour three beers(of your choice) down it. repeat if needed.
  
  
• Is my member too small?
  get a one pound weight, tie a string to it, then tie the string to your willy and rock it back and forth for 10 minutes. repeat as needed
  
  
• Should I tell my Mom I might be pregnant?
  yes, she going to find out sooner or later. right