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  • Was I Being Possesed? (66.67%)
    sounds like you were having an astral projection and something happened to be there. entities are strongly attracted to people that are more psychically aware. and yes it's fully possible for a being to mess with you, it sounds like it tried severing t...

  • Hair Folicles
    there is stuff at pharmacies li ke nair (which I hated but my mother uses it all the time and her legs got much better I see because she used to shave all the time and they got dark and gross plus grew back a lot quicker) and the hair started growing i...

  • regarding my dick upper skin layer
    what do you mean COME DOWN?

  • little black dots
    they are just hair follicles. and the more you shave the more they will show. waxing will be much better for you.

  • Nail polish keeps chipping at the ends and I cant paint without..
    a steady hand helps. I can't paint the right hand nails on my hand properly EVER!! my left hand however always end up perfet. as for chipping. it really depends on activity you do. like cleaning and washing and sports..etc

  • My friend passed away...
    I asked and they skirted around it they said "bring a dish of food if you want, but you don't have to. just bring yourself" which doens't help at all! obviously I'm not going tos how up empty handed you know.

  • lil waynes secret message in the song I feel like dying
    that is so stupid...come on, seriously? that's like saying "if you listen to ozzie songs back wards they come out to be chants of invoking satan!" come on

  • How mcuh does it cost to build an partment complex?
    a few million. if you wanna build yourself a place to live, why not just buy some land and build a house.

  • what great costume begins with J or K
    Jester, jobless man (or bum whatever lol), Julius Caesar, Juliet, Jesus, Jack and Jill, Karate Outfit, King Kong, Ku Klux Klan, Knight, King Arthur

  • Pennies
    that is completely random :)

  • Maintaing muscle mass
    protein will make you bulky, but it's good. just don't over do it. there are many other ways to supplements for weights, like using full water jugs. try stuff like that. Google it. See what inmates use in prisons when they take their weights away (for...

  • What music do you prefer???
    depends on my mood really. Ranges from metal, to hip-hop, to classical, to oldies, to raggeton...

  • Tanning salon
    it's against the law to go 2 times in a day. I tried to do this and they freaked out on me, which was surprising because I went to different salon a few years ago and they let me with no problem. but it's REALLY bad for your skin though to do that. tha...

  • how bad does getting your belly button peirced hurt?
    do it professionally, it's one of the most dangerous areas to pierce! it's only $25 good god, wouldn't you rather be SAFE than catch some infection. TRUST ME just get it done by a professional pierceer

  • meds.
    call the number on the back. they'll tell you

  • What are some ways to save money?
    start eating nothing but ramen noodles. LOL there are a lot of articles on that actually, from every day expense savings to thousands of dollars you can accumulate in savings from your bills. google it, they came up with some neat stuff.

  • Why did Stephen Kazmierczak do it?
    a couple of years ago I stopped 3 of my hardcore meds, I was taking very high dosages of them too, I went cold turkey w/o telling my doctor or anything and I was getting hallucinations. I thought things were attacking me and I was getting engulfed and ...

  • How do I lose all most 300 pounds in less then 9 months
    you need a boot camp program. they have gyms like that, that's the only way. they SAY the healthiest way to lose weight is a couple of pounds a month, and you lose less weight the lighter you weigh. you need to speed up your metabolism and develop mus...

  • Is there something wrong with my mom?
    she has severe OCD that's all...she needs help for that sh**t. I get OCD tendencies when I'm manic, it's not even that bad and it makes people go crazy. I get compulsive about wearking make up, and cleaning. and I mean I scrub every inch of the place.....

  • Caught high
    going to rehab for weed is flippin stupid..and embarassing! just cut the crap. plus, no matter what anyone says, weed is NOT addictive.

  • Why do People like Obama so much? (100.00%)
    the only reason the globalist hand picked Obama is because he is a good talker. Don't you know that the globalist already bought the two candidates which were running for office( Obama and McCain). Obama is going to be worst than bush. He is a very goo...

  • What's the deal with this?!
    that is absolutely rediculous! where in the WORLD are these people coming up with that?!?!?

  • Living off coffee?
    coffee is terrible for you! I'm not launching into an explanation. green tea will have the same effect, won't tire you out as fast, and for every 3 cups of green tea you burn 90 calories. so yah...

  • How to bleach your hair at home..
    yeah...no... you want to friggin burn your scalp off? be my guest...go to hot topoic, or duane rede or any of your local pharmacies, CVS RITE AIDE wahtever... and get a bleach kit. it's not that expenvie at all and much better than what you're doing. ...

  • Caught high
    well the first thing you could do is learn how to type correctly, it would defintiely help. second of all...kids do whatever the hell they feel like doing anyway, but I suggest cuttin the crap out. It never got me anywhere good, just wasted my money a...

  • Is there a code for anarchy symbol
    I've never come across one. I don't belive one exists, if you daibbie dabble in that stuff though, let me know if you create/find one.

  • Vampires
    there are, but not like hollywood would like us to see them. There are famous ones out there like Michelle Bellinger and the Vampire Don. Though there is no concrete proof that there are sanguine vampires (people that get energy from drinking blood) th...

  • Conch & snug piercings
    not really. I haven't gotten those but I have pierced my own ears 11 times with a surgical needle and I would chicken out more about piercing the wrong place than the pain. the pain is not bad at all. I have my nipples and my belly peierced professiona...

  • Do guys expect a girls vagina to be shaved?
    I always shave, the whole thing. I can't stand hair on it! my boyfriend doesn't really care, he says, but he PREFERS it shaved. I don't do it for him though, if he wanted a big bush it wouldn't ever happen LOL It just feels nicer, and cleaner and prett...

  • A tanned face??
    hun, I tried those things. like every one of them and they look rediculous! it looks like I was soaked in Orangina for a week. plus you can't just tan your face, you have to do your whole body. and not only is it hard to do it with no streaks and ugly ...

  • who has suffered from braces ?
    It';s not the end of the world. I had them on for a year and a half, then they put behind the teeth gold wire braces for the stubborn theeth that didn't want to stay in place and I'm good. I've had the behind the teeth one ever since an I can't even fe...

  • Does Oxy Work?
    I use maximum strength oxy pads and they are really good. no matter how much I wash or scrub my face or with what, they ALWAYS take off the last makeup/dirt off my face that the other cleaners don't, which tells you a lot. I never break out, and if I d...

  • Your past?
    I would kill my grandfather

  • Parents agh!
    and maybe you are doing things you shouldn't be doing...like at 16 I thought that smoking all the weed I could get my hands on, drinking like a fish, and snorting coke, and slicing the hell out of my wrists was perfectly fine and they should leave me t...

  • Parents agh!
    yes you are. I have absolutely psychotic parents and I was on my own since I was 16...sure it gave me the freedom to do a lot of stupid things, but now, years later, I see that a lot of their advice came true, and when they demanded answers from me and...

  • Trying to loose this last 10 lbs!
    try a cleanse. we have a lot of waste in our intestines. Try maybe the SlimQuick 7 day Cleanse. I did it, it was pretty good. Plus when you detox your self and clean yourself out, you will lose weight quicker. plus work out , of course. I run a lot. li...

  • I want to gain weight
    to gain more nutrition and balance drink Ensure shakes and eat a healthy diet. Don't just eat all this crap, plus it will bloat you out and too much bad food will only distort your body. Don't eat crap food, like fast food and oil food. eat 3 small, HE...

  • songs with deep lyrics
    Arctic Monkeys - Do me a favor Korn - Falling away from me Honorary Title- Everything I once Had Breaking Benjamin - Dance with the Devil, Evil Angel, Diary of Jane John Legend -Ordinary People are a few of my favorites.

  • Sun bathing
    go into a booth. it's the same thing as being outside, with our crappy ozone layer now...I tan naked because I hate tan lines and it's like having a mini vacation. Plus they will give you lotions and set the timers for you not to burn, and it's a lot q...

  • I hate my step dad what should I do
    are you crazy? talk to an obviously emotionaly disturbed person about them BEING emotionally disturbed is crazy! I would tell a school councelor, they will know what to do.

  • Should I tell my dad I'm pregnant?
    yeah okay..when I did that my mom tried to push me down the stairs in a screaming rage and I bumped into the railing (it was a sharp edge) and ended up having a miscarriage I don't know, not everyone's parents are psycho like mine, but I'm just saying...

  • December 21, 2012
    why would you say something like that? that makes no sense! I would only think that all the religions would unite under one god. the world losing faith is not going to happen, I don't know where you got that from

  • I'm obsessed with Zombies
    Get this book a The Living Dead by John Joseph Adams, it's a bunch of short stories or exceprts from books about all kinds of zombies. I'm reading it now, a friend lent it to me, and I'm like WOW I would never think of that! there are so many different...

  • Irregular period
    probably a hormone imbalance, taking birth control should stabalize it

  • What is your Zombie contingency plan?
    as a matter of fact, I would get my butt to pick up any guns and weapons I could, make c4 bombs, molotov cotails and pipe bombs, drive as fast as we all can. Since we're surounded by water there are mad boats, so I would get mad unperishable food, lots...

  • December 21, 2012
    it's not just about the damn mayans they were by FAR not the only ones that predicted this.

  • Obama our president
    I truly belive he will save us, it's going to take a lot of work on EVERYBODY's part and some time but he will be a wonderful president. me and my finacee cried when he was elected and giving the speech, it was just like a wave of relief washed over m...

  • December 21, 2012
    it's really not though, I reasearched it and watched a lot of the apocalipse week's documentaries on it. I asked my mom and she was surprised I never heard of it, she told me peolpe have been talking about it for years. A lot of people think it's true...

  • What is your Zombie contingency plan?
    I suppose the first thing I would do would be go get Mila Jovovich.. LOL Well I work in NYC, but my house is in Rockaway Park which is a little beach island by JFK. The first thing I would do is run downstairs to my neighbor's crib, he's a retired mi...

  • Is it possible to melt rocks?
    well rocks come from volcanoes erupting, they were all melted at some point. google it, it's pretty cool.

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