532kloop's Advice

• What is "cheese"?
  Mayb it jus means cheese!!
  
  
• Is it normal to want to see a guy's p*nis?
  yes it is...just ask a guy 2 show u..hell i'll show you mine if u want?!?
  
  
• How can I make myself ejaculate? (0.00%)
  rub around the clit
  
  
• Should I explore my body with my friend?
  lol haha that is sooo awsome!!! plzzz o plzzz invite me over!!...get drunk and u wnt care wut happens just as long as ur having funn...plzz o plzz invite me over lol have funn
  
  
• How do I give a girl oral s*x?
  first you put the lotion on the skin... then you stick your finger up her a**... and then give her the ol' bowling ball grip...lotion is vital...if u dnt put the lotion the skin...it gets the hose again...
  
  
• Do girls care about testicle size?
  nt size it's how smooth they r!!!...they nuts r as smooth as eggs!!
  
  
• Will it work out if we've never seen each other?
  that's sick!!!
  
  
• Should I just stop talking to other guys?
  lose him cause eventually yall will seperate forever and no1 will take u serious abt going out with u cu they'll think you still like him!!
  
  
• What are good emo/grunge/screamo bands?
  im tired of the used!!...i mean there good bt ive listented 2 there songs 2 much!!!
  
  
• Does he still love me or is he using me?
  ......
  
  
• What do you guys like in girls?
  hottness!!!...and someone who can keep up a conversation!!!...i dnt like sluts!!!
  
  
• How you ever done a Wake and Bake before school?
  no...bt i have seen some1do it and ow they live on the street!...nt a true storie
  
  
• What are good warmup songs for volleyball?
  lol...electric 6 - dance commander
  
  
• Does anyone like the band Creed?
  no
  
  
• Is it a bad idea to have oral s*x when she's on her period?
  ewww
  
  
• How can I make it up to her that I chickened out of our shower?
  say...wana take a shower?? then she says...u mean it??then u say...if u want me 2!!
  
  
• Do girls prefer a circumsized or uncircumsized penis?
  Why?? do you get 2 choose or someting? i say like what u have!!! besides uncircumsized penis have 2 be ike cleaned with a cu-tip!! i think!! lol
  
  
• Is there a way to control my excitement on the phone?
  Tell him your makein him horny then you'll both stutter 2gether!!...duh!! =) lol
  
  
• How can I get a cheap, stylish black hoody?
  Thanks!!
  
  
• Who else likes My Chemical Romance?
  i like em bt they arent my fav thou!! bt there kool i guess...heyt aint the singer gay??? ive heard rumors abt something??
  
  
• What are awesome sex positions?
  69 my fav!!!
  
  
• How do you make out?
  omg dude i hate when that happened 2 me!! i was so mad at her bt i gt over it bt never learned how really i need help also!?! lol its nt hard i just dnt want 2 mess up!!
  
  
• Girls: Why do my nipples get hard when I see a cute guy?
  yea totally normal!!...in fact my nipples do that...sometimes but outa nowhere!! lol im serious
  
  
• What would be a good name for a band?
  how about mercy fart!! hahaha
  
  
• Should I have sex because everyone else is?
  lol girls dnt even tink of sex at 14!! i thinkcus they certainly dnt talk abt it unless they really want 2 it's like 3 outa 10 girls have sex at that age!!!
  
  
• How can I make him jealous?
  i think you should dump him and get with me!? ;)
  
  
• How come I'm so dry?
  spit or water
  
  
• How does she know when I'm about to ejaculate?
  lol she looks at ur face and then relizes ur abt 2 cu* girls kno its funny!!
  
  
• What should I get my boyfriend for our anniversary?
  get him like 1 of the seasons of family guy or just have sex with him
  
  
• Is it OK to go out with a younger girl?
  w/e he said!! just as long as the girl isnt like 4 years younger thats nasty
  
  
• How can you tell if he's interested?
  ask his friends to ask him if he likes you!! it will work
  
  
• What do you think are your strengths and your weaknesses?
  strength would be that im funny!! bt my weakness is i fall in love 2 easlily!! ha i suck
  
  
• What if you only had 30 seconds to live?
  ok i mean if you have 30 seconds 2 live youd prolly be in a hostpital so when the nurse came in id jump out of the bed and get busy 2 the loving!! lol 30 seconds!! sounds like some1s first time!!! haha
  
  
• What are some new artists I should listen to?
  ok for rock The-Used for rap idk Z-Ro, country - dierks bentley and thats just me!! lol i guess im retarted!! lol hey you like the color purple?? its my favorite 2!! lol
  
  
• Is there a way to jumpstart puberty?
  whaaat? you mean you havent even got hairdownsatirs or your balls havent droped?? you could jacko*f
  
  
• How can she let him know that her answer is "no"?
  FUCCC*K this 1 is hard!! idk i mean he's got depression problems and if she say's that she jus can't who knows what will happen!! why dnt you go with her to tell him at the same time so yall wnt get hurt!! just in case!! or make some1 mean tell him so ...
  
  
• How to confront my psychological issues with sex?
  tell him you love him...call him up now or meet him w/e and tell him how you fill! :{...sex is everything!!
  
  
• How can I get my Dad to let me have a boyfriend?
  have u tryed telling him that many other girls are dating in ur grade also??? he's probally scared that you'll lose ur virginity 2 ur bf at 15!? u could try to be serious abt it and ask him why...other than that i can not help you! srry!!
  
  
• How do I get my Mom to stop worrying so much? (0.00%)
  u couuuld put a condom 2 her face and say "mom im being safe i wish u would stop worry so much im a big girl now" h?e u girls talk 2 ur parents?? =)
  
  
• I have never had an orgasim and I feel like giving up
  i u have a fantasy then use it like mine...bt idk u so i cant tell u!!!...if u dnt have a fantasy then use lube or whipp cream!!!
  
  
• What are good truth or dare questions for a party?
  do u have 2 play truth or dare??? u dnt have 2 play!!! unless u want 2 play you'll end up thinking of smething look at smething and tell the 2 do smething with it!! lol dnt make em hump it!!
  
  
• How can I get my ex and his family to stop calling me?
  call the cops!! or lol...rap there house!! =)
  
  
• What if my boyfriend cheated and never picks up the phone?
  What goes around comes around he'll get hurt eventualy...break up wit him!!
  
  
• What are some good songs to cry to?
  james blunt - bad day!!
  
  
• Are acne pills bad for you?
  yes and no acne pills will cure ur acne but 2 many pills could make the skin on the bottom of ur feet peel off real bad cus of all the vitamin A!!
  
  
• How can I stop my World of Warcraft addiction?
  invite a friend over 2 help u do something else i had a addicaton with comand & conquer games!! lol tell ur mom or dad w/e to take u somewhere for fun or ur get a gf
  
  
• How can I stop my fear of the dark?
  u gotta phone?? ok first leave the light on and look at ur surroundings see to everything is normal!! k the turn off the light and shine everything wit ur phone and you'll feel a little better abt the dark or u could try not watching dawn of the dead b...
  
  
• What is your definition of "Strike while the iron is hot"? (0.00%)
  sex
  
  
• Anyone got good songs/bands for me to give a try? (0.00%)
  evan's blue!?! there alright even you wana try!! try The Used there the best listen 2 there new album lies for liars!!!
  
  
• What's your favorite band?
  The Used!!!